jamboman Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 He is the most anti-scottish commentator ever!!! Also looking to make fun of us And... He is English!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 We don't really help.ourselves much though. We write the script for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Russell's Lovechild Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Same old shite from him (about 10 times in a game). I fail to believe sky cannot get a decent Scottish commentator. Sorry, but crocker will never have the same passion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bobby Russell's Lovechild said: Same old shite from him (about 10 times in a game). I fail to believe sky cannot get a decent Scottish commentator. Sorry, but crocker will never have the same passion Rob McCLean? Archie McGobHun?? Liam fucking McLeod??? I'll have Crocker over those anytime. Sky will never ever be able to afford Rory Hamilton or Derek Rae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 He commentates for an English audience. Pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave78 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Watched the Slovenia-Scotland game with Irish mates. They couldn't believe how negative Crocker is, or why we'd put up with it. But then they're used to having their own media that doesn't cater to England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dipped flake Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 You watch sky then you are part of the problem. Sky have always treated Scottish football as a joke but anyone who pays them money has no right to complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave78 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 19 minutes ago, dipped flake said: You watch sky then you are part of the problem. Sky have always treated Scottish football as a joke but anyone who pays them money has no right to complain. That's part of the reason why i push IPTV to anyone that'll listen. Watch it, and pay them nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderark14 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 9 hours ago, jamboman said: He is the most anti-scottish commentator ever!!! Also looking to make fun of us And... He is English!!! Couldn’t agree more, he’s awful. I’ve never understood why they don’t poach a Scottish commentator from the bbc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 I can't stick the fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan Chris Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 I thought Bill Leslie did the games, he certainly did when Crocker went to Setanta for a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboman Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 2 minutes in, TV on mute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mox Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 I like Crocker, think he is a fantastic commentator with an in depth knowledge of Scottish Football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 I think he's been decent tonight so far. Unlike Union Davie Provan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 (edited) On 9/10/2018 at 8:48 PM, Barney Rubble said: I think he's been decent tonight so far. Unlike Union Davie Provan. Exactly. Provan is a total bellend. I swear he wants scotland to fail and constantly waxes lyrical about every mundane thing the opposition does. "Terrific throw in". "Terrific corner". Terrific random punt up the park. Can't stand the guy. Edited September 14, 2018 by todd Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProudScot Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 8:43 PM, todd said: Exactly. Provan is a total bellend. I swear he wants scotland to fail and constantly waxes lyrical about every mundane thing the opposition does. "Terrific throw in". "Terrific corner". Terrific random punt up the park. Can't stand the guy. Accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 On Friday, September 14, 2018 at 5:43 PM, todd said: Exactly. Provan is a total bellend. I swear he wants scotland to fail and constantly waxes lyrical about every mundane thing the opposition does. "Terrific throw in". "Terrific corner". Terrific random punt up the park. Can't stand the guy. I mind watching the game in Paris in 2007 on Sky, after Flower of Scotland was belted out by the massed away support the English commentator (wasnae Crocker) said something like "Wow! How do you follow that?" To which Provan replied "I can't wait til we get a better anthem to sing" or words to that effect. His colleague sounded bewildered indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveyDenoon Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 5:43 PM, todd said: Exactly. Provan is a total bellend. I swear he wants scotland to fail and constantly waxes lyrical about every mundane thing the opposition does. "Terrific throw in". "Terrific corner". Terrific random punt up the park. Can't stand the guy. Terrific post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 5:43 PM, todd said: Exactly. Provan is a total bellend. I swear he wants scotland to fail and constantly waxes lyrical about every mundane thing the opposition does. "Terrific throw in". "Terrific corner". Terrific random punt up the park. Can't stand the guy. The thick twat also refers to everything as “ver decent”. You can’t have very decent you stupid knob. If you mean very good (which you clearly do), say very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 9/7/2018 at 9:13 PM, Bobby Russell's Lovechild said: Same old shite from him (about 10 times in a game). I fail to believe sky cannot get a decent Scottish commentator. Sorry, but crocker will never have the same passion I’m surprised we’re not still getting two old favoutrites of his... ”the Hong Kong pub team” and Nigel Quashie coming from “the Scottish footballing hotbed of Peckham”. Neither were funny if he’d said them only once, but he mentioned them every feckin game for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonny78 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Marky said: I’m surprised we’re not still getting two old favoutrites of his... ”the Hong Kong pub team” and Nigel Quashie coming from “the Scottish footballing hotbed of Peckham”. Neither were funny if he’d said them only once, but he mentioned them every feckin game for ages. Quashie is a Scotland legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, bonny78 said: Quashie is a Scotland legend. 🤣🤣 Legend might be stretching a point. I had no beef with Quashie though. Thought he was a trier and a decent player in a pretty shite team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonny78 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Marky said: 🤣🤣 Legend might be stretching a point. I had no beef with Quashie though. Thought he was a trier and a decent player in a pretty shite team. Shite team? We nearly got to 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, bonny78 said: Shite team? We nearly got to 2008 That was with Craig Gordon though............or have you conveniently forgotten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 hours ago, bonny78 said: Shite team? We nearly got to 2008 What’s that got to do with Nigel Quashie 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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