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1 hour ago, Ormond said:

Tonight is the “Ugly Sweater Christmas Party” at my local. I’m just going in my normal clobber. :P

In your case you might get away with saying that you thought that "Ugly Sweater" was a description of the person, rather than a woolly jumper?

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5 hours ago, Ormond said:

I just Googled and found out Mary Queen Of Scots was today also. I’m definitely going to get off my heid the night noo. :ok:

Talking about birthdays it's my dugs birthday today

Gave him one of my sausage rolls earlier to celebrate  

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Just now, DoonTheSlope said:

Talking about birthdays it's my dugs birthday today

Gave him one of my sausage rolls earlier to celebrate  

Whit’s yer dug’s name?

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These facebook things with 20 names on it then, top 20 names to have a baby next year, then everyone tags people they know with the same name. Then do this for weeks and never stop.

Last one was "who is going to have 2 babies in year"

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On 25/11/2017 at 11:45 AM, wheres the pies said:

agreed the ads are a bit over powering now when using my I pad or phone on here really slows everything down it’s now just like going online to read a newspaper with all the ads 

I don't get any adds popping up, never have

On 02/12/2017 at 9:04 AM, PASTA Mick said:

People who call you up, get to voicemail, listen to all the chat about leaving a message after the tone, listen to the tone, AND THEN HANG UP! 

I get a text to say I have a voice message and a voice message alert icon. 

I then have to ring up, listen to the chat about how many messages I have, listen to "First message", listen to the stupid twat hang up, then delete the message, just to get rid of the voicemail icon at the top of my phone which will prevent me from functioning as a human if it is there. 

I actually hate people that leave voicemails, hang up and text me, hate listening through the shite as you say.

12 hours ago, sbcmfc said:

Happy birthday gran!

(even though you’re not on the TAMB; and dead)

I dont get wishing dead folk happy birthday online, who's benefit is that for apart from the attention seeking scrotum face posting it

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11 minutes ago, Kirk said:

I dont get wishing dead folk happy birthday online, who's benefit is that for apart from the attention seeking scrotum face posting it

Not quite the phrasing I would have used, but I do wonder about the motivation of people who do this.

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Folks who complain about voicemail :P

Just turn it off.

 

Aoanyhoo, phones are for outgoing.   Not incoming.   Throw it in a fuggin' drawer, or a puddle or volcano.   Woosh!

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16 hours ago, Ormond said:

Grown men who go to spa/massage day centres. @McTeeko:whistling:

Grown men who talk to dugs in such a high pitch tone it’s almost only the dugs that can hear it. @Ormond 😩

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4 hours ago, McTeeko said:

Grown men who talk to dugs in such a high pitch tone it’s almost only the dugs that can hear it. @Ormond 😩

I dae that steaming drunk. You spa yer tits oot sober. :wave:

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2 hours ago, Ormond said:

Cunts who say match instead of gemme. Although match is slightly better than footy. 

The same type of cunt that would buy a fish supper, take it up the road, put it on a plate and eat it with a knife and fork

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Petals who post "feeling sad" updates on Facebook wanting some attention with the usual nice squad then commenting "whats wrong?", ~"I'm here for you if you need to chat" pish.

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29 minutes ago, giblet said:

Petals who post "feeling sad" updates on Facebook wanting some attention with the usual nice squad then commenting "whats wrong?", ~"I'm here for you if you need to chat" pish.

You ok hun? I'll PM you xxx

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Folk who still spout the still game thermagrip £19:99 out of timpsons patter are up their with the wallipurrs who still think they're hilarious by saying Gazza is heading to (insert disaster) with chicken and a fishing rod

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7 hours ago, TDYER63 said:

Cvnts who never shut up ? 

I discovered this morning that the v in your cvnts isn’t necessary anymore. 

Cunts

Cunts

Cunts

See :)

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