The Ormond

They even tell jokes aboot Paisley birds in cowps like Dundee! 😄

Any one of them does in a storm so I’m told. 😊

I have a pal who stays on Rowan St. just beside that Balnagowan. I had myself a wee daytrip to Rothesay when I was over and hit Paisley for a bit on my way back.

Wellington, Craig Dhu and the Balnagowan I was in on my trip back recently. That Craig Dhu isnae half full of pretentious wanks.

Yes as I’d sent it to her as She was blethering to her Maw about the soup. No idea why you’d find that worthy of ‘owt.

Now that’s a heap of wank. Every cunt around me raves about it as it was local. It’s utter skitters.

Mrs Ormond brought me hame Haribos that I’m going to scran the noo while watching that Silence film on Netflix.

Whit’s cooking? Today I have veg soup on. Red lentils, carrot, onion, jalapeno, courgette, tomatoes, sweetcorn, oregano, thyme, bay leaves, garlic, beef and tomato stock, black pepper, knob of butter.

Won manager of the year with Saints. Legend in Perth. Shame he got the punt for banging the chairman’s Mrs. 😂

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That wis whaur wearing a rubber was cute

Vlad the injailer?

Scousers are brand new. The most un-Tory like folk in England.

They’re the most likeable people in all of England.

The Irony in this is that Doon The Slope is aboot 4’5” in real life the short ersed cunt. 😂

Getting banned for it was a joke. Whether anybody agreed or not. Mr. Slope could’ve at least got banned by going on a Hun bashing session.

That’s a pish come back. The kind o’ shite I spew when I’m steaming. 😂

Something with a monkey comes to mind with that.

Probably a Killie fan.

It gets on my tits tae when folk say match. I ken it’s the official term but tae me it’s kent as an auld fashioned Grandpaw Broon “gemme” 😊 P.s. Set phasers tae malky!

I’m waiting for Middle Of The Slope tae chime in. 😂 The mods have gone fucking haywire recently banning for hee-haw.

Her Granny was Dundonian. He thought it would make her feel comfy. 😂

I said this tae her tae. But then I also deal with cunts here who seem to age a lot later in the heid than we do. I notice it going around customers hooses. They’ll hae 15-16 year auld teens that act as auld in the heid as oor 11-12 year aulds. It’s the same in the boozers. Everyone under 30 here is labelled as “some kid” and is maybe a huge part of the reason why they dinnae let them touch swally until they are 21.

I felt the same about her. Hellish what happened but it was as if she adored talking about herself. She really was acting like a Hollywood cow.

True Scottish footballing royalty. Did things that no other Scot will do again. To be captain of the side you idolised as a boy lifting the top prize in World football with your pals who were all just like you. From the same area, same accents, etc. RIP Billy. 😞