the_burger Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 People who post pictures of food or tag themselves in restaurants and write 'nom nom nom' Just shut the up with your nom nom nom pish. Agreed, nom nom patter is beyond chronic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Dinner/tea - well said, that's one of mine. Feels just plane wrong with me if someone mentions dinner as their tea. Edinburgh folk (aka "posh twat tories") annoy me in this respect a lot. Thankfully I'm from Leith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "Technical difficulties" is one that really annoys me, especially as it's often user error compounded by panicked attempts to resolve (or hide) the initial up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 vino? it's wine ffs Just to be sure "we're on the same page", vino was in inverted commas, as not my words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weekevie04 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "ball park figure" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasMc1973 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Just to be sure "we're on the same page", vino was in inverted commas, as not my words! Wasn't directed at you, per se, more adding it to the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Wasn't directed at you, per se, more adding it to the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow jock Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "Helicopter View" "In Real Terms" "Footsoldier" (makes me cringe that one) East Stand (naw it's the feckin Celtic end for us auld C*nts) West Stand (naw it's the feckin Rangers end for us auld C*nts) "Ditto" (was good in the movie Ghost, but not in general conversation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jailender Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "Helicopter View" "In Real Terms" "Footsoldier" (makes me cringe that one) East Stand (naw it's the feckin Celtic end for us auld Weegie C*nts) West Stand (naw it's the feckin Rangers end for us auld Weegie C*nts) "Ditto" (was good in the movie Ghost, but not in general conversation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 It's not rocket science always hated that wan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasMc1973 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 ..always hated that wan Was he a Korean rocket Scientist....... I'll get my white coat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) [quote name="JasMc1973" post="232495" timestamp="1445955 Was he a Korean rocket Scientist....... I'll get my white coat...hahaha aye Edited October 27, 2015 by bonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 It's not rocket science I wonder if folk who work for NASA say that?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Third Lanark Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 He has went - should be 'he has gone' or 'he went'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 He has went - should be 'he has gone' or 'he went'. Unless Johnathan Ross is his landlord.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chico Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 'En route' written as 'on route' absolutely boils my piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I wonder if folk who work for NASA say that?... Good shout. I'm stealing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) s that talk about "having a mad one" when going out for a night out. Or "It's going to get messy" Edited October 27, 2015 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 He has went - should be 'he has gone' or 'he went'. Agreed. Also "I seen", when it should be "I saw". "Let's do lunch". Why would you knock phuqq out of a plate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest faircity Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) s that say " its so not" and also " period . s. While I'm at it, folk that say they have "done" Paris or Rome or whatever. Edited October 27, 2015 by faircity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 'Bus' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassrubber Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "back in the day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Mon tae wi yer dinner/tea pash. It's breakfast, lunch, supper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I wonder if folk who work for NASA say that?...why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 People who use literally incorrectly deserve to be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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