Flure Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Scotland away trips really aren't an excuse to completely ignore personal hygiene. Now, it might be the case that you're not aware of it - but here's a couple of clues. See if you don't wash - or if you wear the same tops for days on end? You're gonnae stink. And, you! Aye, you that showers and shaves every day, but has got a mate who gets ranker and ranker by the hour? Could you please, please have a mate-like, subtle word in his ear? Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Where's the like button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Where's the like button? X2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) And another wee tip..... If you've never smelled a guy like Flure describes.......then it's probably you! Edited September 8, 2014 by Marky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimstroma Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The smelliest guy i came across this trip was a middle aged, well dressed German who was standing in front of me at the check in que at Koln airport. He was reeking of BO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrystarfish Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Didn't meet anyone with bad BO this trip, but the farting was horrendous in the stadium. Must have been all the weisenbier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottincarlisle Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) Manchester flight back today wasn't too bad. Edited September 8, 2014 by scottincarlisle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolhibby Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Didn't meet anyone with bad BO this trip, but the farting was horrendous in the stadium. Must have been all the weisenbier. Yes the farting was out of sight. Sad to say that I contributed to some of that gas, as did other members of our group. But as said, a 3 day diet of various pork products lager, Altbier and Jägers, plays havoc with your guts. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 Now, see, the residual exhaust fume thing happens. That's life. But there's nae excuse for not washing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Europe does showers better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddardStark Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Up at 5 on Monday morning. Showered, change of clothes. Lots of fellow fans commented on how well I smelt on the shuttle bus back to Airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillfaeSwindon Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Sorry Flure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Glad l did nae get that train fae Dortmund that took 2 hours must have been a rather pungent smell in them carriages lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khana Lagur Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Can I add those who temporarily divorce their toothbrush on tour to the list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Can I add those who temporarily divorce their toothbrush on tour to the list? Approved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I was rooming with Kenneth Farrington and therefore able to take advantage of his impressive range of male-grooming products. Showered, shaved and applied Nivea moisturiser in advance of my 12-hour journey home (train from Bochum to Hamburg, flight from Hamburg to Manchester, train from Manchester Airport to Preston and finally another train from Preston to Glasgow). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartantruck Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 A rather inflated Perth exile, now living in the Chicago area, made a very large contribution to the gas build up in the stadium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 A shower in the morning os the best way to wake up and feel fresh, especially at away games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie huggins Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 farting in public is the lowest form of wit anybody who does it is an ignorant tw@t much worse than any whiff of b.o. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 farting in public is the lowest form of wit anybody who does it is an ignorant tw@t much worse than any whiff of b.o. so tell me if one is ready to break wind what does one do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie huggins Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 are you serious? you dont know where to fart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 On 9/11/2014 at 11:18 AM, eddie huggins said: are you serious? you dont know where to fart? If it just appears fae naewhere where else are ye meant tae dae it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Last thing anyone wants to be doing is smelling the inside of some cnts erse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Bzzzz said: Last thing anyone wants to be doing is smelling the inside of some cnts erse. Now you tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonny78 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Maybe he followed through with shock of us scoring away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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