TDYER63 Posted July 11, 2021 Author Share Posted July 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Jersey Jim said: In that pic you do I see you are still after a ticket for the Austria game 🙄 I suppose the freckles are similar. And at least you had the courtesy to cut off her body to give the comparison a sliver of realism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Jim Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: I see you are still after a ticket for the Austria game 🙄 I suppose the freckles are similar. And at least you had the courtesy to cut off her body to give the comparison a sliver of realism. Nonsense, dead ringer which has been confirmed with 162 people who know you. I’m still after a ticket for Vienna tho 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 11, 2021 Author Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Jersey Jim said: Nonsense, dead ringer which has been confirmed with 162 people who know you. I’m still after a ticket for Vienna tho 👀 Aye ok, you’ve convinced me. Of the 163 people who know me that are looking for a ticket for Austria you are now definitely top of the list. If there are any Audrey Fleurot fans out there with a spare ticket for Jim I can send you a signed photo by way of thanks. Head and shoulders only though , I am not THAT convinced . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Jim Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 22 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Aye ok, you’ve convinced me. Of the 163 people who know me that are looking for a ticket for Austria you are now definitely top of the list. If there are any Audrey Fleurot fans out there with a spare ticket for Jim I can send you a signed photo by way of thanks. Head and shoulders only though , I am not THAT convinced . Don’t tempt me to post a photo of you so the TAMB can decide. Nice bit of blackmail there 😂 Where’s my ticket for Vienna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlish Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Back onto proper beer goggles. One of the women from motherland, and Line of Duty. Anna Maxwell Martin. just checked her bio ... she scrubs up well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 6/26/2021 at 11:05 AM, TDYER63 said: Great news Slasher. Just had STV on the phone. They want to do a dramatisation of your book, Steelmen. Sadly, Penelope Cruz is unavailable, however Kim Tate has agreed to play the part of the burd who has the affair with her husband’s colleague. I tried to get you the part of the colleague , so long as you didnt speak, but that is still out with equity guidelines due to the size of the part. I have however secured you a cameo role as a canteen worker. I am sure your bacon butties will find a way to her heart 😍 Unsurprisingly I have given this some thought. Always fancied Natalie Robb for that part, she fairly puts it about on Emmerdale 🤣. Also fancied Martin Compston for the part of Ricky..... no sure how he'd feel about playing a Rangers fan though 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Not so much alcohol but possibly through verging on a cocoa induced coma I discovered aspects of myself I didn’t really care for whilst on a trip at Cadbury World last week. All was going swimmingly as wandering about the place in 25 degree heat there was various aged mums in various stages of dress ranging from classic summer all the way through to it being harder to imagine what they actually looked like clothed vs naked – each to their own but when did braless become fashion especially with the more squint titted ladies! My wife was ogling the scene as someone would a motorway accident as milk chocolatey tanned scousers and brummies with eyebrows bigger than their skirts roamed about the place feral like pole-dancing Oompa Loompas and she seemed genuinely impressed I wasn’t frothing at the mouth humping at her leg like some deranged sex pest. Basking in my glory and plotting how best to convert this into additional holiday sexy time I took my seat in the 4-D cinema wearing a pair of the stupid 3-D glasses momentarily wandering what the additional dimension could possibly be. Unfortunately things began to unravel as we docked on the Cadbury mothership where the Caramel bunny was waiting to greet us sat on the flight deck cross legged wearing nothing but a pink bow and salacious smile as she began to recite the inflight safety briefing in her overtly sexually dripping brogue. On asking myself if I was really actually aroused by a cartoon rabbit whose sole interest in me was purely to punt confectionary I found out the additional dimension of the cinema was basically the seat violently vibrating my arse as we descended onto the Crunchie rollercoaster. At this point my brain went all University Challenge on me whereby rather than answering the question at hand it instead basically stated ‘nominate penis!’ and on looking down it was a tail of mixed emotion. On the one hand was relieved I wasn’t sporting an obvious overt erection in a cinema surrounded by at least three school parties whereas on the other was a bit gutted not to have to violently avert my eyes for fear of it bashing me square in the coupon potentially risking blindness. As the seat descended back to a gentle hum I found myself contemplating whether I’d finally discovered my kink in life is violent anus shaking whilst watching retro cartoons. I found absolutely no solace in the realisation either that at my base level I’m just an average bloke who would likely fall for 80’s style sexually targeted advertising thus making purchasing decisions purely via a stirring of my genitals. Worse still, if I had access to one of those suits they have on ‘Ready Player One’ I’d probably have interrupted her midway through the safety briefing by bending that that fucking bunny right over the control deck feeding her Fruit Pastels round the front whilst slapping and prodding at her fluffy tailed derriere round the back with a Christmas sized tube demanding she told me she was a bad bad girl who preferred Nestle Rowntree’s products more! I ate the free Wispas, Dairy Milks and Curly Wurlys but the Caramels remain untouched in the fridge for fear of flashbacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TDYER63 Posted July 19, 2021 Author Share Posted July 19, 2021 On 7/14/2021 at 10:53 AM, stirlish said: Back onto proper beer goggles. One of the women from motherland, and Line of Duty. Anna Maxwell Martin. just checked her bio ... she scrubs up well! She is a real horror in Line of Duty , she plays the part so well , but is definitely someone who can be transformed by simply playing a softer character and adding very little make up . It makes her a really versatile actress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 19, 2021 Author Share Posted July 19, 2021 On 7/18/2021 at 9:45 AM, slasher said: Unsurprisingly I have given this some thought. Always fancied Natalie Robb for that part, she fairly puts it about on Emmerdale 🤣. Also fancied Martin Compston for the part of Ricky..... no sure how he'd feel about playing a Rangers fan though 🤔 I definitely think Ken Loach could do something with your book 😁 Might need to change Rickys allegiance to secure Martin Compston right enough , dont think his acting skills extend to that level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 19, 2021 Author Share Posted July 19, 2021 3 hours ago, ThistleWhistle said: Not so much alcohol but possibly through verging on a cocoa induced coma I discovered aspects of myself I didn’t really care for whilst on a trip at Cadbury World last week. All was going swimmingly as wandering about the place in 25 degree heat there was various aged mums in various stages of dress ranging from classic summer all the way through to it being harder to imagine what they actually looked like clothed vs naked – each to their own but when did braless become fashion especially with the more squint titted ladies! My wife was ogling the scene as someone would a motorway accident as milk chocolatey tanned scousers and brummies with eyebrows bigger than their skirts roamed about the place feral like pole-dancing Oompa Loompas and she seemed genuinely impressed I wasn’t frothing at the mouth humping at her leg like some deranged sex pest. Basking in my glory and plotting how best to convert this into additional holiday sexy time I took my seat in the 4-D cinema wearing a pair of the stupid 3-D glasses momentarily wandering what the additional dimension could possibly be. Unfortunately things began to unravel as we docked on the Cadbury mothership where the Caramel bunny was waiting to greet us sat on the flight deck cross legged wearing nothing but a pink bow and salacious smile as she began to recite the inflight safety briefing in her overtly sexually dripping brogue. On asking myself if I was really actually aroused by a cartoon rabbit whose sole interest in me was purely to punt confectionary I found out the additional dimension of the cinema was basically the seat violently vibrating my arse as we descended onto the Crunchie rollercoaster. At this point my brain went all University Challenge on me whereby rather than answering the question at hand it instead basically stated ‘nominate penis!’ and on looking down it was a tail of mixed emotion. On the one hand was relieved I wasn’t sporting an obvious overt erection in a cinema surrounded by at least three school parties whereas on the other was a bit gutted not to have to violently avert my eyes for fear of it bashing me square in the coupon potentially risking blindness. As the seat descended back to a gentle hum I found myself contemplating whether I’d finally discovered my kink in life is violent anus shaking whilst watching retro cartoons. I found absolutely no solace in the realisation either that at my base level I’m just an average bloke who would likely fall for 80’s style sexually targeted advertising thus making purchasing decisions purely via a stirring of my genitals. Worse still, if I had access to one of those suits they have on ‘Ready Player One’ I’d probably have interrupted her midway through the safety briefing by bending that that fucking bunny right over the control deck feeding her Fruit Pastels round the front whilst slapping and prodding at her fluffy tailed derriere round the back with a Christmas sized tube demanding she told me she was a bad bad girl who preferred Nestle Rowntree’s products more! I ate the free Wispas, Dairy Milks and Curly Wurlys but the Caramels remain untouched in the fridge for fear of flashbacks. 