Tiny Tim Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Seen this elsewhere. Examples: It’s okay to go out for a wank in the park but please keep your distance. And I would wank 500 miles and I would wank 500 more Over to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Wank on the wild side. Wank the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave78 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 You'll never wank alone* * however, please respect 2m social distancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 You’ll never wank alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Just now, Dave78 said: You'll never wank alone* * however, please respect 2m social distancing. Beat me to it by a baw hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave78 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Texas Pete said: Beat me to it by a baw hair. Looks like we share the same sense of humour. You fancy meeting up for a walk in the park sometime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, Dave78 said: You'll never wank alone* * however, please respect 2m social distancing. 28 minutes ago, Texas Pete said: You’ll never wank alone 27 minutes ago, Texas Pete said: Beat me to it by a baw hair. Aye Dave came first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 26 minutes ago, Dave78 said: Looks like we share the same sense of humour. You fancy meeting up for a walk in the park sometime? Steady on. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Wank the dinosaur. Wank like a lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Wank like an Egyptian.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) The Wanking Dead Edited March 21, 2020 by Texas Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 The lady next door to us likes to get up early and wank her dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 1 hour ago, thplinth said: The lady next door to us likes to get up early and wank her dog. I was doing an emergency lighting test in about 20 offices this morning. They were worried about corona virus, I was wanking all over 4 levels of the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Wanking In Memphis Wanking On Broken Glass 😢 Wank Like Rihanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Andy Wanker. Accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 2 hours ago, bonzo said: Wank the dinosaur. Wank like a lady. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody wank the dinosaur. I haven’t heard that song in at least 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Texas Pete said: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody wank the dinosaur. I haven’t heard that song in at least 25 years. That song came about because they can’t do it themselves Edited March 21, 2020 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Wank this way.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 On July 20, 1969, Commander Neil Armstrong became the first man to wank on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 I’m wanking away from all the troubles in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Orange wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Wank like a man, talk like a man Wank like a man my son No woman's worth crawlin' on the earth So wank like a man, my son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 30 minutes ago, dandydunn said: That song came about because they can’t do it themselves I did my masters in palaeontology and I can confirm that dinosaurs couldn’t masturbate. I almost did my thesis on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: Orange wank This was my first thought but decided it was too controversial 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave78 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Texas Pete said: I did my masters in palaeontology and I can confirm that dinosaurs couldn’t masturbate. I almost did my thesis on it. It's a shame you didn't. Would have been published in all the scientific scud books journals. 'An inquiry into masturbation during the Jurassic period. By Texas Pete'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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