Och Aye Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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daviebee Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 3 hours ago, daviebee said: You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel... Fuckin embarrassing running behind him with crutches, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 He also never took it well, moaned about it being filmed. Should have just laughed and said next time i'll go a bit slower. Get it into you've been framed as well, is it still £250, in fact is that even still on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 4 hours ago, daviebee said: You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel... 🤦♀️ What a riddy. He might even have managed to out perform Bojo on the cringe scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Maybe a failed hit by a certain nursery school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 I went into a shop today to buy a Dracula costume. The girl tried to sell me a Manchester United shirt. I said, 'I think you misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 VID-20211108-WA0000.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bonzo Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 As I was sitting around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it? 7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. 8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant. 9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . .they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after". 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 20. HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 I'm enjoying my Eton themed advent calendar. It's really good - my family's friends open all the doors for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 14 hours ago, bonzo said: As I was sitting around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it? 7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. 8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant. 9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . .they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after". 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 20. HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Och Aye Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Teacher asked her class to give a sentence with the word contagious in it. Wee guy puts his hand up and says ' My dad saw our next door neighbour cutting the hedge with a pair of scissors and said that'll take that contagious'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaundy Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 17 hours ago, Och Aye said: Teacher asked her class to give a sentence with the word contagious in it. Wee guy puts his hand up and says ' My dad saw our next door neighbour cutting the hedge with a pair of scissors and said that'll take that contagious'. 👏😀🖖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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