Ormond Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 (edited) @TAMB1 this isnae one of these shitey “look at me” pishy statuses. Can you run me through the baws it takes tae cancel my account? gtf the lot of you(ok, that’s not fair) Except Tidier, Teeko, Cove, Parkie, Vander, Fairbairn(he’s a braw Hun(Debian’s not daft, GlasgowManCity too), Squirrel kens his fitba’, At U Peter(he kens his stuff tae), Mr. Dunn, Fringo, Redz, Any St. Mirren laddie, Killie fae the edge o’ Dumpdee, Mr. Kevin Umnio, ScottyCTA(He puts up with some shite and continues to do) with some unfair shit. GMan is funny but She has given up. Phart... yes, yer a smart laddie but I imagine you dribbling chocolate down yourself whilst staring in a mirror. Ally Bongo is a good guy. He fights his corner with some great stuff. Barney Rubble is another. I have always respected Weegie-land(sorry) fitba’ fans who were never swayed by the nonsense that goes with it. I say that as a Saints fan born and bred in Perth who heard it a heck of a lot. Olas was another I enjoyed reading. My two favourite posters were always Brant Grebner and Thplinth. I’m happy the latter is back as it gives a lot of uppity cunts the boot up the arse that they need. If I have missed you I am sorry. It’s run it’s course now. I have always had my core of Perth pals I have always went to games with and I will say I have added half a dozen really good friends from here including piles and piles of other people I will no doubt meet. Yep, I’m drunk right now. But hey-ho Edited December 5, 2018 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ormond said: @TAMB1 this isnae one of these shitey “look at me” pishy statuses. Can you run me through the baws it takes tae cancel my account? gtf the lot of you(ok, that’s not fair) Except Tidier, Teeko, Cove, Parkie, Vander, Fairbairn(he’s a braw Hun(Debian’s not daft, GlasgowManCity too), Squirrel kens his fitba’, At U Peter(he kens his stuff tae), Mr. Dunn, Fringo, Redz, Any St. Mirren laddie, Killie fae the edge o’ Dumpdee, Mr. Kevin Umnio, ScottyCTA(He puts up with some shite and continues to do) with some unfair shit. GMan is funny but She has given up. Phart... yes, yer a smart laddie but I imagine you dribbling chocolate down yourself whilst staring in a mirror. Ally Bongo is a good guy. He fights his corner with some great stuff. Barney Rubble is another. I have always respected Weegie-land(sorry) fitba’ fans who were never swayed by the nonsense that goes with it. I say that as a Saints fan born and bred in Perth who heard it a heck of a lot. Olas was another I enjoyed reading. My two favourite posters were always Brant Grebner and Thplinth. I’m happy the latter is back as it gives a lot of uppity cunts the boot up the arse that they need. If I have missed you I am sorry. It’s run it’s course now. I have always had my core of Perth pals I have always went to games with and I will say I have added half a dozen really good friends from here including piles and piles of other people I will no doubt meet. Yep, I’m drunk right now. But hey-ho Whit about me ya miserable cunt?🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Big Ramy 1314 said: Whit about me ya miserable cunt?🤣 Fuck knows why I missed you ya Canadian hoor. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Ormond said: GMan is funny but She has given up. Yep, I’m drunk right now. But hey-ho Fuck sake, you put on a bit of weight miss a hairdressing appointment or 3 and forget your last 4 upper lip (okay chin too) threading appointments and suddenly everyone’s a critic! 😒 Put the glass down and step away from the bottle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, G-Man said: Fuck sake, you put on a bit of weight miss a hairdressing appointment or 3 and forget your last 4 upper lip (okay chin too) threading appointments and suddenly everyone’s a critic! 😒 Put the glass down and step away from the bottle! Happens to the best of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Ormond said: @TAMB1 this isnae one of these shitey “look at me” pishy statuses. Can you run me through the baws it takes tae cancel my account? gtf the lot of you(ok, that’s not fair) Except Tidier, Teeko, Cove, Parkie, Vander, Fairbairn(he’s a braw Hun(Debian’s not daft, GlasgowManCity too), Squirrel kens his fitba’, At U Peter(he kens his stuff tae), Mr. Dunn, Fringo, Redz, Any St. Mirren laddie, Killie fae the edge o’ Dumpdee, Mr. Kevin Umnio, ScottyCTA(He puts up with some shite and continues to do) with some unfair shit. GMan is funny but She has given up. Phart... yes, yer a smart laddie but I imagine you dribbling chocolate down yourself whilst staring in a mirror. Ally Bongo is a good guy. He fights his corner with some great stuff. Barney Rubble is another. I have always respected Weegie-land(sorry) fitba’ fans who were never swayed by the nonsense that goes with it. I say that as a Saints fan born and bred in Perth who heard it a heck of a lot. Olas was another I enjoyed reading. My two favourite posters were always Brant Grebner and Thplinth. I’m happy the latter is back as it gives a lot of uppity cunts the boot up the arse that they need. If I have missed you I am sorry. It’s run it’s course now. I have always had my core of Perth pals I have always went to games with and I will say I have added half a dozen really good friends from here including piles and piles of other people I will no doubt meet. Yep, I’m drunk right now. But hey-ho 11th on the list?