ParisInAKilt Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 5 hours ago, Farcity said: Baggy grey jogging bottoms. Why?? Do people not realise they make you look like a junkie, a jaikie or a good old fashioned mink. Fucking disgusting garments. Geddy as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Farcity said: Baggy grey jogging bottoms. Why?? Do people not realise they make you look like a junkie, a jaikie or a good old fashioned mink. Fucking disgusting garments. Geddy as fuck. A boy I work beside has started strolling about the office in a pair, can’t believe he’s not been sent home. Saying that one of my female colleagues regularly turns up in her fucking jammies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 36 minutes ago, dan cake said: A boy I work beside has started strolling about the office in a pair, can’t believe he’s not been sent home. Saying that one of my female colleagues regularly turns up in her fucking jammies It is the minkiest thing I've ever witnessed, I reckon that would tip me over the edge though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 7 hours ago, Farcity said: Baggy grey jogging bottoms. Why?? Do people not realise they make you look like a junkie, a jaikie or a good old fashioned mink. Fucking disgusting garments. Geddy as fuck. Jogging bottoms of all types, unless they are accompanied by a sports bag or some other connection to sport, or on a young adult. They are fine for the house from a comfort perspective, but on the standard unhealthy looking bloke they look ridiculous. In particular the joggies with cuffed bottoms riding half way up their leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, dan cake said: A boy I work beside has started strolling about the office in a pair, can’t believe he’s not been sent home. Saying that one of my female colleagues regularly turns up in her fucking jammies 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Anyone know what the etiquette is in dog poo? I was out running yesterday on the cycle path and ran by this guy whose dug was having a shit. I could tell he wasnt happy and made a mental note of where he was cos I thought to myself ‘ that fooker isnt going to pick it up’. When I ran past on the way back there was a wee white bag lying on the path. So he had scooped it up but not taken it with him. Is that allowed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverbear Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Anyone know what the etiquette is in dog poo? I was out running yesterday on the cycle path and ran by this guy whose dug was having a shit. I could tell he wasnt happy and made a mental note of where he was cos I thought to myself ‘ that fooker isnt going to pick it up’. When I ran past on the way back there was a wee white bag lying on the path. So he had scooped it up but not taken it with him. Is that allowed ? It's an on the spot (no pun intended 🙂) fine. Around £50-£80 depending where you live. On the odd occasion I've taken my brother's dog out somewhere & she defecates as soon as we're out the car & there are no bins anywhere, I've been known to bag it & leave it by the car or to one side off the path & collect it on the way back, but a lot of people just hang them on trees for some reason? 🙄 Most parks & woods here have bins but outside the city boundaries there's nothing as I guess cost of collection is a factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 38 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: I was running on the cycle path £80 - £100 on the spot fine for that depending on where you live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 minute ago, silverbear said: It's an on the spot (no pun intended 🙂) fine. Around £50-£80 depending where you live. On the odd occasion I've taken my brother's dog out somewhere & she defecates as soon as we're out the car & there are no bins anywhere, I've been known to bag it & leave it by the car or to one side off the path & collect it on the way back, but a lot of people just hang them on trees for some reason? 🙄 Most parks & woods here have bins but outside the city boundaries there's nothing as I guess cost of collection is a factor. Hang them on trees ?? Wtf. What if you were walking under the tree and there was a gust of wind and it dropped on you ? Brings a new meaning to the term ‘being shat on from a great height’. I wasnt happy cos this guy was dressed like something from Country Life magazine and couldnt even dispose of his dogs poo. It was a big white furry dug called Prince. Should I name and shame him on the village website ? There are loads of poo bins about 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Tiny Tim said: £80 - £100 on the spot fine for that depending on where you live 😂 they would never catch me I am too fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 5 hours ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 they would never catch me I am too fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Remote learning for kids 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Remind me again why I don't have a dug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 18 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Anyone know what the etiquette is in dog poo? I was out running yesterday on the cycle path and ran by this guy whose dug was having a shit. I could tell he wasnt happy and made a mental note of where he was cos I thought to myself ‘ that fooker isnt going to pick it up’. When I ran past on the way back there was a wee white bag lying on the path. So he had scooped it up but not taken it with him. Is that allowed ? Plus is there a sub-ruling if your dog decides the best place to take a shit is on top of another dog's mammoth jobby? Honestly it was fucking huge! Hands up I was ready to leave it but a couple walked around the corner and were looking at me weird so peer pressured into picking it up. The frosty coating on the devil dog's broke so I could feel ice cold liquid dog poo oozing in my fingers through the thin bag and gave me the absolute boke. They looked at me even weirder that I was almost sick picking up what they thought was my own dog's jobby. Only thing I could think of after was why does it really matter what dog's anus it comes firing out of but psychologically it obviously did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 53 minutes ago, ThistleWhistle said: Plus is there a sub-ruling if your dog decides the best place to take a shit is on top of another dog's mammoth jobby? Honestly it was fucking huge! Hands up I was ready to leave it but a couple walked around the corner and were looking at me weird so peer pressured into picking it up. The frosty coating on the devil dog's broke so I could feel ice cold liquid dog poo oozing in my fingers through the thin bag and gave me the absolute boke. They looked at me even weirder that I was almost sick picking up what they thought was my own dog's jobby. Only thing I could think of after was why does it really matter what dog's anus it comes firing out of but psychologically it obviously did! We used to call this