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bonzo Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 How to scar a wean for life... VID-20210408-WA0000.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 My wife has packed her bags and gone – just because of my fetish with touching pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I taught my Dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground… We went from Barking to Tooting in about an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phart Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 12 hours ago, bonzo said: How to scar a wean for life... VID-20210408-WA0000.mp4 I know it's wrong but that had me creasing myself so much i'm now questioning my moral fibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 15 hours ago, fringo said: My wife has packed her bags and gone – just because of my fetish with touching pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now. Since my wife left I've went a bit crazy. I've bought a motorbike, got a tattoo and spent about 2 grand on coke and hookers. She's going to go mad when she gets in from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Local Police hunting the ‘knitting needle nutter’, who has stabbed six people in the rear in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Panicked a bit when I seen your name up there Fringo, thinking- He's not went in with a Prince Philip crack this early surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Och Aye said: Panicked a bit when I seen your name up there Fringo, thinking- He's not went in with a Prince Philip crack this early surely. spooky coincidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 20 hours ago, phart said: I know it's wrong but that had me creasing myself so much i'm now questioning my moral fibre. Looks like the cat's had plenty fibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gkm_vancouver Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Out of the mouths of babes.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkm_vancouver Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 James Bond talking to Ulrika Johnson James, what a lovely watch you're wearing. Thank you Ulrika. This watch is state of the art, it tells me anything I need to know- time, dates, places with a direct link to MI5 and MI6. In fact, Ulrika it tells me that at this moment in time your not wearing any knickers under your dress!! Your watch must be wrong James, I can assure you I do have knickers on under my dress. Damn, phuckin' things an hour fast again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bonzo Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 A couple, both age 78, went to an NHS sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them £50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £90. The Hilton charges £108. We do it here for £50...and I get £43 back from Bupa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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