Ormond Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Scottish cows who use the word ‘literally’ all the fucking time. Scotland isnae fucking America you fake cunts. I’ve got Radio Scotland on just now and that fat cunt Michelle McManus cannae stop saying it. 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 These sleep in the park events to raise awareness of homelessness. An absolute pile of fucking shite. Its nothing more than propaganda so politicians, D-list celebrities and those irritating lazy shiftless cunts in the work can get time away from their actual job to put posters up and chase you for your last pound to make themselves feel important and relevant If any genuine homeless person was to get caught climbing into Princes Street Gardens to get away from any bad bastards and try and get a bit peace any other night of the year they’d get hoyed oot and chased by the polis, but just because some cunt arse singer that hasn’t had a hit for years is going to sing a few songs just to try and get themselves some air time again it’s all fair fucks Someone I ken is doing it and they get unlimited hot drinks. Get tae fuck! They should be made to walk round Edinburgh( or any other participating city’s) all day to scavage for pennies, fag doubts, auld clais and cardboard like the real homeless folk do Its nothing more than propagandic pretentious bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Catherine Ryan is a fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 9 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: These sleep in the park events to raise awareness of homelessness. An absolute pile of fucking shite. Its nothing more than propaganda so politicians, D-list celebrities and those irritating lazy shiftless cunts in the work can get time away from their actual job to put posters up and chase you for your last pound to make themselves feel important and relevant If any genuine homeless person was to get caught climbing into Princes Street Gardens to get away from any bad bastards and try and get a bit peace any other night of the year they’d get hoyed oot and chased by the polis, but just because some cunt arse singer that hasn’t had a hit for years is going to sing a few songs just to try and get themselves some air time again it’s all fair fucks Someone I ken is doing it and they get unlimited hot drinks. Get tae fuck! They should be made to walk round Edinburgh( or any other participating city’s) all day to scavage for pennies, fag doubts, auld clais and cardboard like the real homeless folk do Its nothing more than propagandic pretentious bullshit Rich people virtue signalling to make themselves feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 So called new or smart technology that is (still) unreliable or that doesn't work as well as old technology How come it's the 21st century, we have digital radios that are fuzzy? How come we still have crap slow internet speeds, everything should be fast! But no. And unreliable devices that crash or go offline or fail to connect or generally fanny around and don't do what they're supposed to, or expect you to wait and try again later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderark14 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 The uk obsession with american politics and sport 🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 On 11/9/2018 at 11:57 PM, bonzo said: Catherine Ryan is a fanny. I think she’s quite funny. Her and Jimmy Carr play well off each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Sugar tax. It seems that supermarkets have used it as an excuse to charge you £1.60 for a 500ml bottle of juice in the fridge at the front door. when they’re often selling 2L bottles for about £1 in the main shop. Robbing gits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Folk who think that they need to drink sugary water. What's wrong with just turning on the tap. It's free (well kinda) and it's much better for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 5 hours ago, sbcmfc said: Sugar tax. It seems that supermarkets have used it as an excuse to charge you £1.60 for a 500ml bottle of juice in the fridge at the front door. when they’re often selling 2L bottles for about £1 in the main shop. Robbing gits. £3.99 for a lukewarm medium sized coke at the Luxe cinema. It drove me to wine and that embarrasing chorus of Fat Bottomed Girls 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Orraloon said: Folk who think that they need to drink sugary water. What's wrong with just turning on the tap. It's free (well kinda) and it's much better for you. I like coke and Irn Bru. I know they’re not good for me, but I’m not drinking it by the gallon. Sometimes water just doesn’t cut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 33 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: £3.99 for a lukewarm medium sized coke at the Luxe cinema. It drove me to wine and that embarrasing chorus of Fat Bottomed Girls 😕 How much was the Diet Coke? Cinemas are just robbing bastards, I take my own stuff most of the time. I await someone telling us we’ve got a problem if we can’t go 90 minutes without a juice and a bag of revels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 48 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: How much was the Diet Coke? Cinemas are just robbing bastards, I take my own stuff most of the time. I await someone telling us we’ve got a problem if we can’t go 90 minutes without a juice and a bag of revels. Who knows, I would rather go bankrupt than drink diet coke. They are in indeed robbing bastards. No wonder they provide reclining chairs they must have folk collapsing at their prices. Though I draw the line at sneaking in a bottle of Blue Nun . