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46 minutes ago, wee_pammy_87 said:

This is so me 🙈 and I tend to overuse pure as well haha! Might make it my New Years resolution to use these less haha

I remember a work colleague once saying she was "sat on the train, pure reading ma book...".  I didn't say anything but I thought how can you impurely read a book??  🤣

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8 minutes ago, scotlad said:

I remember a work colleague once saying she was "sat on the train, pure reading ma book...".  I didn't say anything but I thought how can you impurely read a book??  🤣

If its a manky porn mag?

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1 minute ago, slasher said:

At least you're like, totally admitting that you have a problem. The first step to like, totally fixing something is like...... aaah fuck it! 😂😂😂

Haha so true! I did say it there for comedic effect! I will maybe start a support group 😃

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Beveragino. I only heard it for the first time last week but it's fecking awful.

It's up there with 'a quick snifter' or 'a glass of the old falling down water'.  No need for for euphemisms for a glass of wine or beer.

Only ever used by utter tossers.

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Beveragino sounds like the kinda thing that a mid 30s pretend posh, but unemployable woman would say.

Her only jobs have ever been looking after Eugene and Daisy (kids or dogs), making shitey teas for her test husband and occasionally taking her stupid Hyundai 4x4 to the car wash. 

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10 hours ago, neilser said:

Beveragino. I only heard it for the first time last week but it's fecking awful.

It's up there with 'a quick snifter' or 'a glass of the old falling down water'.  No need for for euphemisms for a glass of wine or beer.

Only ever used by utter tossers.

😂 I wouldn’t even know how to pronounce that. 

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Transphobic/ Transphobia . Trans what ? Ffs. 
in that vein Paul O’Grady on tonight in a highlights of his excellent For the love of Dogs . Just to remind how intolerant the UK has always been for blokes pretending to be women. It’s a Uk badge of pride imo

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