TDYER63 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Huddersfield said: Long enough to be in perpetual stress about running out of beer. I got Mr Tidy a perfectdraft beer dispenser for his Christmas, its more a gimmick than anything else but you run out of ideas for presents after donkeys years together. He buys the ‘short dated’ kegs cos he gets them 10 quid cheaper. He got 3 kegs recently and I was thinking he wouldn't get through them before they go off , they are supposed to be used by the end April, but he only has one left ! This coronavirus will be taking our livers before our lungs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Jim Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: I got Mr Tidy a perfectdraft beer dispenser for his Christmas, its more a gimmick than anything else but you run out of ideas for presents after donkeys years together. He buys the ‘short dated’ kegs cos he gets them 10 quid cheaper. He got 3 kegs recently and I was thinking he wouldn't get through them before they go off , they are supposed to be used by the end April, but he only has one left ! This coronavirus will be taking our livers before our lungs. Pair of Jakey’s You’d never catch me in a state of inebriation. Edited March 27, 2020 by Jersey Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, Jersey Jim said: Pair of Jakey’s You’d never catch me in a state of inebriation. 😁 , Have you no got a stir fry to be rustling up Jimmy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 All my empties entertain me in these lonely hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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slasher Posted March 27, 2020 Author Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 3/26/2020 at 7:30 PM, TDYER63 said: 32 years married today. Quite impressive in this day and age even though I say so myself. Mr Tidy has vertigo. After 32 years you need to experiment a bit. A headache becomes a bit predictable. Belated happy anniversary. I decided to stay off here for a wee bit there. Mrs Slasher and I had our 28th anniversary on Saturday. We should have been at some swanky hotel in Embra but we'll have to postpone till a better day 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Have a go at this.. no idea who this mad beardy fella is but try it out... quite enjoyable and relaxing. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, thplinth said: Have a go at this.. no idea who this mad beardy fella is but try it out... quite enjoyable and relaxing. . Personally I've been breathing for 54 years I'll stick to my own way. Thanks anyway 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 "I am writing from your future" A letter to the UK from Italy: this is what we know about your future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TDYER63 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 12 hours ago, slasher said: Belated happy anniversary. I decided to stay off here for a wee bit there. Mrs Slasher and I had our 28th anniversary on Saturday. We should have been at some swanky hotel in Embra but we'll have to postpone till a better day 😉 And belated congrats to you too Slasher. Our anniversary always falls around the week of the qualifiers , i cant remember the last time there was a romantic trip attached to it , we had taken a punt on Serbia this year but that has obviously been binned. Enjoy your celebration when it comes 🍺🍾 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) Professional commentary here... Edited March 28, 2020 by exile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 Probably pish, but a rare bit of positivity in the Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 VID-20200328-WA0002.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, slasher said: VID-20200328-WA0002.mp4 I was sent that only an hour ago! I might end up in your house party 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Ramy 1314 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 On 3/24/2020 at 7:34 PM, bonzo said: You're feart noo 🤣 On 3/24/2020 at 7:34 PM, bonzo said: You're feart noo 🤣 Aye. Where the real DD gone tae..🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 I have lost nearly half a stone in 2 weeks. Walking ma Wallace 4 times a day before dinner, 45 min a walk. Even fat bastarts like masell have hope. 🙂👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaundy Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) That half stone was the first meal you pictured being passed. Who knows when that last effort will pass. You are not fat . Just retaining your meal longer . Thumbs up, smiley faces just re reading your 2nd last sentence replacing walk for wank Edited March 28, 2020 by Shaundy Cos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Got home all right from broome Australia then down to Perth then Heathrow apparently that was the last Qantas flight to leave Perth for many weeks so a wee bit lucky there stay safe folks 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 8 hours ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: I have lost nearly half a stone in 2 weeks. Walking ma Wallace 4 times a day before dinner, 45 min a walk. Even fat bastarts like masell have hope. 🙂👍 Well done mate! I’m down about 8kg in nearly 3 weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, wheres the pies said: Got home all right from broome Australia then down to Perth then Heathrow apparently that was the last Qantas flight to leave Perth for many weeks so a wee bit lucky there stay safe folks 👍 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, ParisInAKilt said: Well done mate! I’m down about 8kg in nearly 3 weeks Nice one pal. Aye, more time for walks as my Wallace is a labrador and loves the walks.. He wont ket me sit on my arse..🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I've just watched my senior pastor (Robbie Symons of Hope Bible Church in Oakville, Ontario) deliver this week's message online from the basement of his house. Our entire ministry year (which started in September) is focusing entirely on the Book of Acts. Today's sermon appropriately landed on verses 19-23 and is titled 'Encouragement Within Tribulation'. Be blessed. Brazilians in quarantine singing "Because He Lives"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 On 3/28/2020 at 1:21 AM, bonzo said: Personally I've been breathing for 54 years I'll stick to my own way. Thanks anyway 👍 That's the spirit bonzo! lol. I am thinking it could be a good exercise to strengthen the lungs. Might be useful... Either way I was pretty amazed I managed to hold my breath after a full exhale for that long. Amazing what you can do when fully oxygenated. I am going to go do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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