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 I usually text shite to ex girlfriends when I’m steaming, need to get myself on the tamb instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 50 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: I usually text shite to ex girlfriends when I’m steaming, need to get myself on the tamb instead hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan_McCole Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, ParisInAKilt said: I usually text shite to ex girlfriends when I’m steaming, need to get myself on the tamb instead At least you'll sometimes get a ride out of that carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Ormond said: @TAMB1 this isnae one of these shitey “look at me” pishy statuses. Can you run me through the baws it takes tae cancel my account? gtf the lot of you(ok, that’s not fair) Except Tidier, Teeko, Cove, Parkie, Vander, Fairbairn(he’s a braw Hun(Debian’s not daft, GlasgowManCity too), Squirrel kens his fitba’, At U Peter(he kens his stuff tae), Mr. Dunn, Fringo, Redz, Any St. Mirren laddie, Killie fae the edge o’ Dumpdee, Mr. Kevin Umnio, ScottyCTA(He puts up with some shite and continues to do) with some unfair shit. GMan is funny but She has given up. Phart... yes, yer a smart laddie but I imagine you dribbling chocolate down yourself whilst staring in a mirror. Ally Bongo is a good guy. He fights his corner with some great stuff. Barney Rubble is another. I have always respected Weegie-land(sorry) fitba’ fans who were never swayed by the nonsense that goes with it. I say that as a Saints fan born and bred in Perth who heard it a heck of a lot. Olas was another I enjoyed reading. My two favourite posters were always Brant Grebner and Thplinth. I’m happy the latter is back as it gives a lot of uppity cunts the boot up the arse that they need. If I have missed you I am sorry. It’s run it’s course now. I have always had my core of Perth pals I have always went to games with and I will say I have added half a dozen really good friends from here including piles and piles of other people I will no doubt meet. Yep, I’m drunk right now. But hey-ho Aye it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Tartan_McCole said: At least you'll sometimes get a ride out of that carry on. You’d be surprised how often it works ... almost never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 11 hours ago, Ormond said: @TAMB1 this isnae one of these shitey “look at me” pishy statuses. Can you run me through the baws it takes tae cancel my account? gtf the lot of you(ok, that’s not fair) Except Tidier, Teeko, Cove, Parkie, Vander, Fairbairn(he’s a braw Hun(Debian’s not daft, GlasgowManCity too), Squirrel kens his fitba’, At U Peter(he kens his stuff tae), Mr. Dunn, Fringo, Redz, Any St. Mirren laddie, Killie fae the edge o’ Dumpdee, Mr. Kevin Umnio, ScottyCTA(He puts up with some shite and continues to do) with some unfair shit. GMan is funny but She has given up. Phart... yes, yer a smart laddie but I imagine you dribbling chocolate down yourself whilst staring in a mirror. Ally Bongo is a good guy. He fights his corner with some great stuff. Barney Rubble is another. I have always respected Weegie-land(sorry) fitba’ fans who were never swayed by the nonsense that goes with it. I say that as a Saints fan born and bred in Perth who heard it a heck of a lot. Olas was another I enjoyed reading. My two favourite posters were always Brant Grebner and Thplinth. I’m happy the latter is back as it gives a lot of uppity cunts the boot up the arse that they need. If I have missed you I am sorry. It’s run it’s course now. I have always had my core of Perth pals I have always went to games with and I will say I have added half a dozen really good friends from here including piles and piles of other people I will no doubt meet. Yep, I’m drunk right now. But hey-ho You sobered up yet and experiencing what my daughters call ‘ The Fear’ ? 🙄 Gtf with yer ‘ I am leaving the board ‘ ala Greta Garbo 🎭 Scotland have a chance of qualification for the first time since you and RH were fighting over marbles in the playground and you are off to Pie and Bovril wi yer ball? Put each other on ignore and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 😂😂😂 Minter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, Ormond said: Phart... yes, yer a smart laddie but I imagine you dribbling chocolate down yourself whilst staring in a mirror. I feel perhaps the most concerning, and disturbing, part of this TAMB suicide note has been somewhat over looked. Is Ormond looking in the mirror whilst he imagine's Phart dribbling chocolate? Or is Phart the messy eater with vanity issues? Ormond, we need you back to clarify these points if nothing else!! Edited December 5, 2018 by Fairbairn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee-toon-red Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: I feel perhaps the most concerning, and disturbing, part of this TAMB suicide note has been somewhat over looked. Is Ormond looking in the mirror whilst he imagine's Phart dribbling chocolate? Or is Phart the messy eater with vanity issues? Ormond, we need you back to clarify these points if nothing else!