Ally Bongo Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I have no idea if there are any acts featuring cleavage or thongs this year so i'll check it out Doubt the Polish milkmaids can ever be bettered I think a Barry Gibb tribute act is representing the UK Nil Points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 16 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: I have no idea if there are any acts featuring cleavage or thongs this year so i'll check it out Doubt the Polish milkmaids can ever be bettered I think a Barry Gibb tribute act is representing the UK Nil Points 3rd favourite apparently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 14, 2022 Author Share Posted May 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, bonzo said: 3rd favourite apparently? Mental The UK is hated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Ally Bongo said: The UK is hated Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, bonzo said: 3rd favourite apparently? And it is terrible. I am rooting for Norway 😜🤗😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Just now, thplinth said: Why? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Portugal need a handbag in the middle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 😂😂 Ally this board would be nothing without your annual Eurovision thread. Even if only 2 men and their dug watch it. I am binning Boardwalk Empire tonight. Apparently the UK entrant has about a gazillion youtube followers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Lamia said: 🤣 Why so funny. In the 70's they loved us. Brotherhood of Man saving all their kisses, and then into the 80's with Bucks Fizz who ripped the skirts off (oooh risqué!). We were fucking awesomely popular in Europe back then. Now they would not give even a great song the steam off their worst shite. Nil points and fuck us. Why? what changed there? Ireland did as well but they don't hate them now. Explain please. Edit: Lulu won it. I mean come on. edit2: Puppet on a string. Puppet on a fucking string! Edited May 14, 2022 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 14, 2022 Author Share Posted May 14, 2022 Espana - 12 points Excellent bottoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 14, 2022 Author Share Posted May 14, 2022 24 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 😂😂 Ally this board would be nothing without your annual Eurovision thread. Even if only 2 men and their dug watch it. I am binning Boardwalk Empire tonight. ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 39 minutes ago, Lamia said: Portugal need a handbag in the middle! I thought that was a good song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Just now, chaff said: I thought that was a good song Yeah I liked it - liked that Netherlands one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Just now, Lamia said: Yeah I liked it - liked that Netherlands one too Aye, but still, Spain's bums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 (edited) I looked it up. Man longer than I remember... It was Tony Blair post 9/11 that changed the trajectory of the UK in the eurovision. When he crawled up Bush the Stupiders bumhole. It went from love to hate with the EU. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest Then when all the new joinees jopined the EU it went into full on partisan mode. The Eurovision song contest is the most vivid and demonstrative example of why the idea of a European Union is such a joke. A song contest... yet is the most bent, corrupt, divisive, cheesey load of shit on earth. And that is just us (Europe) doing essentially Karaoke. 😀 Edited May 14, 2022 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, chaff said: Aye, but still, Spain's bums. 🤣😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 14, 2022 Author Share Posted May 14, 2022 Unpopular opinion but the Ukraine entry is absolute shite - even worse than his pink tea cosy It wont win on merit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Just now, Ally Bongo said: Unpopular opinion but the Ukraine entry is absolute shite - even worse than his pink tea cosy It wont win on merit And full of men of fighting age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Just now, Ally Bongo said: Unpopular opinion but the Ukraine entry is absolute shite - even worse than his pink tea cosy It wont win on merit I don't think it is that good either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Ukraine’s has a bit of ‘Succession’ theme tune running through it. Was waiting for Zelensky to be unveiled as the big bloke on the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lamia said: Yeah I liked it - liked that Netherlands one too Naw, Netherlands was rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: Unpopular opinion but the Ukraine entry is absolute shite - even worse than his pink tea cosy It wont win on merit Ass shaking Spaniards might push it close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottincarlisle Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1. When does the voting start? 2. Is Norton on the commentary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Why is Germany singing in an American accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Naw, Netherlands was rubbish. Well I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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