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2 hours ago, duncan II said:

McCoist FFS. Jakey khunt. "I tell you what."  Arsehole

Come on, Mexico!

Absolutely. Taken Alan Hansen's crown for stating the blindingly obvious. Did you hear him trying to work out how many minutes were left in the 1st half? The tequila was clearly kicking in.

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Why can't they just commentate on the game? Who gives a fuck if they have an early morning flight? If they can't be bothered to watch the game they should have stayed at home.

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I think it was the Bolivia game, the commentators were wittering on about the bars being full of local American sports fans being all excited about some matches in an entirely different sport. FFS. During play in a live Scotland match!

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I think McCoist is actually okay, okay he plays up to his main audience (don't they all) but he genuinely is a massive fan of our national team and stated so on many occasions 

Although when he was younger I bumped into him and his pals at the dancing in Glasgow 1983 (The Ultra Tech no less 🤣)

He had not long signed for Rangers and he thought he was a big shot, to be fair he went on to have a more than decent career.

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1 hour ago, Fairbairn said:

Some people are awfy easily wound up.  It's the World Cup lads and we're there!  Just chill out and enjoy it!

I like to watch as many games involving other teams as I can. These games are just spoiled by arsehole "commentators". They are not commentating, they are just havering pish. And, I can get better banter doon the pub. We used to be able to turn over to the radio commentary, which was usually much better. Can't do that nowadays. I usually last about 3 games before the sound gets turned off. We are paying these fuckers a load of money and they can't be arsed doing their job. 

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4 hours ago, Fairbairn said:

Some people are awfy easily wound up.  It's the World Cup lads and we're there!  Just chill out and enjoy it!

Happy to enjoy Scotland at the World Cup. Not fed some other nation, or the "Knicks". 

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9 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said:

Emma Hayes. Good pundit but keep her off co-coms FFS

Shes even worse than Stuart Lovell for not knowing when to shut up

Stick to the fitbaw, hen

Cape Verde getting a draw was a victory for immigration b’fuck. Cunt almighty 

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On 6/14/2026 at 8:03 PM, Barney Rubble said:

Liam McLeod.

He was insufferable last night.

10218 days is embedded in the brain for evermore.

He was. In hindsight would rather have watched it on mute, thankfully going over for the next 2 games.

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1 hour ago, Johnnyshaker said:

He was. In hindsight would rather have watched it on mute, thankfully going over for the next 2 games.

Don't worry, we get the boot licker mccoist next....

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21 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said:

Emma Hayes. Good pundit but keep her off co-coms FFS

Shes even worse than Stuart Lovell for not knowing when to shut up

 

11 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said:

Stick to the fitbaw, hen

Cape Verde getting a draw was a victory for immigration b’fuck. Cunt almighty 

I take it aw back. Gaslighting us about immigration and noughts and crosses for tactics on a blackboard

Wilfried Nancy eat yer bollocks oot, son

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On 6/14/2026 at 8:03 PM, Barney Rubble said:

Liam McLeod.

He was insufferable last night.

10218 days is embedded in the brain for evermore.

He gets my vote as worst commentator. 

McCoist is an irritating toady but Liam McLeod is utterly horrendous, even his voice tone annoys me.


Havent heard Steve McManaman  yet which is a definite bonus. 

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As well as individual commentators, it's the whole system of obsequious commentator and thick co-commentator and their awful banter. Drivel about their long drives to games or what they ate last night. The to and fro jokiness is atrocious. But it seems ubiquitous. All except the godawful miserable ex-England right back whose name escapes me this second as he's so boring. Lee Dixon. Though he tries the banter too.

One commentator, please, just describing the action, aware that less is more.

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9 hours ago, duncan II said:

As well as individual commentators, it's the whole system of obsequious commentator and thick co-commentator and their awful banter. Drivel about their long drives to games or what they ate last night. The to and fro jokiness is atrocious. But it seems ubiquitous. All except the godawful miserable ex-England right back whose name escapes me this second as he's so boring. Lee Dixon. Though he tries the banter too.

One commentator, please, just describing the action, aware that less is more.

You don’t need any commentators 

Posted
2 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said:

You don’t need any commentators 

Yeah, I agree. But it seems to be a requirement for some reason.

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Posted
On 6/15/2026 at 1:07 PM, DoonTheSlope said:

Emma Hayes. Good pundit but keep her off co-coms FFS

Shes even worse than Stuart Lovell for not knowing when to shut up

she canny be as bad as Joelle Murray!

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