fringo Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I accidentally bleached my elbow today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, fringo said: I accidentally bleached my elbow today. This would be a locate elbow, locate bleach, do not apply, failure episode I presume. Do tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eisegerwind said: This would be a locate elbow, locate bleach, do not apply, failure episode I presume. Do tell. I just got confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, fringo said: I just got confused. Are you on Twitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eisegerwind said: Are you on Twitter? No. Just google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 13 minutes ago, fringo said: No. Just google. OK. Just there is a guy on there that needs some advice on how to bleach his arsehole thought you might be able to help. No worries, good luck with the elbow, long sleeve shirts for a while maybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, phart said: Cheers, any tips on the best way to bleach my arsehole? You OK hun, asked around, just elbow info, soz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Eisegerwind said: Locate bleach, locate arsehole, apply (or vice versa). Cheers Duke. I thought i;d give it a try and i;d heard a rumour you're the man to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, phart said: Cheers Duke. I thought i;d give it a try and i;d heard a rumour you're the man to see. Poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Eisegerwind said: Poor? No i have a bit of a budget so no need to think about cost, just give me the best shit. What about below? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 TBH i'm only killing time till the easter thread, waiting for the resurrection of padre Andrew and the usual suspects. I really don't have much info on the anal stuff. However I was delighted recently to see that I can now laugh as much as my female age related counterparts without fear of leakage due to Tena men pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Eisegerwind said: TBH i'm only killing time till the easter thread, waiting for the resurrection of padre Andrew and the usual suspects. I really don't have much info on the anal stuff. However I was delighted recently to see that I can now laugh as much as my female age related counterparts without fear of leakage due to Tena men pants. Another 5 years and i'll be making a post asking for you to post this again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 21 minutes ago, phart said: Cheers Duke. I thought i;d give it a try and i;d heard a rumour you're the man to see. I was the Duke two days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Keeping the posts on topic I'm sure you'll find lots of natural solutions to these sort of problems on Twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ormond said: I was the Duke two days ago. You're both Duke, don't worry. Just now, Eisegerwind said: Keeping the posts on topic I'm sure you'll find lots of natural solutions to these sort of problems on Twitter. I necro'd this thread for my own purposes, took me ages to find it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Ormond said: I was the Duke two days ago. Tart/male equivalent/gender neutral equivalent/ in a light hearted quip stylee thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 22 minutes ago, phart said: No i have a bit of a budget so no need to think about cost, just give me the best shit. What about below? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 On 3/2/2018 at 12:42 AM, phart said: I just got onto twitter to do some arguing. Must say the denizens of here are much better at arguing. It's a fucking slaughter. The bants are all very well and good,however, have you got into the top 100 cleverest people on Twitter yet, do they do a poll or that or sumfin or nothin like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Eisegerwind said: The bants are all very well and good,however, have you got into the top 100 cleverest people on Twitter yet, do they do a poll or that or sumfin or nothin like. . Edited March 3, 2018 by phart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Eisegerwind said: The bants are all very well and good,however, have you got into the top 100 cleverest people on Twitter yet, do they do a poll or that or sumfin or nothin like. Getting into Twitter's top 100 cleverest is probably on a par with a top 6 finish in the Barnsley & District 'Full Set of Teeth' tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 10 hours ago, phart said: . Is that a picture of your new look anus taken in the current snowy backdrop! Hope you left a good review on Amazon. Got any left? I'll pay p&p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, ThistleWhistle said: Is that a picture of your new look anus taken in the current snowy backdrop! Hope you left a good review on Amazon. Got any left? I'll pay p&p. Before and after, just can't see the bleached version on the right. Sorry mate i used the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, phart said: Before and after, just can't see the bleached version on the right. Sorry mate i used the lot. You're ok I've got some. Set up our vanity mirror infront of the mirrored built-in wardrobes so I can see my anus going to infinity and beyond. How long does it take to work? After twenty minutes mine still looks like the entrance to Bugs Bunny's house and really don't want to have to do another dose because it tasted horrible!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, ThistleWhistle said: You're ok I've got some. Set up our vanity mirror infront of the mirrored built-in wardrobes so I can see my anus going to infinity and beyond. How long does it take to work? After twenty minutes mine still looks like the entrance to Bugs Bunny's house and really don't want to have to do another dose because it tasted horrible!! Anal administration not Oral! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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