Orraloon Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Ormond said: Tonight is the “Ugly Sweater Christmas Party” at my local. I’m just going in my normal clobber. In your case you might get away with saying that you thought that "Ugly Sweater" was a description of the person, rather than a woolly jumper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Ormond said: I just Googled and found out Mary Queen Of Scots was today also. I’m definitely going to get off my heid the night noo. Talking about birthdays it's my dugs birthday today Gave him one of my sausage rolls earlier to celebrate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, DoonTheSlope said: Talking about birthdays it's my dugs birthday today Gave him one of my sausage rolls earlier to celebrate Whit’s yer dug’s name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 16 minutes ago, Ormond said: Whit’s yer dug’s name? Buster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, DoonTheSlope said: Buster Happy Birthday tae Buster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Ormond said: Happy Birthday tae Buster. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 These facebook things with 20 names on it then, top 20 names to have a baby next year, then everyone tags people they know with the same name. Then do this for weeks and never stop. Last one was "who is going to have 2 babies in year" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 On 25/11/2017 at 11:45 AM, wheres the pies said: agreed the ads are a bit over powering now when using my I pad or phone on here really slows everything down it’s now just like going online to read a newspaper with all the ads I don't get any adds popping up, never have On 02/12/2017 at 9:04 AM, PASTA Mick said: People who call you up, get to voicemail, listen to all the chat about leaving a message after the tone, listen to the tone, AND THEN HANG UP! I get a text to say I have a voice message and a voice message alert icon. I then have to ring up, listen to the chat about how many messages I have, listen to "First message", listen to the stupid twat hang up, then delete the message, just to get rid of the voicemail icon at the top of my phone which will prevent me from functioning as a human if it is there. I actually hate people that leave voicemails, hang up and text me, hate listening through the shite as you say. 12 hours ago, sbcmfc said: Happy birthday gran! (even though you’re not on the TAMB; and dead) I dont get wishing dead folk happy birthday online, who's benefit is that for apart from the attention seeking scrotum face posting it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, Kirk said: I dont get wishing dead folk happy birthday online, who's benefit is that for apart from the attention seeking scrotum face posting it Not quite the phrasing I would have used, but I do wonder about the motivation of people who do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Folks who complain about voicemail Just turn it off. Aoanyhoo, phones are for outgoing. Not incoming. Throw it in a fuggin' drawer, or a puddle or volcano. Woosh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Fashion politics bearded tattooed men ( and women) screeching women in bars old posh women who look you up and down selfies reality tv modern football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Auchinyell Sox Change said: bearded tattooed men ( and women) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Grown men who go to spa/massage day centres. @McTeeko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 16 hours ago, Ormond said: Grown men who go to spa/massage day centres. @McTeeko. Grown men who talk to dugs in such a high pitch tone it’s almost only the dugs that can hear it. @Ormond 😩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 4 hours ago, McTeeko said: Grown men who talk to dugs in such a high pitch tone it’s almost only the dugs that can hear it. @Ormond 😩 I dae that steaming drunk. You spa yer tits oot sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cunts who say match instead of gemme. Although match is slightly better than footy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cunts who call breakfast elevenses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cunts who call dinner lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cunts who call tea dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Ormond said: Cunts who say match instead of gemme. Although match is slightly better than footy. The same type of cunt that would buy a fish supper, take it up the road, put it on a plate and eat it with a knife and fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Petals who post "feeling sad" updates on Facebook wanting some attention with the usual nice squad then commenting "whats wrong?", ~"I'm here for you if you need to chat" pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 29 minutes ago, giblet said: Petals who post "feeling sad" updates on Facebook wanting some attention with the usual nice squad then commenting "whats wrong?", ~"I'm here for you if you need to chat" pish. You ok hun? I'll PM you xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Folk who still spout the still game thermagrip £19:99 out of timpsons patter are up their with the wallipurrs who still think they're hilarious by saying Gazza is heading to (insert disaster) with chicken and a fishing rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cvnts who never shut up ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 7 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Cvnts who never shut up ? I discovered this morning that the v in your cvnts isn’t necessary anymore. Cunts Cunts Cunts See Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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