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Spot on.

The Nazis were smart.

Ben Elton did a stand up about Jesus getting knocked back from a nightclub (scruffy hair, beard and sandals) and Himmler and Hitler swanning in - "In you come lads, looking smart tonight." Edited by Charlie Endell
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You take that back right now :worried: . And she's not 'the Explorer' any more, she's 'and Friends'. So there :P

She can call herself whatever she wants, but for all the exploring she does she's a fat little fück :lol:

Must be sooking off the chocolate tree at a fair rate.

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One of the delivery drivers at my work was going to a big walk this morning ('First drink in the Lodge at 6 o'clock in the morning!') didn't catch which particular locality was being inflicted with them. Then over to Belfast tomorrow. Off all next week to recover.

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One of the delivery drivers at my work was going to a big walk this morning ('First drink in the Lodge at 6 o'clock in the morning!') didn't catch which particular locality was being inflicted with them. Then over to Belfast tomorrow. Off all next week to recover.

It was Central Scotland today (held in Motherwell this year)

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She can call herself whatever she wants, but for all the exploring she does she's a fat little fück :lol:

Must be sooking off the chocolate tree at a fair

rate.

You are missing the point. She lost the puppy fat as she got older and started filming 'Dora and Friends' when she turned 13. Remember as well this was all about 15 years ago. As her career failed and she got a bit out of control, she ended up in rehab. At 18 she tried to get her life back on track and enrolled as a student nurse in Paisley of all places. According to her autobiography, 'When Explorers Go Bad', she had to give up as some sicko stalker kept turning up at her halls of residence demanding that she wear a kimono and let him shag her up the arse.
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You are missing the point. She lost the puppy fat as she got older and started filming 'Dora and Friends' when she turned 13. Remember as well this was all about 15 years ago. As her career failed and she got a bit out of control, she ended up in rehab. At 18 she tried to get her life back on track and enrolled as a student nurse in Paisley of all places. According to her autobiography, 'When Explorers Go Bad', she had to give up as some sicko stalker kept turning up at her halls of residence demanding that she wear a kimono and let him shag her up the arse.

I hear Boots is now in San Diego zoo earning a living turning tricks for the other monkeys

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You are missing the point. She lost the puppy fat as she got older and started filming 'Dora and Friends' when she turned 13. Remember as well this was all about 15 years ago. As her career failed and she got a bit out of control, she ended up in rehab. At 18 she tried to get her life back on track and enrolled as a student nurse in Paisley of all places. According to her autobiography, 'When Explorers Go Bad', she had to give up as some sicko stalker kept turning up at her halls of residence demanding that she wear a kimono and let him shag her up the arse.

Hahaha! :-D
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