the smell shell 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 2 hours ago, bonzo said: We used to call this the smell shell 😁 Crack and sniff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Decided to have a clear out of the cupboard under the stairs, why do we keep so much shite? So far I have ditched a tent (not been camping for about 10 years). Umpteen paint tins with next to nothing in them. Fence paint that isn't even the same colour the fence is now. 3 half used tubes of silicone(solid). On to electrical stuff, a cordless drill with 2 dead batteries, 7 or 8 old chargers, more old bike lights than you could shake a stick at( none working of course). I've put a dent in it but not finished yet. Why the hell can I not put old shit straight in the bin I'll never know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 12 minutes ago, bonzo said: Decided to have a clear out of the cupboard under the stairs, why do we keep so much shite? So far I have ditched a tent (not been camping for about 10 years). Umpteen paint tins with next to nothing in them. Fence paint that isn't even the same colour the fence is now. 3 half used tubes of silicone(solid). On to electrical stuff, a cordless drill with 2 dead batteries, 7 or 8 old chargers, more old bike lights than you could shake a stick at( none working of course). I've put a dent in it but not finished yet. Why the hell can I not put old shit straight in the bin I'll never know? Same. Since we’ve moved house from a maisonette with no loft and only 4 cupboards we could generally store things, we’ve came into a 5 bedroom with a garage attached, a double garage at the bottom of the garden and 2 individual lofts, we’ve had a skip in to clear out the garage last year, shite in both lofts and will be having a major clear out again in a couple of weeks when we’re on holiday 🙈 Not a clue where it’s all came from over the years, or how we managed to keep it. Can’t wait to see the riot when she thinks I’ll be throwing out one of my golf bags or multiple pairs of golf shoes and spare clubs 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 19 minutes ago, bonzo said: Decided to have a clear out of the cupboard under the stairs, why do we keep so much shite? So far I have ditched a tent (not been camping for about 10 years). Umpteen paint tins with next to nothing in them. Fence paint that isn't even the same colour the fence is now. 3 half used tubes of silicone(solid). On to electrical stuff, a cordless drill with 2 dead batteries, 7 or 8 old chargers, more old bike lights than you could shake a stick at( none working of course). I've put a dent in it but not finished yet. Why the hell can I not put old shit straight in the bin I'll never know? 😂 we are similar, especially the paint. We must have about 70 of those wee tester tins alone, most of them white/ cream colours. I also have bags and bags of instructions manuals and warranties for electrical items that were binned about 20 years ago. My mum died a couple of years ago and I inherited umpteen bags of photos of folk and I have absolutely no idea who they are. But I too scared to chuck them out in case they are my great great granny. The garage is worse. Mr Tidy has an old sink he is keeping, for what reason is anyones guess. There is also a door with a mirror on it which was part of my daughters bedroom wardrobe that was changed 8 years ago. But he will no throw it out. We have a trailer as well so there is no excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 14 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Same. Since we’ve moved house from a maisonette with no loft and only 4 cupboards we could generally store things, we’ve came into a 5 bedroom with a garage attached, a double garage at the bottom of the garden and 2 individual lofts, we’ve had a skip in to clear out the garage last year, shite in both lofts and will be having a major clear out again in a couple of weeks when we’re on holiday 🙈 Not a clue where it’s all came from over the years, or how we managed to keep it. Can’t wait to see the riot when she thinks I’ll be throwing out one of my golf bags or multiple pairs of golf shoes and spare clubs 😂😂 With 5 bedrooms I expect you to offer one to Ramy when he is next over and you can kiss and make up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 16 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Same. Since we’ve moved house from a maisonette with no loft and only 4 cupboards we could generally store things, we’ve came into a 5 bedroom with a garage attached, a double garage at the bottom of the garden and 2 individual lofts, we’ve had a skip in to clear out the garage last year, shite in both lofts and will be having a major clear out again in a couple of weeks when we’re on holiday 🙈 Not a clue where it’s all came from over the years, or how we managed to keep it. Can’t wait to see the riot when she thinks I’ll be throwing out one of my golf bags or multiple pairs of golf shoes and spare clubs 😂😂 Mind, store the Canadian Granny porn away fae prying eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 16 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: My mum died a couple of years ago and I inherited umpteen bags of photos of folk and I have absolutely no idea who they are. But I too scared to chuck them out in case they are my great great granny. Nae wonder you cannae sleep.... After Mrs b's mum and dad died, she took all of their photos and scanned them, put them on memory sticks and gave copies to each of her sisters. It took weeks to do but worth it in the long run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 22 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: With 5 bedrooms I expect you to offer one to Ramy when he is next over and you can kiss and make up. I don’t need to kiss and make up, he just doesn’t like me and keeps abusing me for no reason, I think he just likes the attention. 21 minutes ago, WCTA said: Mind, store the Canadian Granny porn away fae prying eyes. Bit difficult that one, think mattys started watching porn, I asked him the other day what he wants to do with his life and he responded with “a plumber or pizza delivery boy” 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Bit difficult that one, think mattys started watching porn, I asked him the other day what he wants to do with his life and he responded with “a plumber or pizza delivery boy” 😮 Poor wee Benji ignored for toby gymnastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 9 minutes ago, bonzo said: Nae wonder you cannae sleep.... After Mrs b's mum and dad died, she took all of their photos and scanned them, put them on memory sticks and gave copies to each of her sisters. It took weeks to do but worth it in the long run. I have already split them, hard copies though I am no that technical . I gave some to my brother and sister, my mums 2 brothers , and even her cousin’s wife who lives in Sussex. Her cousin isnt even alive , he died 11 years ago. And I still have about 500 pics under the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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