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How many times a day do you find yourself saying "cunt" out loud ? Do Scots use it more casually than other nation on the planet ?

 

Would you consider yourself more likely to use it in the following circumstances.........

An idiot on the motorway nearly kills you.

Burn yersel cooking something.

Gordon Brown wants to tell you how wonderful the union is.

One of your neighbours is blasting nineties euro-dance music through the walls at 2am.

A polite phone scammer asks for your bank account details.

Scotland concede a goal.

You discover that your wife is having an affair with an Aberdonian.

Some wee ned has keyed your motor.

The chippie/plumber/sparkie you employed has monumentally fucked up a simple job in your house.

 

Well ?

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On 9/27/2019 at 3:55 PM, ErsatzThistle said:

How many times a day do you find yourself saying "cunt" out loud ? Do Scots use it more casually than other nation on the planet ?

 

Would you consider yourself more likely to use it in the following circumstances.........

An idiot on the motorway nearly kills you.

Burn yersel cooking something.

Gordon Brown wants to tell you how wonderful the union is.

One of your neighbours is blasting nineties euro-dance music through the walls at 2am.

A polite phone scammer asks for your bank account details.

Scotland concede a goal.

You discover that your wife is having an affair with an Aberdonian.

Some wee ned has keyed your motor.

The chippie/plumber/sparkie you employed has monumentally fucked up a simple job in your house.

 

Well ?

Good post mate ..ya c...t

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