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A fantastic post from of all places Rangers meeja.

Essay of a rant coming up but i don't give a fuck. They are fucking horrible dogs, I know a cunt who used to love American Bulldogs and claimed they're all soft and gentle, until his supposed family-friendly one ripped his hands to shreds and mangled three of his fingers and needed neutralised. It was a bastard, mind you he is a total cunt who idolises the likes of top-level wank rags like Calum Best. Anyway that's a personal opinion re: the dogs.

My hatred for Tav in this instance stems from the fact that i fucking despise everything about the modern day instagram obsessed culture whereby cunts like Tavernier fit every single fucking stereotype going, and splash it all over social networks and in doing so making themselves look every bit the fucking idiot, opening themselves to shite like this, instead of getting his fucking head down and focusing on being the best professional athlete he can be for the rest of his short and privileged career. 

footballers are braindead fuckwits for the most part, and more often than not conform to every BBC radio-1 airplay related social stereotype in the modern day. It's almost like becoming a professional athlete means that you are obliged to throw pseudo fucking gang signs, wear over sized starched nike caps with the solid perfectly straight skip, and throw gun fingers "in tha club" whilst enjoying the delights of horrendous holidays in dogshit locations scattered throughout Dubai and / or Ibiza, surrounded by hing-oot nae mark arseholes who are a mix of cunts like Barry Hughes and Jamie O'Hara. The vacuous, often lonely career lends itself to a lifestyle that is learned and implemented through watching what others do and following like sheep, having had their arses wiped for them since an early age and being incapable of making individual lifestyle choices on their own. From the sudden fascination with one-session full sleeve tattoos, to the mental haircuts, to the adoption of multicultural london-english slang including frequent use of the term "man dem" and "peng", bastardising Jamaican patois for the benefit of self promotion and to portray some sort of fucking weird gangsta lifestyle, minus the gangs. 

As mental as Neymar's hair is, as overt as Nainggolan's tattoos are, or as well 'ard Tav (tries) to look in solemn-faced pictures holding back an aggressive dog, none of it is individual and is borne, quite simply, out of having too much money and too much time on their hands. I fucking hate footballers, i fucking hate them, together with the wrath of hing-oot cunts that cling on in their wake and lead them to make poor decisions. This particular instance of off-season journalism admittedly being less of a stick to beat Tavernier with, however it still sticks in my beak that this cunt is making the papers for the wrong reasons, and therefore opens him up to a verbal 20 rapid to the dial in this pointless as fuck rant. 

Kevin De Bruyne used to have an instagram account littered with HORRENDOUS as fuck posts, one of which was him putting up gun fingers in a music studio, with the tag line "chillings with this dope rapper" - he was unsurprisingly made to purge his instagram of all such inane fucking pish when he signed for City, including his extensive photo collection of him "living the life" in los angeles with some bint who clearly offered out rimjobs at an hourly rate. That said, at least he has the talent to back up his overt displays of vile modern wealth online, so he gets a pass, even though he's a fuckin torn faced ginger cunt and i'd love to see him snapped. 

"designer bullies UK". away and shite, James. Fuck off and focus on how you are going to impress the new manager before you end up shipped out and find yourself stagnating in league 2 mediocrity. Hope one of the dogs bites your cock off. 

 
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1 hour ago, Eisegerwind said:

A fantastic post from of all places Rangers meeja.

Essay of a rant coming up but i don't give a fuck. They are fucking horrible dogs, I know a cunt who used to love American Bulldogs and claimed they're all soft and gentle, until his supposed family-friendly one ripped his hands to shreds and mangled three of his fingers and needed neutralised. It was a bastard, mind you he is a total cunt who idolises the likes of top-level wank rags like Calum Best. Anyway that's a personal opinion re: the dogs.

My hatred for Tav in this instance stems from the fact that i fucking despise everything about the modern day instagram obsessed culture whereby cunts like Tavernier fit every single fucking stereotype going, and splash it all over social networks and in doing so making themselves look every bit the fucking idiot, opening themselves to shite like this, instead of getting his fucking head down and focusing on being the best professional athlete he can be for the rest of his short and privileged career. 

footballers are braindead fuckwits for the most part, and more often than not conform to every BBC radio-1 airplay related social stereotype in the modern day. It's almost like becoming a professional athlete means that you are obliged to throw pseudo fucking gang signs, wear over sized starched nike caps with the solid perfectly straight skip, and throw gun fingers "in tha club" whilst enjoying the delights of horrendous holidays in dogshit locations scattered throughout Dubai and / or Ibiza, surrounded by hing-oot nae mark arseholes who are a mix of cunts like Barry Hughes and Jamie O'Hara. The vacuous, often lonely career lends itself to a lifestyle that is learned and implemented through watching what others do and following like sheep, having had their arses wiped for them since an early age and being incapable of making individual lifestyle choices on their own. From the sudden fascination with one-session full sleeve tattoos, to the mental haircuts, to the adoption of multicultural london-english slang including frequent use of the term "man dem" and "peng", bastardising Jamaican patois for the benefit of self promotion and to portray some sort of fucking weird gangsta lifestyle, minus the gangs. 

As mental as Neymar's hair is, as overt as Nainggolan's tattoos are, or as well 'ard Tav (tries) to look in solemn-faced pictures holding back an aggressive dog, none of it is individual and is borne, quite simply, out of having too much money and too much time on their hands. I fucking hate footballers, i fucking hate them, together with the wrath of hing-oot cunts that cling on in their wake and lead them to make poor decisions. This particular instance of off-season journalism admittedly being less of a stick to beat Tavernier with, however it still sticks in my beak that this cunt is making the papers for the wrong reasons, and therefore opens him up to a verbal 20 rapid to the dial in this pointless as fuck rant. 

Kevin De Bruyne used to have an instagram account littered with HORRENDOUS as fuck posts, one of which was him putting up gun fingers in a music studio, with the tag line "chillings with this dope rapper" - he was unsurprisingly made to purge his instagram of all such inane fucking pish when he signed for City, including his extensive photo collection of him "living the life" in los angeles with some bint who clearly offered out rimjobs at an hourly rate. That said, at least he has the talent to back up his overt displays of vile modern wealth online, so he gets a pass, even though he's a fuckin torn faced ginger cunt and i'd love to see him snapped. 

"designer bullies UK". away and shite, James. Fuck off and focus on how you are going to impress the new manager before you end up shipped out and find yourself stagnating in league 2 mediocrity. Hope one of the dogs bites your cock off. 

 

That is beautifully put.

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I was in Tesco this morning getting my rolls. Halfway up an aisle a blind guy picked his guide dug up by the tail and started swinging it about. The manager ran up and asked what the hell he was doing. 

 

Guy replied “I’m just having a look around”.

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