ErsatzThistle Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Anyone else heard this ? Some randy middle aged bastard from Fraserburgh accidentally sent a seriously dirty voicemail message not just to his "quine" but also to his pals, who put it online. (disclaimer: this video contains language and themes that members of the Ned Flanders Tartan Army may find deeply offensive) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmB_BXQlrfw The sheer amount of detail he goes into is "nae spikkin like" "you just lie on tap o' yir bed nekkid" "arch yir back a wee bitty" "nice and canny, nice and canny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Ever More Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Aye that's been about for ages. Very funny though Dripping like a knackered fridge was my personal favourite lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Who’s the smart cunt that tapped Dandydunn’s phone? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 "but wur safe" "20%, 50%, 80%, 100%" Great lines. The Derek from the Broch song is excellent too 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Aye, been about for months that one. Fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hampden_loon2878 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 It was supposedly an escort he was messaging, whom then went and shared it with the world, hes an aright guy Derek, an old has been who still thinks hes the man but hes a harmless lad, the thing is hes probably proud of it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmcgrak10 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 @hampden_loon2878 Can I ask how you know him? I'm making a social media comedy for BBC Scotland. I'm looking for his surname really, but if you has direct contact, that would be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmcgrak10 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 @hampden_loon2878 Can I ask how you know him? I'm making a social media comedy for BBC Scotland. I'm looking for his surname really, but if you has direct contact, that would be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 On 10/25/2018 at 10:27 PM, Ormond said: Who’s the smart cunt that tapped Dandydunn’s phone? 😂 Woah, why have I just seen this???? 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveie Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 (edited) On 6/18/2019 at 5:13 PM, kmcgrak10 said: @hampden_loon2878 Can I ask how you know him? I'm making a social media comedy for BBC Scotland. I'm looking for his surname really, but if you has direct contact, that would be great. Derek smith from fraserburgh Edited August 29, 2019 by Steveie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 39 minutes ago, Steveie said: Derek smith from fraserburgh Grass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hampden_loon2878 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Steveie said: Derek smith from fraserburgh Aye ats right, works at st.fergus terminal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveie Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 8/29/2019 at 10:47 AM, aaid said: Grass Not hard to find aaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Steveie said: Not hard to find aaid Loads of things aren't hard to find online, doesn't mean you doxx someone though. You joined the board with the express purpose of doxxing a person for the benefit of someone ostensibly from the state broadcaster. I might be the minority here but that's just strange behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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