Toepoke Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 This is a bad one. Was out with my work last night and had to leave the pub and go home at 9pm after my temperature suddenly went through the roof. I've been in bed shivering all day, still wearing my clothes from yesterday. Fingers xd I'm a bit more compos mentis tomorrow there's too much to get done for Xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Man flu - absolutely lethal. Garner every bit of support you can, get the whole family waiting on you hand & foot & make sure they understand that you'd be mucking in peeling spuds & stuffing whatever needs a stuffing if you weren't so close to death. Give it 48 hours by which time you should feel well enough to get slaughtered on Xmas Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 Cheers Huddersfield. Now into day 2 of being a shivering sweaty mess. Made it through the whole year without a sicky and then this happens. That'll teach me to be conscientious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 11 hours ago, Toepoke said: This is a bad one. Was out with my work last night and had to leave the pub and go home at 9pm after my temperature suddenly went through the roof. I've been in bed shivering all day, still wearing my clothes from yesterday. Fingers xd I'm a bit more compos mentis tomorrow there's too much to get done for Xmas Did you by any chance lift a white hanky from the seat of the Paisley train ? 👀 Sounds like a bad hangover to me. I am sure Mrs Toepoke is delighted that you are stinking oot the bedroom and on the phone to your TAMB pals whilst she is running around like a headless turkey 🙄 Hope you feel better soon Toepoke. Rotten time of year to be hit with this. Try Sudafed. My daughters boyfriend was ‘man dying ‘ yesterday having been up all the previous evening ill , his temperature all over the place. By 6pm and 6 sudafed later he had his party clothes on and off to Byres Road. And if that doesn't work at least you will get out of peeling the tatties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpyauldgit Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Huddersfield said: Man flu - absolutely lethal. Totally agree, Man flu is deadly, wummin folk just don't understand how bad it can be, it's like Ebola and bad Juju mixed together. The only known cure is 6 cans, a hauf bottle and a day watching the fitbaw on the telly, and if it is really bad 12 cans and a full bottle, but under no circumstances are you allowed to peel tatties or carrots, as this has been scientifically proven to make it worse, and washing dishes turns it fatal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Pussy. Man up ya fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 45 minutes ago, macy37 said: Pussy. Man up ya fanny. I've got up. This was the encouragement I was needing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, Toepoke said: I've got up. This was the encouragement I was needing. 😂. Tomato soup next on the fanny agenda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, macy37 said: 😂. Tomato soup next on the fanny agenda? Just finished a bowl. Deelish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Just now, Toepoke said: Just finished a bowl. Deelish If you can taste it you've no got the flu. Get back tae work, ya skiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 12 hours ago, Orraloon said: If you can taste it you've no got the flu. Get back tae work, ya skiver. That’s just the result of buying aldi’s own brand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread. Is it possible to catch a TAMB virus? 😓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 28, 2018 Author Share Posted December 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Grim Jim said: I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread. Is it possible to catch a TAMB virus? 😓 I'm over it already if that helps?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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