TDYER63 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 McVities chocolate digestive, where has the chocolate gone ??? You can barely taste it , its spread so thin you can actually see the digestive through it. 😡😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I was lying in bed yesterday morning and noticed some wee insects had been squashed on the roller blinds, they must get caught when the blind is down then get squashed when it is rolled up. I asked Mr Tidy if he could clean them off . Later that day they were still there so I reminded him. A short time later I was in the shower and he came in the bathroom and pulled the shower door open. It came as quite a surprise as he usually comes nowhere near the bathroom till the shower has stopped for at least 10 minutes and he knows I am safely covered up in my dressing gown. He pulls a basin into the shower and says ‘ shove over , I need to fill this’ . ‘What for ‘ I asked . ‘To clean the insects off the blind’, he said. I am standing there shivering like a drookit rat so I said ‘ can you not fill it in the kitchen’ . ‘No he says ‘ you have bleach in the sink’ . I said ‘ well can you not empty the bleach, or use the wash handbasin, as I pointed over to the sink’ . Then I remembered there is no hot water in the bathroom sink. The hot water was coming through the cold tap and also the toilet flush and instead of getting a plumber he just switched off the hot water . This was 6 months ago. 🤬👱♂️🪓 Meh. This hasn’t really resolved anything but I feel a bit better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 3 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I was lying in bed yesterday morning and noticed some wee insects had been squashed on the roller blinds, they must get caught when the blind is down then get squashed when it is rolled up. I asked Mr Tidy if he could clean them off . Later that day they were still there so I reminded him. A short time later I was in the shower and he came in the bathroom and pulled the shower door open. It came as quite a surprise as he usually comes nowhere near the bathroom till the shower has stopped for at least 10 minutes and he knows I am safely covered up in my dressing gown. He pulls a basin into the shower and says ‘ shove over , I need to fill this’ . ‘What for ‘ I asked . ‘To clean the insects off the blind’, he said. I am standing there shivering like a drookit rat so I said ‘ can you not fill it in the kitchen’ . ‘No he says ‘ you have bleach in the sink’ . I said ‘ well can you not empty the bleach, or use the wash handbasin, as I pointed over to the sink’ . Then I remembered there is no hot water in the bathroom sink. The hot water was coming through the cold tap and also the toilet flush and instead of getting a plumber he just switched off the hot water . This was 6 months ago. 🤬👱♂️🪓 Meh. This hasn’t really resolved anything but I feel a bit better now. Well there goes this theory 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 3 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I was lying in bed yesterday morning and noticed some wee insects had been squashed on the roller blinds, they must get caught when the blind is down then get squashed when it is rolled up. I asked Mr Tidy if he could clean them off . Later that day they were still there so I reminded him. Right on behalf of men the world over why not just clean it yourself. Surely after the second nag it would have been quicker. Have you and your husband got this weird couple thing going where jobs are allocated based on your sex? Or maybe I should say gender. So changing tyres, wrestling bears out the swimming pool and lighting the BBQ are down to you and he cleans the blinds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 38 minutes ago, fringo said: Well there goes this theory 😆 Maybe if I buy him a top hat he will conjure up a plumber 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 hour ago, thplinth said: Right on behalf of men the world over why not just clean it yourself. Surely after the second nag it would have been quicker. Have you and your husband got this weird couple thing going where jobs are allocated based on your sex? Or maybe I should say gender. So changing tyres, wrestling bears out the swimming pool and lighting the BBQ are down to you and he cleans the blinds? 😂 Aye, we do allocate jobs based on gender and since he is at least 6 inches taller than me he has to deal with any chores above 6 foot in height. Or mice. Particularly the mice who climb up the curtains onto the rail. The insects were right at the top of the blind, he managed to flick a couple off but some were stubbornly clinging on . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 4 hours ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 Aye, we do allocate jobs based on gender and since he is at least 6 inches taller than me he has to deal with any chores above 6 foot in height. Or mice. Particularly the mice who climb up the curtains onto the rail. The insects were right at the top of the blind, he managed to flick a couple off but some were stubbornly clinging on . 3 blinds mice? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, fringo said: 3 blinds mice? 😁 😂 terrible and brilliant. I should stop drinking on Mondays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 17 hours ago, fringo said: 3 blinds mice? 😁 😂 that is worthy of your joke thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 that is worthy of your joke thread. That bad ? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderark14 Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 My daughter watches some really fucking annoying shit in YouTube. Super rich American families flashing their cash and generally acting like arseholes. Really fucking grinds my gears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 Nearly burnt the house down with one of these. One of the mirrors fell off and I had glued it back on and left it sitting on the desk.... ...a little while later I was sitting there using my PC and suddenly I notice there are wisps of smoke coming out the machine and an acrid plastic burning smell. Assumed it was shorting out somehow and switched it off. Still smoking! The low morning sun had caught the mirror and was melting a sizeable hole (about the size of penny) through the plastic housing of the desktop. Found it just before it started melting the components inside. The frightening thing is if that had been on fabric or a couch I am pretty sure it would have caught alight. I guess it was on the 3X magnifying side and acted like a magnifying glass. Really dangerous household item! 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Black Friday, can f--- off, and all UK retailers who perpetuate the travesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 3 hours ago, exile said: Black Friday, can f--- off, and all UK retailers who perpetuate the travesty. Aye, crank the price for a few weeks to 75% higher than it normally sells for……. probably sell no items at this price……. then take 30% off this price to give a rockin’ Black Friday deal. Faking a deal for Black Friday….. send this shit back to Yankee land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StirlingEgg Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 11 hours ago, exile said: Black Friday, can f--- off, and all UK retailers who perpetuate the travesty. It's handy for a big unsubscribe purge when you get emailed loads of nonsense about it 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C2405 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Those Gala Bingo adverts during The Chase really rip my knitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, C2405 said: Those Gala Bingo adverts during The Chase really rip my knitting 😂 are you watching it just now? worst advert at the moment has to be the advert for some tv where the customers and sales person start crying. It’s so bad I can’t even remember the brand its so awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C2405 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 I was watching it but my wife had control of the remote so I had to sit through them all. Too lazy to move my backside off the chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Its my wedding anniversary today. 36 years married. This is the card I got 😡 He said: ‘ i bought it on Saturday and was writing it last night. I thought ‘ i have heard that phrase before. Then i remembered ’ ‘fuck . it was the No sides strapline in the Independence referendum. I didn’t have time to get another card so just altered it . ‘ We had better get a win tonight or this could go down as the worst anniversary ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ally Bongo Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Adverts Mainly adverts on Youtube or in game adverts The Youtube adverts actually make me determined not to buy anything i see if the opportunity came up And as for the in game adverts - i take it that they are not under the same legal obligations as other adverts as some are just downright lies They even had Kate Beckinsale in one - her career must be over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 hour ago, Ally Bongo said: Adverts Mainly adverts on Youtube or in game adverts The Youtube adverts actually make me determined not to buy anything i see if the opportunity came up And as for the in game adverts - i take it that they are not under the same legal obligations as other adverts as some are just downright lies They even had Kate Beckinsale in one - her career must be over Never heard of flight mode naw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 10 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Never heard of flight mode naw? Are you following me around the board after i pwned you on the England shirt thread ?😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 minute ago, Ally Bongo said: Are you following me around the board after i pwned you on the England shirt thread ?😂 Following you? Don’t flatter yourself. If I was going to follow someone I’d follow someone a bit more interesting than you Owned I presume. If that’s your patter then crack on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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