😂 here’s me thinking the most erotic thing about Cadbury’s is scooping a creme egg out with your tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archiesdad Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 @TDYER63 That's Mrs Mitchell's new series starting on bbc2 tonight.. Swoon.❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 here’s me thinking the most erotic thing about Cadbury’s is scooping a creme egg out with your tongue. Can’t do that if they’ve been in the fridge Edited July 19, 2021 by dan cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share Posted July 20, 2021 12 hours ago, Archiesdad said: @TDYER63 That's Mrs Mitchell's new series starting on bbc2 tonight.. Swoon.❤️ Dammit I missed it. Will tune in next week to check out the competition in action, and try and spot an area of weakness I can capitalise on 🤔 Hope she cheered up Monday for you 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share Posted July 20, 2021 10 hours ago, dan cake said: Can’t do that if they’ve been in the fridge The fridge? Who puts a creme egg in the fridge and spoils that gorgeous fondant ? Were you the guy that puts jaffa cakes in the fridge too ? ( though i did try that and its not bad) I do agree right enough that the fridge would spoil the allure of a creme egg. Maybe not so much with the fondant as you could just hold the tip of your tongue on it till it warmed up. But there is nothing sexy about crashing through cold thick brittle chocolate with your gnashers. That would spoil the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Apologies Sis for coming so late to this high brow thread you have started. Furthermore, I am utterly astounded that after a full 5 pages, this one has not been done yet…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Marky said: Apologies Sis for coming so late to this high brow thread you have started. Furthermore, I am utterly astounded that after a full 5 pages, this one has not been done yet…… I was hoping this thread was low brow enough to avoid anything political. Trust you to drag my thread up to wee Nic ‘s lofty height 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archiesdad Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 https://fb.watch/7RQGKrNIDX/ @TDYER63 We could plan our strategy around this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 11, 2021 Author Share Posted September 11, 2021 On 9/6/2021 at 2:38 PM, Archiesdad said: https://fb.watch/7RQGKrNIDX/ @TDYER63 We could plan our strategy around this.... 😂😂 Well, was it True or False ???? Canny believe the clip cut off before revealing that. You could have a way in there if it was true as that is a very cruel thing to do. I am gutted. She is way to clever for me to have any chance with him. She reads 7-8 books at the one time ! I only have the mental capacity to read one book at a time and dont need Mr Tidy to gaslight me by moving the bookmark as I forget the plot anyway if I leave more than a few days between reading it. She will be able to impress David with a diverse range of interesting topics , whereas all I could offer him was the trauma of Shuggie Bain’s life , and the various opinions on the TAMB about Steve Clarkes ability to manage the Scottish football team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bonzo Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, chaff said: The girl or the signs 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaff Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 3 hours ago, bonzo said: The girl or the signs 🤔 I'm vegetarian, the girl, and don't say you wouldn't..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 39 minutes ago, chaff said: I'm vegetarian, the girl, and don't say you wouldn't..... Personally it's a no from me as we'd both appear to be shit at cooking by the look of it and I'd end up fatter n skinter from all the take-aways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich NATA Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 On 7/4/2021 at 8:08 PM, dan cake said: Priti Patel (there’s something incredibly sexy about evil women) She's is definitely an attractive woman... Well, the top half is. But it all goes drastically wrong from the waist down. Does Jessica Knappet count as a weird crush? She's often dressed like an eejit, but there's just something about her, which I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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