The Ormond
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3 hours ago, thplinth said:
Facebook is for wankers.
Canāt disagree there. Although my wanking is on the wind doon the aulder I get.
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36 minutes ago, ger intae them said:
No Brant these days, that's the real problem.
I cannae believe Iāve just agreed wae you. Iām off for a lie doon.Ā š
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1 hour ago, Jim Beem said:
Are you staying over night ? If so where ? Could make a difference to my recommendations.Ā
If you are down near the V & A or along the front, the White Goose is decent for some food and drinks, as is The Wine Press. Ā For a more upscale restaurant Castlehill is very good.
Boozers in the centre try the new St Andrews Brewing Company behind the Caird Hall. Or for a traditional classic Dundee Boozer head to the Phoenix Bar for a top notch pint and the Chilli Burger will sort you right out. š
Kumnio and I were in the Phoenix a month ago. Some auld Wifie was hain a right guid go at me aboot my accent. Iāve still nae idea why.Ā š
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1 hour ago, TDYER63 said:
š Thankfully I have never been thatĀ short of food. Though when I was wee and was being handed a piece on lard forĀ lunch Ā my granpas canary looked quite appetising by comparison.Ā
My Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg oā her drawers.....
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Iāve beenĀ to New Orleans a few times. I love the place. It was weird seeing the General Lee statue done away with the last time I went. Itās a huge focal point in the city and sat high on a column in a roundabout.Ā
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6 hours ago, theweestevie said:
Rumours Rangers are interested in Zander Clark
The ink wouldnāt be dry on the paper and heād amazingly find his way into the Scotland squad.Ā š
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1 hour ago, daviebee said:
To be fair to Chripper he did make the occasional good points. The problem was that he then just went on and fkin on making them!
Probably a few others who could've used a ban before him all the same. That clown who keeps going on about Paul Dickov for manager for one. He actually used to be quite funny in a previous incarnation but isĀ beyond tedious now.
Heās the same prick who scans the private profiles of people. He got bored of it.Ā
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55 minutes ago, dan cake said:
Budge and Dempster seem to have no problems in calling out their own supporters which is refreshing
Spot on. Itās almost as if thereās a fortune to be made in Glasgow from that shite. Whoād have imagined that?Ā
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1 hour ago, Orraloon said:
Aye. a lot of the old posters have just disappeared. Some came back brieflyĀ Ā whenĀ the new board started up. The youngsters don't seem to up for a laugh as much as in the old days. Too busy looking for something to be offended about, maybe?
2014Ā also had a big impact. It might have been better if Rangers had lost?
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FTFY
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1 hour ago, thplinth said:
Gave asĀ good as he got, not someone to be messed with, tough but fair, playing the leading role in a movie about himself in his own brain.
šĀ Iām banned fae anymair āreactionsā the day so hereās a laughing smilie.Ā
Me banned? Pish.Ā
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9 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said:
Heard he was an advocate of 3 centre backs?
He loved the insults too. It just made him thrive even more. His intellect knew no bounds. In the heat of the battle he really did rise to the top.
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3 hours ago, thplinth said:
I think the mods were between a rock and hard place on this one. Whilst maybe not abusive the guy was like a real life Rick out of The Young Ones.Ā
He was a man of literature though, donāt you know?Ā
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35 minutes ago, Chripper said:
I'm not one of them?
And pray tell, why should I, or anyone, heed your advice? Your vocabulary is slim, it only appears that you only know one insult (even though it's not really an insult if you really think about it) and just a moment ago you generalized the whole human race by calling them "cunts".
You don't sound like a Professor or any source of wisdom, so you'll excuse me if I take your opinion with a pinch of salt.
I do, however, think that you have issues. You may or may not be a misogynist, personally I don't think you are, I just think you need to expand your vocabulary and learn shiny new words, as no one likes someone who is repetitive. Also, I'm as misanthropic as the most misanthropic person out there, but even I'm not as blind as to suggest that 100% of humanity are, in your word, "cunts".
Also, you may be drunk.
Is there anyone on here you donāt think has issues? Do you just throw that at everyone who happens to think think you are a cunt? It seems to be the norm with you.Ā
Run along back to your wank station son and write us all a book. Weāre all champing at the bit for a man of āliteratureā to pull this place from the doldrums.
Iām sober Mr. Methadone Teeth.Ā š
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Just now, Chripper said:
So, you're saying that women aren't people?
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There are some smart people on this site whoĀ never try to tell us in every second post.Ā
You are not one ofĀ them.Ā
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16 minutes ago, Chripper said:
There we have it again.
You're saying it like a vagina is a bad thing and that there's negative connotations surrounding it.
Do you actually hate women? Serious question. If you avoid the question again then you DO hate women but you're ashamed to admit to it.
Women? People are cunts pal.Ā
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Just now, Chripper said:
You seem to say that word a lot, is it supposed to be an insult?
Are you a misogynist? Do you hate women? Do you revile lady parts?
Do you ever stop being a cunt?
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3 minutes ago, Chripper said:
Obviously not, as you just did it.
Scottish slang is awful at the best of times, but in text it just looks mentally challenged.
The cringe is strong in this cunt.Ā
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9 hours ago, Terry Munro said:
Hopefully Aberdeen win next week and we win the league in front of 49k huns instead
Can you win it infront of those horrible bastards? Iād Kevin Keegan love that. Horrible Hun Cu...... Oooops, Bluenose mods donāt allow that.Ā
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Just now, Chripper said:
"Herr"? Are you German? I mean, I suppose that would explain the god awful English...
If not then I think we're on two different pages. I bid you adieu.
Yes. A fat finger clearly displays my inability to type in fluent English.Ā
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2 minutes ago, Chripper said:
I literally had to read that six times... still have no idea what you're saying.
Thanks...?
Iām surrounded by cunts hereĀ that use āliterallyā in every fucking sentence. Cheers.Ā š«
āI was like literallyĀ and he was like literally and she was like literallyā.....Ā
Shut the feck up.Ā š¤¦āāļø
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Sky Sports. The English and Old-Firm tv channel. Thatāll suit the āScottish fitbaās pishā brigade. Guys like Dan Cakeāll love it.Ā
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8 hours ago, dan cake said:
Ron scores his 600th club goal and Lionel wins his 10th (and record) league title with Barca. Surely these guys stats will never be broken (in major leagues)
Of course it will be broken. Money dictates that.
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10 hours ago, Chripper said:
Well, having an opinion and not being liked is a lot better than not having an opinion and being the belle of the ball.
Ah. Not something that I have a problem with, I always have clever things to say.Ā
Really? It might belong to future you, the ones who travelled back in time to Visit 2019 Venice.
No. It's like a magic eye picture, humans can see it, but the trick is to focus and unfocus your eyes at the same time. It's difficult but not impossible.
Really? Nah. They're all afraid of me and my burgeoning intellect.
You must batter yer wanger intae a mirror mair than Phart does.Ā š
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11 hours ago, ErsatzThistle said:
What I'm sure you meant to say was...........
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Whilst Iām sure the Weeg has many redeeming qualities, being close to the Worldās greatest city is a weeĀ bitty far awaā.Ā š
Tamb - where did it all go wrong Part II?
in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
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Close your hole. My other login isnae even banned FFS. Stop taking things so seriously that you get upset at the major crime of someone having another login. š¤¦š»āāļø