duncan II Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Someone called Slasher is a successful author; our resident intellectual is called Fart (and can’t spell). Any other misleading names? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Not me. My name is an old school days nickname from my bowl haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Sometimes the best ones are the ones that for some reason (for years maybe) you think are a guy but are in fact gals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 PS Have you seen the BIG Ramy thread from 1-2 months back ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan II Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, fringo said: Sometimes the best ones are the ones that for some reason (for years maybe) you think are a guy but are in fact gals. Yeah, some of them have confused me over the years. Usually In an argument they get some patronising Person calling them “son” and they counter with, “Actually, I’m not a bloke.” And the truth is out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan II Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, fringo said: PS Have you seen the BIG Ramy thread from 1-2 months back ? No, his stuff tends to pass me by. Apologies if this is old ground. Just think it’s great that my preconceived image of Slasher is totally false. He actually goes around in a turtleneck and blazer with patches on the elbows and glasses. Not what I imagined a Slasher to be like at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, duncan II said: Someone called Slasher is a successful author; our resident intellectual is called Fart (and can’t spell). Any other misleading names? My name is an old nickname from when i was in the cadets as a "kid". I was at RAF bullmer in the early 90's on a camp and the food was making me do horrendous farts, one night some older cadets had snuck in and one of them wrote "Phart" on my leg, meaning for it to be "fart". Others in the dorm had other stuff written on them, I woke up and thought why has someone wrote P Hart on my leg, it wasn't till later someone said it was meant to be fart, but they had spelled it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan_Don Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Took this as the original 'Tartan Don' was taken and thought, and let's be honest....naebody can beat.... Shunkyboy and the Fluffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I'm a member of the American Association of Implant Dentistry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Can't remember who it was but there was a regular poster a few years ago who for some time had thought I was a Falkirk fan! Fairbairn comes from a fake name I gave someone once when i was younger that matched my initials (Frank was the fake first name!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I was Fermer as I had a farm back then. But sold it a few years back. Now in Borders, hence Rolling Hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I'm like fringo it's my nickname from school. Parents, teachers, family and friends all called me bonzo (most still do).Bonzo just comes from my surname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Mine is my two favourite things to shove up my arse. I'd have gone top 3 but 'Airport Toblerone Thistle Whistle' didn't have the same ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 11 hours ago, fringo said: Sometimes the best ones are the ones that for some reason (for years maybe) you think are a guy but are in fact gals. No matter how hard I try to convince people I am a young single guy, they are determined to portray me as an old married woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Fairbairn said: Can't remember who it was but there was a regular poster a few years ago who for some time had thought I was a Falkirk fan! Fairbairn comes from a fake name I gave someone once when i was younger that matched my initials (Frank was the fake first name!). Until you mentioned you were in travel, I thought you maybe worked in the garage franchise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 minute ago, ThistleWhistle said: Mine is my two favourite things to shove up my arse. I'd have gone top 3 but 'Airport Toblerone Thistle Whistle' didn't have the same ring. No way could you fit a airport up there 😱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, fringo said: Not me. My name is an old school days nickname from my bowl haircut. Fringe-O ? Apologies, but you have always been Fring-Go to me. Now I see a frog with a fringe (blonde)... and a beret on top. Or were you F'n Ringo? Edited May 20, 2020 by Grim Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: No matter how hard I try to convince people I am a young single guy, they are determined to portray me as an old married woman. You better not be a guy. I have spent an absolute fortune trying to get u a xmas present. Mods. Please ban me? My heart is broken. Sorrow sorrow. He/she took it. And broke it. But while I am worth my place on this earth. Not chatting you up again!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Where is parklife when I need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 When we need him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 (edited) I missed slasher being an author. What's he written? (Apart from Rossy's obituary). Edited May 20, 2020 by Parklife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 36 minutes ago, Parklife said: I missed slasher being an author. What's he written? (Apart from Rossy's obituary). He wrote a novel about 3 guys working in Ravenscraig. Pretty sure this is it. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Steelmen-James-Lees-ebook/dp/B087V78DYN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=R481LRNAUPDB&dchild=1&keywords=steelmen&qid=1589974069&sprefix=steelemen%2Caps%2C189&sr=8-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Grim Jim said: Fringe-O ? Apologies, but you have always been Fring-Go to me. Now I see a frog with a fringe (blonde)... and a beret on top. Or were you F'n Ringo? That's what many TA called me (it was on my original TAMB T-Shirt) but it all started with a bad fringe. 😄 Like Frinjo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrniaboc Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Mine is an embarrassing handle I've had since I was 14 years old. It's a dumb reference to my musical hero from my formative years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrniaboc Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Ps: I can confirm that the "mr" bit is gender appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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