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bonzo Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 2 hours ago, fringo said: I'm stealing that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 I went down the pub last night and ran into Vincent Van Gogh at the bar. 'Hi Vince, how are you? 'I'm fine thanks. You OK? 'Can't complain. Vincent, can I get you a drink?' 'No thanks - I've got one 'ere!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I went to buy a Dracula Costume for our Halloween Party but the Shop Assistant brought me out a Man United football shirt instead. I said, "Sorry. I think you misheard me. I said I wanted to look like a Count" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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