dandydunn Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Just now, Big Ramy 1314 said: Once again here comes DD commenting on absolute fuck all to do with him. Hello big fella, how's the hied today? Heeds fine, nothing like a bit of coaching in near on freezing conditions to sort everything oot again. Nice 7-5 win after a tactical masterclass by myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Heeds fine, nothing like a bit of coaching in near on freezing conditions to sort everything oot again. Nice 7-5 win after a tactical masterclass by myself. Nice one. That's fuckin cold. To be honest, nobody plays fitba in that weather here. As a coach myself, I feel your pain. Nice job on the victory..👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 38 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Once again here comes DD commenting on absolute fuck all to do with him. Hello big fella, how's the hied today? Do you no’ realise that a steamer of a comment like this starts something you cannae deal wae? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 1 minute ago, WCTA said: Do you no’ realise that a steamer of a comment like this starts something you cannae deal wae? 😂 Done wae argueing with DD.. I would gladly buy that man a pint if In his company. Life is short.. We are all Scottish at the end of the day.. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Just now, Big Ramy 1314 said: Done wae argueing with DD.. I would gladly buy that man a pint if In his company. Life is short.. We are all Scottish at the end of the day.. 👍 He obviously anger issues pal. Maybe it’s a Celtic thing, who knows? 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 1 minute ago, WCTA said: He obviously anger issues pal. Maybe it’s a Celtic thing, who knows? 🤷♂️ Dont care. I'm no daft. I'm done arguing. Good result today pal..👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Just now, Big Ramy 1314 said: Dont care. I'm no daft. I'm done arguing. Good result today pal..👍 A lot fucking better than the shite you lot have been calling results anyway for such a big team. Boooooooooom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, WCTA said: A lot fucking better than the shite you lot have been calling results anyway for such a big team. Boooooooooom! Boooooooooooooooooom. Yaldy.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺🍺🍺👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 3 hours ago, WCTA said: Looks like Stevie May. You might have something there. Did Tommy Wright get him fixed up with contact lenses at last? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fairbairn Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 On 2/23/2020 at 11:55 AM, TDYER63 said: This me after a banana and a bottle of Prosecco . Like the lovechild of Ricky Gervais and Tim Minchin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 On 2/23/2020 at 11:55 AM, TDYER63 said: This me after a banana and a bottle of Prosecco . When you say "bottle" you really mean "box", don't you? Just keep that in mind the next time you lie to your GP about how many units you consume a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Fairbairn said: Like the lovechild of Ricky Gervais and Tim Minchin.... Ah, that would explain a few things 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Orraloon said: When you say "bottle" you really mean "box", don't you? Just keep that in mind the next time you lie to your GP about how many units you consume a week. Funny you should say that, just this morning I was going to have a rant on the get it off your chest thread. Every single morning on my way to work, whilst I am driving with my night driving glasses and rear view knob turned on, the same bloody advert comes on the radio . The one with the 1970’s background ‘lounge music’ which makes you feel you are sitting with a nice glass of chilled wine, then the shmoozy voiced guy asks if you know how many units of alcohol a week you are drinking. THEN I get on the train and open my emails. Every single day there is an advert right at the top from the scottish government , asking if I know how my drinking adds up . 😡 Look at my eyes in that photo. Do you see any signs of liver disease??? Bat shit crazy and ready to murder someone with an axe perhaps, but no liver disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 I've seen this rear view mirror knob mentioned a few times, what have I missed?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: I've seen this rear view mirror knob mentioned a few times, what have I missed?! How long have you got? The short version is that , according to Orraloon and thPlinth , I am possibly the only person in the northern hemisphere that didnt know there was a knob on your rear view mirror to help deflect the glare from the headlights of cars behind you . You will be delighted to know you can now tailgate me along the streets of Linwood . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: Funny you should say that, just this morning I was going to have a rant on the get it off your chest thread. Every single morning on my way to work, whilst I am driving with my night driving glasses and rear view knob turned on, the same bloody advert comes on the radio . The one with the 1970’s background ‘lounge music’ which makes you feel you are sitting with a nice glass of chilled wine, then the shmoozy voiced guy asks if you know how many units of alcohol a week you are drinking. THEN I get on the train and open my emails. Every single day there is an advert right at the top from the scottish government , asking if I know how my drinking adds up . 😡 Look at my eyes in that photo. Do you see any signs of liver disease??? Bat shit crazy and ready to murder someone with an axe perhaps, but no liver disease. If you are going to post pics of yourself with empty wine boxes all over the internet, then Big Brother will spot them are target you accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Fairbairn said: I've seen this rear view mirror knob mentioned a few times, what have I missed?! You need to be a bit of a contortionist to get a good look at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Orraloon said: If you are going to post pics of yourself with empty wine boxes all over the internet, then Big Brother will spot them are target you accordingly. Well big brother better get his eyes tested as there is at least 2 unopened bottles in there as anyone with an ‘ology’ in wine would know. Anyhoo, did you like your makeover ? Feel free to recommend me to friends and family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 18 hours ago, TDYER63 said: How long have you got? The short version is that , according to Orraloon and thPlinth , I am possibly the only person in the northern hemisphere that didnt know there was a knob on your rear view mirror to help deflect the glare from the headlights of cars behind you . You will be delighted to know you can now tailgate me along the streets of Linwood . If we're talking of the same knob (fnarr) I always assumed it was for adjusting the angle/position of the mirror? I've just bought a shiny new car so there's no chance I'll be taking it anywhere near Linwood for fear of it being stripped for parts before I've passed the Tweedie Hall. Whilst in motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggycoo Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, TDYER63 said: How long have you got? The short version is that , according to Orraloon and thPlinth , I am possibly the only person in the northern hemisphere that didnt know there was a knob on your rear view mirror to help deflect the glare from the headlights of cars behind you . You will be delighted to know you can now tailgate me along the streets of Linwood . 21st century, cars now fitted with electronic devices that do it for you 😊 Edited February 25, 2020 by shaggycoo Cannot spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 17 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Well big brother better get his eyes tested as there is at least 2 unopened bottles in there as anyone with an ‘ology’ in wine would know. Anyhoo, did you like your makeover ? Feel free to recommend me to friends and family. That is clearly an empty wine box. You have even opened it up to get the bag out so you can squeeze every last drop out. You are on the radar. Makeover looks good, just how I had imagined it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, shaggycoo said: 21st century, cars now fitted with electronic devices that do it for you 😊 Some "21st century cars" are now 20 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in5omniac Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 23 hours ago, Fairbairn said: Like the lovechild of Ricky Gervais and Tim Minchin.... I thought there was a bit of Richard Herring about it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow jock Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 My first footballing hero as a wean - cracking player !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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