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16 hours ago, G-Man said:

Haw 10 ton I’m in dungarees with a litre of Drambuie and stuck in traffic jam. It’s 00.49 how the feck is their a traffic jam?  There’s people out their cars now. I’m practising my Hebrew on driver. He says I’ve forgotten more than I ever knew. He actually thought I was speaking Gaelic at one point! 

I’m opening the bottle. See you later Elsa.  

No money either so can’t tip. Driver wil love all Scots now! 

I’m just going to keep telling myself I paid online so no tip needed to stop myself feeling bad.  

I am sure I spotted you on the beach today selling Drambuie  ice lollies.

At least someone on dungarees was wandering along the beach singing :

🎼  licka licka lollee  , coo coo !

Ice lollees Ice lollees Ice lollees 🎼

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