DoonTheSlope Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, Chripper said: That's so confusing to me. Dinner's usually the biggest meal of the day, not something you can pack in a plastic box. 06:00 - 11:59 Morning - Breakfast 12:00 - 17:59 Afternoon - Dinner 18:00 - 21:59 Evening - Tea 22:00 - 05:59 Night - Greedy Bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 2 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: 06:00 - 11:59 Morning - Breakfast 12:00 - 17:59 Afternoon - Dinner 18:00 - 21:59 Evening - Tea 22:00 - 05:59 Night - Greedy Bastard Dinner time starts at 1200. Tea time starts at 1700. Anything in between is your midser. As you say anybody who has more than three meals a day is a greedy fat fuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 “Snowflake’ 🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Are folk who don't like the word "snowflake", snowflakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 “Let’s hava a people’s vote” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albathebrave Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) when people say that someone touched on a subject! 😫 i know its a word "texted" but i fcukin hate it! going forward is another one! ahhh cracker i heard one once when someone made a suggestion at a meeting and a workmate said " lets put that in the ideas fridge and snack on it later" 😖 Edited April 23, 2019 by albathebrave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) “ footie’ Or ‘footy’ 😡 Edited April 23, 2019 by Jim Beem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ormond Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Jim Beem said: “ footie’ Or ‘footy’ 😡 It gets on my tits tae when folk say match. I ken it’s the official term but tae me it’s kent as an auld fashioned Grandpaw Broon “gemme” 😊 P.s. Set phasers tae malky! Edited April 24, 2019 by The Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 "Well done Liverpool". Unless you can show me you spent your formative years asking away fans for a fiver to mind their cars, you can just f**k off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dairbee Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 All managers are now "at the wheel"....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 On 6/2/2019 at 11:01 AM, Dairbee said: All managers are now "at the wheel"....... Johnny Harvey fell asleep at the fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 An Independent UK is truly a blessing to the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeeNockPoul Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 We re all Jack Thomsons bairns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpTheSlope Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 A leading member of the YES movement will tweet stats and figures surrounding the benefits of independence and cons of remaining within the UK A wee English person will pipe up and tweet something along the lines of “when you leave can you take us(some northern town) with you” which is wanky in itself But the wankiest phrase of the lot is a reply from a wee Scottish based person, usually with #FBPE in their twitter handle which will say “off course, the kettles on” or something of that ilk The type of cunt who buys a fish supper, takes it up the road, puts it on a plate and eats it with a knife and fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 "GLADSTONBURY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpTheSlope Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 “The banter years” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 “Facebook friends” When asking a question...like “can anyone tell me what time Tesco close tonight” Use google and stop relying on some cunt you’ve no had contact with in 34 years ya cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 (edited) 'Stay safe' Thanks for that nugget of wisdom else I might have been tempted to nip to the supermarket to lick trolley handles Edited May 2, 2020 by ThistleWhistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 “the new normal” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Flatten the curve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daviebee Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 We need to get the R down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave78 Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 "raising awareness" "lived experience" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 White lives matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 The New Normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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