Orraloon Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: It will be me if I do not want a divorce..š Disnae answer the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 20 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Disnae answer the question. š¤£š¤£š¤£. Ramy will be walking his fat arse for 18 holes..Ā Mrs.Ramy said it would be good for me. Some cheek she has..š Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 28, 2020 Author Share Posted May 28, 2020 Clubs been cleaned, gps charged and clothes looked out.Ā Ā Shits getting real....... šš½āāļøā³ļøš Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Leave the brolly at home, you won't need it.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 30, 2020 Author Share Posted May 30, 2020 Golfs shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Orraloon Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 20 hours ago, dandydunn said: Golfs shite Two over on the back nine for me. 3 bogeys, 1 birdie. Chipped in twice. Must be all that practice? No need to bore you with the detail of the front nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 4 hours ago, Orraloon said: Two over on the back nine for me. 3 bogeys, 1 birdie. Chipped in twice. Must be all that practice? No need to bore you with the detail of the front nine. Weāre just doing stableford with our group of boys just now. 23 points by the 8th and nailed one down the middle on the long par 5. Standing over my 2nd shot, I was already counting the 4 points for a birdie as I had a stroke too.Ā Ā One duck hook into the shite later and I was walking off with a 7 and 10 points accumulated for the back 9 šš Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 You sound like a bandit. I would be cutting your handicap if I was your handicap secretary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) On 5/31/2020 at 6:42 PM, Orraloon said: You sound like a bandit. I would be cutting your handicap if I was your handicap secretary. The reason Iām off 11 is because of a back 9 like that that happens a all too often. If I could be more consistent, I reckon Iād be very capable off of 7 or 8.Ā Ā Anyway, out again tomorrow with my old boy to give the new and improved wedges a smack, painted them today with tubs off of eBay, which is a lot more difficult than theyĀ make it out to be š Ā Edited June 1, 2020 by dandydunn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Had 18 on Sunday for the first time since July. Birdie birdie finish for a one over 73 off the medal tees. Iāve reminded myself that Iām not bad at the sport and should really play more often. Best part was having a craic with my mate again though, that and the fact the course is burnt to fuck and is proper linksy for the first time in a fucking age.........proper golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 On 5/28/2020 at 3:38 PM, dandydunn said: Clubs been cleaned, gps charged and clothes looked out.Ā Ā Shits getting real....... šš½āāļøā³ļøš Nice. Atleast you have top gear. Me aswell. I have a set of Ping blades. King Cobra driver.. What does that mean? Absolute nothing. I look great, still shite..š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Wife and I golfed yesterday. We were surprisingly allowed to share the buggy as the pro shop lad asked if we were couple. Great day out, even though Mrs.Ramy is slow as molasses in February.. Thank fuck next Tuesday is with the lads..š¤£š¤£ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 Was out yesterday too, rain came on at 18th and stuck behind 2 fuckwits. Saturday, Monday & Thursday is my next bookings, hope the rain goes away again. Not keen on trousers on a golf course just now.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 Got bored the other day and decided to paint my wedges, not brave enough to try it on my putter yet.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 On 6/1/2020 at 9:11 PM, dandydunn said: The reason Iām off 11 is because of a back 9 like that that happens a all too often. If I could be more consistent, I reckon Iād be very capable off of 7 or 8.Ā Ā Anyway, out again tomorrow with my old boy to give the new and improved wedges a smack, painted them today with tubs off of eBay, which is a lot more difficult than theyĀ make it out to be š Ā Can I join your band of bandits?Ā Just shot 9 straight pars (never done that before)Ā on the back 9 forĀ 25 points. 14 points on the front 9. Happy with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Can I join your band of bandits?Ā Just shot 9 straight pars (never done that before)Ā on the back 9 forĀ 25 points. 14 points on the front 9. Happy with that. Ive never done that š 20 points out yesterday and 8 back š Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 22 hours ago, dandydunn said: Was out yesterday too, rain came on at 18th and stuck behind 2 fuckwits. Saturday, Monday & Thursday is my next bookings, hope the rain goes away again. Not keen on trousers on a golf course just now.Ā I have never worn trousers golfing, mind you it's always warm enough here.. Only thing is the midgees. Fuckin terrible as most of the courses I play are surrounded by the canadian bush..š¤£ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: I have never worn trousers golfing, mind you it's always warm enough here.. Only thing is the midgees. Fuckin terrible as most of the courses I play are surrounded by the canadian bush..š¤£ Aye, midgies were a nuisance at the parkland on Tuesday, but nothing down at my home course beside pittodrie.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 On 6/3/2020 at 5:29 PM, Orraloon said: Can I join your band of bandits?Ā Just shot 9 straight pars (never done that before)Ā on the back 9 forĀ 25 points. 14 points on the front 9. Happy with that. My brother almost got lynched at his companies golf tournament playing off 18 went par par par birdie par bogie birdie par or something like that. I completed golf ages ago though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 55 minutes ago, phart said: My brother almost got lynched at his companies golf tournament playing off 18 went par par par birdie par bogie birdie par or something like that. I completed golf ages ago though. My brother got his first one on Saturday. Iām still waiting for mine.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Those Collies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 3 hours ago, phart said: My brother almost got lynched at his companies golf tournament playing off 18 went par par par birdie par bogie birdie par or something like that. I completed golf ages ago though. That Titleist dci irons?Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 4 hours ago, phart said: My brother almost got lynched at his companies golf tournament playing off 18 went par par par birdie par bogie birdie par or something like that. I completed golf ages ago though. I've never had a hole in one. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, dandydunn said: That Titleist dci irons?Ā Can't remember to be honest, was almost 30 years ago now. Edited June 4, 2020 by phart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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