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28 minutes ago, Dave78 said:

You'll never wank alone*

 

* however, please respect 2m social distancing.

 

28 minutes ago, Texas Pete said:

You’ll never wank alone 

 

27 minutes ago, Texas Pete said:

Beat me to it by a baw hair. 

Aye Dave came first. 

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1 hour ago, thplinth said:

The lady next door to us likes to get up early and wank her dog.

I was doing an emergency lighting test in about 20 offices this morning. They were worried about corona virus, I was wanking all over 4 levels of the building. 

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5 minutes ago, Texas Pete said:

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody wank the dinosaur.

I haven’t heard that song in at least 25 years. 

That song came about because they can’t do it themselves  

 

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6 minutes ago, Texas Pete said:

I did my masters in palaeontology and I can confirm that dinosaurs couldn’t masturbate. I almost did my thesis on it. 

It's a shame you didn't. Would have been published in all the scientific scud books journals. 

'An inquiry into masturbation during the Jurassic period. By Texas Pete'.

 

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