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Scotty CTA Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 The 'flat earther' section should show one grateful person hugging the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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robbo cop Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Skiver hid a muckle win on the gee gees ower the weekend, an is feeling gye flush. He funcies tryin oot een o’ the new barbers in the toon, sae heids aff tae Kleen Kutz on Union Street fir the wirks. Fan he enters, a receptionist hauns him a menu. He disnae like the soond o’ the Bak, Crak an Sak, an settles fir a haircut, weet shave, heid massage an manicure insteed. His nails ar barkit, an he hisnae hid a shave fir a pucklie o’ days, kis he’s bin on a bender. Skiver taks a seat, an aifter a relaxin heid massage, a loon lathers up his chin fir his shave. Then iss stunnner o’ a quine starts workin on his mankie hauns. He funcies his chances, an tries his patter oot on her. Skiver: ‘Yer daein a braw job darlin. Sicht a saft touch. Am nae intae sunsets, bit a widnae mine seein ye gan doon.’ Manicurist: ‘Ta min, bit am mairraid’ Skiver: ‘Dae ye funcie meetin up fir a wee drinkie the nicht. Jist tell yer man yer meetin a freen.’ Manicurist: ‘Ye kin tell him yersel, he’s gein ye a shave.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bonzo Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Since Wimbledon is on at the moment, I thought I would treat myself to a punnet of strawberries. I googled for the best way to serve them. It said 1. Cut the strawberries in half and place in a bowl 2. Sprinkle with castor sugar 3. Pile cream on top I tried it, but I cannot recommend this recipe. Pile cream tastes horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo ? One’s very heavy and the other is a little lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 How do you tell people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi apart? People from Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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