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UpTheSlope

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  1. Slipped Macca the length a few times by all accounts Aw, wait, wrong Epstein. Carry on
  2. Not sure but we should demand a peoples vote if it doesn’t go the way we wish
  3. https://www.online-calculator.com/ 👍
  4. Liverpool’s twitter has said “Roberto Firmino, @Alissonbecker and @MoSalah will report for #LFCPreSeason training on Monday” So your star mans not even going to be there. It’s a glorified training session with no doubt around 40 players taking the field while not even attempting to tackle. Cheapest tickets left were £67 when I checked a week or so ago. Ram that right up yer Damian Duff Twentys Plenty
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    Next PM

    Tremendous stuff Hopefully now we have a leader in charge who won’t leave the EU, but a leader who will go over and colonise the cunts
  6. Losing 7-0 at home is embarrassing, yes, but let’s put things into perspective Hibs never had any real expectations of progressing, we went more in hope than expectation. There certainly wasn’t fans about bragging booking up for a trip the in next round, if memory serves me it was Swansea City or Cardiff City A team who finished bottom 6 that qualified for Europe through the preposterous flawed system the SFA had which meant Scottish Cup runners up took the place if the winners had already qualified A two legged tie between a Hibs side who went on to be relegated that season against a against a full time professional outfit, Malmo, who went on to win a league and cup double 2 seasons on the trot and eventually made the Champions league group stages A Hibs side who were at the start of their season with a squad containing dross like James McPake, Michael Nelson and Rowan Vine against a side who were half way through their season at top of their league containing the likes of Mikael Albornoz who went to the World Cup that season and won Copa América and other internationals like Emil Forsberg, Markus Hasti and Tokelo Rantie Hibs v Malmo is nowhere near being the worst result in Scottish football history Cant say I’m too gutted for Killie fans, the arrogance shown towards the opposition was of a similar ilk to how England fans react at Euros and World Cups. Fuck them
  7. This is how it feels to be Killie This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels to leave the passport in the back of a drawer, back of a drawer
  8. Just be honest and tell the truth. You’re really getting your VPN in place so you can still watch XHamster when the online smut ban takes effect
  9. I fully support equality, but I support equality for ALL Certain minority’s however are so self righteous and caught up in themselves they think that’s it all about them and to Fuck with everyone else
  10. Aye they do. They are an utter embarrassment. To think that they are mothers and some even grandmothers They also pish in the street and in people’s gardens yet it’s the football fans who are causing anti social behaviour
  11. Just take a look at the challenge cup. It’s been a disaster from start to finish Let Ireland be Ireland and Scotland be Scotland eh. We have enough teams who think they’re from elsewhere and want to desert us without us just replacing the fuckers The pyramid place is in place for a reason, if and when the New Firm and sky decide to upsticks and leave then they should be replaced by SCOTTISH clubs to compete in the SCOTTISH leagues
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    New kit

    Is it true that New Balance are getting the gig? Hopefully we’ve seen the last of the white away tops, too much like an England kit for my liking Red, flourescent Orange, Flourescent yellow or lime would be my choice
  13. I thought the TA were pathetic in the way crowd funded and some people went over to clean up after the floods in Portugal shortly after the Gib game but this is a whole new level of arse lickery
  14. The similarity in the way the controversies the way England crashed out of the WWC are resemblent of of the Scotland crashed out of the Euro 2008 qualifying group Rewriting history to suit a specific agenda
  15. I can’t recall any uproar whenever Sir Andy Murray represents Britain yet claims he’s a passionate Scot. The phrase “running with the hares and hunting with the hounds” has never been more appropriate Always happy to except the queens shilling that cunt At least Chris Hoy doesn’t hide the fact he’s a unionist
  16. I’m assuming the tartan army followers spouting faux outrage on social media about this never booed or turned their backs on the England, Northern Ireland or Lichtenstein anthems If ALL the parties had worked together and delivered what the majority of the electorate had voted for then there wouldn’t have been any UK representatives over there
  17. Have you ever been to a Take That concert at Hampden, Hydro or Murrayfield? It would appear that women can use the men’s toilets freely without any intervention from security staff etc If I’m at Hampden, Easter Road or any other male majority event then I’ll have no issues using the women’s toilets, and neither should any other man who claims they are for feminism and equality They started this equality ball rolling so let them wallow in their ain fanny batter
  18. To blow a two-goal lead they had nobody to blame but themselves
  19. This confirms the rumours that have been circulating for the past month or so A report I heard earlier was he’s planning on investing upto £15million into the club so I’ll ask you the same as I asked all those jambo bastards when the wee Russian cunt took them over. What happens if/when Ronald Gordon gets bored or something happens to him and Hibs are back to paying £8,000(purely an example) as the average wage. How will the club sustain this expenditure? If you pay transfer fees for players then you have to pay those players a salary that reflects their market value. There’s not much in the way of room around the stadium to expand the capacity etc Exciting times? Nah, not really. Interesting times? Definitely!! but I’ll be holding off a while until I start looking to buy myself a green and white chullo
  20. It’s the start of the school holidays and you’ve got Aladin, Toy Story, Xmen, Spider-Man and Men In Black all released at the same time, not to mention the Beatles film. They'll be trying to maximise their profits but no doubt the usual suspects who now boycot Tunnocks Teacakes will try their damndest to have everyone and their Aunties dug believe its a Westminster conspiracy Either that or its just a government distraction to Brexit
  21. A leading member of the YES movement will tweet stats and figures surrounding the benefits of independence and cons of remaining within the UK A wee English person will pipe up and tweet something along the lines of “when you leave can you take us(some northern town) with you” which is wanky in itself But the wankiest phrase of the lot is a reply from a wee Scottish based person, usually with #FBPE in their twitter handle which will say “off course, the kettles on” or something of that ilk The type of cunt who buys a fish supper, takes it up the road, puts it on a plate and eats it with a knife and fork
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