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 18 hours ago, sbcmfc said: I like coke and Irn Bru. I know they’re not good for me, but I’m not drinking it by the gallon. Sometimes water just doesn’t cut it. Aye, maybe not yet, but I can tell that you were tempted by the 2L for a £1 offer. It's only a question of time before you are on a gallon a day. Once your hooked you're hooked. Sugar is a s bad as alcohol or drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 22 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Aye, maybe not yet, but I can tell that you were tempted by the 2L for a £1 offer. It's only a question of time before you are on a gallon a day. Once your hooked you're hooked. Sugar is a s bad as alcohol or drugs. I’m put off by the practicalities of drinking out a 2Litre bottle while I’m driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Orraloon said: Aye, maybe not yet, but I can tell that you were tempted by the 2L for a £1 offer. It's only a question of time before you are on a gallon a day. Once your hooked you're hooked. Sugar is a s bad as alcohol or drugs. Why do some folk get hooked on sugar and others on alcohol ? I love wine and although there are a few nights a week I dont drink I think I would struggle to give it up unless my liver packed up. I also love ( full fat ) Coke and Lucozade Sport , but only drink them once or twice a week and never crave them. Unless I am hungover 🙂 My friend tried giving up diet coke but felt physically ill and had terrible headaches so went back on it. But she can take or leave alcohol. What determines your addiction ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 As you can see I have thrown in a free eye test above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 26 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: My friend tried giving up diet coke but felt physically ill and had terrible headaches so went back on it. That could be the caffeine. These drinks contain a lot of caffeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Why do some folk get hooked on sugar and others on alcohol ? I love wine and although there are a few nights a week I dont drink I think I would struggle to give it up unless my liver packed up. I also love ( full fat ) Coke and Lucozade Sport , but only drink them once or twice a week and never crave them. Unless I am hungover 🙂 My friend tried giving up diet coke but felt physically ill and had terrible headaches so went back on it. But she can take or leave alcohol. What determines your addiction ? You wont read this in any health journal or lifestyle magazine but wine is fucking ace 👍🍷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, Jim Beem said: You wont read this in any health journal or lifestyle magazine but wine is fucking ace 👍🍷 There MUST be a slot for us on Gogglebox. 1 hour ago, Orraloon said: That could be the caffeine. These drinks contain a lot of caffeine. And the wine? ( Jim Beem asked me to ask you ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) 45 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: And the wine? Buckfast is full of caffeine, so steer clear of that and you’ll be fine. Im addicted to crisps, I love them, all kinds, I’m eating the kids monster munch just now. They say that’s when you’ve got a problem. I’m stealing from my own kids to feed my addiction! Edited November 14, 2018 by sbcmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: Buckfast is full of caffeine, so steer clear of that and you’ll be fine. Im addicted to crisps, I love them, all kinds, I’m eating the kids monster munch just now. They say that’s when you’ve got a problem. I’m stealing from my own kids to feed my addiction! 😂😂, just think how you are saving them from all those nasty E numbers. Go on, have another bag, you know you want it . Have some Sunny Delight as well. I love Monster Munch too. But only the pickled onion. Problem is as you get older they stick to your gums and teeth in a big clump . You actually end up looking like one of the monsters as you try to claw it away with your tongue. Have i put you off them yet ? 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 I just remembered I’ve got some left in my back teeth. ”Nom nom nom” 😂 🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: I just remembered I’ve got some left in my back teeth. ”Nom nom nom” 😂 🤢 😂 I almost tasted that. I tried to post a picture of Sully picking his teeth but my phone is so shit it didnt work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 14 hours ago, TDYER63 said: There MUST be a slot for us on Gogglebox. And the wine? ( Jim Beem asked me to ask you ) There is no caffeine in wine. Drink as much as you want/need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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