Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 So my wife and I moved into our new home at Christmas, so not really been out socializing since winter and covid.. Well fuck me..ππ. Out walking Wallace yesterday, was wearing my Celtic Top.. I hear, "Awrite ma man". At the bottom of my street, 4 lads sitting out having a cold beer, its 40 degrees hear, we are in a heatwave..Β Turns out my newly met neighbor is fae Glasgow, and is a mad Partick Thistle supporter..π€£π€£π€£. The 3 other lads with him, one is from France, mad PSG supporter, and the other is from Liverpool, and is a mad Liverpool.man.. The 3rd is canadian and plays the Bagpipes..π€£π€£ They all live on ma street.. What are the chances, especially here in Ottawa.. I tell Mrs.Ramy when I got back from walking Wallace about my new pals..I'm excited as fuck..My wife sais to me.."Wonderful, what a disaster "..π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. Yalllllddddyyy, get the drinks in, wahaayyyyπΊπΊπΊπΊπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. How's your neighbors??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 My neighbours are sound. None of them wear trampy Celtic tops while walking doon the road with their devil dugs as itβs quite a nice area ππΌ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, McTeeko said: My neighbours are sound. None of them wear trampy Celtic tops while walking doon the road with their devil dugs as itβs quite a nice area ππΌ My condolencesΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, McTeeko said: My neighbours are sound. None of them wear trampy Celtic tops while walking doon the road with their devil dugs as itβs quite a nice area ππΌ "Devil Dug". Why dont you ask your wee pal Moffat about my dog before making such an ignorant comment, no surprise though comin from you.. Commenting on were I live aswell? Class act you are..π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Neighbor-ra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: "Devil Dug". Why dont you ask your wee pal Moffat about my dog before making such an ignorant comment, no surprise though comin from you.. Commenting on were I live aswell? Class act you are..π What the fuck are you slavering about ya rocket?? Never said a thing about where YOU live - even if I did, why would you take it to heart?!? Edited June 21, 2020 by McTeeko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, McTeeko said: What the fuck are you slavering about ya rocket?? Never said a thing about where YOU live - even if I did, why would you take it to heart?!? You did exactly the same thing with someone else accusing them of saying something about your wife. They NEVER said such a thing, you took it completely out of context and youβve doneΒ the same thing here.Β GtF, call me a rocket ya muppet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Iβm hearing reports of street disturbances in Ottawa. Locals reporting nuisance roaming streets with devil dog, stalking reluctant local residents and ranting about βra green brigadeβ π. Police attending but forced back by high pitchedΒ screeching noise. Sophisticated weapons suspected to be in use by state actors and lethal force being considered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 That's a high proportion of mad people on one street! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaundy Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: "Devil Dug". Why dont you ask your wee pal Moffat about my dog before making such an ignorant comment, no surprise though comin from you.. Commenting on were I live aswell? Class act you are..π Some bitter sarky nasty sniping fekkers on hear as you know bud and thatβs just us good onesΒ great to have neighbours you can connect with . Your description gives a wonderful set for future deep philosophical discourse through the activity of football both verbal and sometimes via a loud musical medium. Have a great summer BR . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: That's a high proportion of mad people on one row of cells. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, McTeeko said: What the fuck are you slavering about ya rocket?? Never said a thing about where YOU live - even if I did, why would you take it to heart?!? Β 1 hour ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: GtF, call me a rocket ya muppet.. πππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: "Devil Dug". Why dont you ask your wee pal Moffat about my dog before making such an ignorant comment, no surprise though comin from you.. Commenting on were I live aswell? Class act you are..π Honest to fuck man, you need to learn how to take a fucking joke. Your wee brain is going to explode one day FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 I'm guessing theres going to be some sort of rut to decide who gets to be known as "The Scotsman" in the street, Ramy or the Jag.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, kumnio said: Honest to fuck man, you need to learn how to take a fucking joke. Your wee brain is going to explode one day FFS. I can take a joke man, but it's always the same thing wae that NOSEY fucker McBEEKO.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 57 minutes ago, aaid said: I'm guessing theres going to be some sort of rut to decide who gets to be known as "The Scotsman" in the street, Ramy or the Jag.Β Defo me.man. He a great lad the Jag. No hard like me though, he no fae Govan like masell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Ramy, since you are too far away to join myΒ TAMB βCome Dine with Me β show, how about you record one with your new neighboursΒ ?Β I amΒ sure your mince and tatties will go down a treat .Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 16 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Ramy, since you are too far away to join myΒ TAMB βCome Dine with Me β show, how about you record one with your new neighboursΒ ?Β I amΒ sure your mince and tatties will go down a treat .Β I might just do that. Cheers..ππ€£πΊ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, aaid said: I'm guessing theres going to be some sort of rut to decide who gets to be known as "The Scotsman" in the street, Ramy or the Jag.Β Nah, that title goes to the bagpipe guy thatβs better than the Ram jet.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 9 hours ago, Shaundy said: Some bitter sarky nasty sniping fekkers on hear as you know bud and thatβs just us good onesΒ great to have neighbours you can connect with . Your description gives a wonderful set for future deep philosophical discourse through the activity of football both verbal and sometimes via a loud musical medium. Have a great summer BR . Exactly mate Β Just thought it was fantastic we moved onto a street with 4 lads I can have a good laugh with, and a fellow Glaswegian. No harm at all, but you get the usual arseholesΒ piping in with their smartarse comments.. Should be good banter when we go for 10IAR yes 10IAR, didΒ I say 10IAR, I believe I did..Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 That street sounds like Chav heaven. π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Why did ye move anyway Ramy?Β Run out of the neighbourhood for tampering with folks water supply or something?Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave78 Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Gonna be a great Canadian street party Big RamyΒ Β Β Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Farcity said: Why did ye move anyway Ramy?Β Run out of the neighbourhood for tampering with folks water supply or something?Β π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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