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 15 hours ago, Ormond said: @TAMB1 this isnae one of these shitey “look at me” pishy statuses. Can you run me through the baws it takes tae cancel my account? gtf the lot of you(ok, that’s not fair) Except Tidier, Teeko, Cove, Parkie, Vander, Fairbairn(he’s a braw Hun(Debian’s not daft, GlasgowManCity too), Squirrel kens his fitba’, At U Peter(he kens his stuff tae), Mr. Dunn, Fringo, Redz, Any St. Mirren laddie, Killie fae the edge o’ Dumpdee, Mr. Kevin Umnio, ScottyCTA(He puts up with some shite and continues to do) with some unfair shit. GMan is funny but She has given up. Phart... yes, yer a smart laddie but I imagine you dribbling chocolate down yourself whilst staring in a mirror. Ally Bongo is a good guy. He fights his corner with some great stuff. Barney Rubble is another. I have always respected Weegie-land(sorry) fitba’ fans who were never swayed by the nonsense that goes with it. I say that as a Saints fan born and bred in Perth who heard it a heck of a lot. Olas was another I enjoyed reading. My two favourite posters were always Brant Grebner and Thplinth. I’m happy the latter is back as it gives a lot of uppity cunts the boot up the arse that they need. If I have missed you I am sorry. It’s run it’s course now. I have always had my core of Perth pals I have always went to games with and I will say I have added half a dozen really good friends from here including piles and piles of other people I will no doubt meet. Yep, I’m drunk right now. But hey-ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Thought Ormond would be awake by now to tackle the dreaded (internet) walk of shame. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷🍷 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Jim Beem said: Thought Ormond would be awake by now to tackle the dreaded (internet) walk of shame. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷🍷 👍 Been there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Jim Beem said: Thought Ormond would be awake by now to tackle the dreaded (internet) walk of shame. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷🍷 👍 I'm just guessing here, but I think it might take a while to wash a load of melted chocolate aff himself. Edited December 5, 2018 by Orraloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 And the mirror, don't forget the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 19 hours ago, Ormond said: @TAMB1 this isnae one of these shitey “look at me” pishy statuses. Can you run me through the baws it takes tae cancel my account? gtf the lot of you(ok, that’s not fair) Except Tidier, Teeko, Cove, Parkie, Vander, Fairbairn(he’s a braw Hun(Debian’s not daft, GlasgowManCity too), Squirrel kens his fitba’, At U Peter(he kens his stuff tae), Mr. Dunn, Fringo, Redz, Any St. Mirren laddie, Killie fae the edge o’ Dumpdee, Mr. Kevin Umnio, ScottyCTA(He puts up with some shite and continues to do) with some unfair shit. GMan is funny but She has given up. Phart... yes, yer a smart laddie but I imagine you dribbling chocolate down yourself whilst staring in a mirror. Ally Bongo is a good guy. He fights his corner with some great stuff. Barney Rubble is another. I have always respected Weegie-land(sorry) fitba’ fans who were never swayed by the nonsense that goes with it. I say that as a Saints fan born and bred in Perth who heard it a heck of a lot. Olas was another I enjoyed reading. My two favourite posters were always Brant Grebner and Thplinth. I’m happy the latter is back as it gives a lot of uppity cunts the boot up the arse that they need. If I have missed you I am sorry. It’s run it’s course now. I have always had my core of Perth pals I have always went to games with and I will say I have added half a dozen really good friends from here including piles and piles of other people I will no doubt meet. Yep, I’m drunk right now. But hey-ho Whilst I'd like to wish you all the best as the white horses carry you off to Tambhalla as your joint favouite poster it behooves me to say your resignation is declined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 44 minutes ago, bonzo said: And the mirror, don't forget the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 15 hours ago, Fairbairn said: I feel perhaps the most concerning, and disturbing, part of this TAMB suicide note has been somewhat over looked. Is Ormond looking in the mirror whilst he imagine's Phart dribbling chocolate? Or is Phart the messy eater with vanity issues? Ormond, we need you back to clarify these points if nothing else!! I'm not really much closer to decoding it myself. Maybe he is trying to say if i was chocolate i would eat myself. Maybe he wants to lick melted chocolate off me while he looks at himself in the mirror. What does it even mean why say it on the way out of the door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde1998 Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, phart said: Maybe he wants to lick melted chocolate off me while he looks at himself in the mirror. There's an image I didn't need in my life. 😫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Clyde1998 said: There's an image I didn't need in my life. 😫 I've never supplied you with an image of me, so blame your brain for filling that in for you Edited December 6, 2018 by phart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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