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We fucked it up again ?

Good old days 😐

That round by Cameron Smith today was pure class.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun." Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet."

Billy Bremner.

Stuart Mcall always put in a good shift

Also McInnes knows the league and what should be needed.

I think Killie are better than at least a couple of other teams in the league and as mentioned if you get in a few more players, who knows!

The usual two suspects will fight it out, possibly followed by Hearts, Aberdeen, and Dundee United. Would not surprise me if Derek McIness gets Killie in the top 6

Has Chris Lwelumo been mentioned?

Agree with Gary Teale and I also reckon Charlie Mulgrew

Very sad news !

Teacher in a Glesga primary tells the kids that every Friday lunchtime she will give them a famous quote and whoever gets it right can go home early. First time she asks who said "an army marches on its stomach?" Jock's hand goes up but is ignored. Teacher asks kid at front who answers in a posh English voice"Napoleon Bonaparte miss." Correct Simon off you go. Jock is raging and swots up all week, come Friday he is primed. Teacher asks who said "we will fight them on the beaches?" Jock's arm is up like a shot but again she ignores him and asks another kid who says in a really posh English voice "Winston Churchill miss" Correct Tristan off you go. Jock's disgusted and says where did all these English c**ts come from. Teacher says"who said that?" Jock goes "William Wallace,see you Monday!" 🤣

Cheers!

Aberdeen away top for me so far

Where can u watch it please

Aberdeen sign right back Jayden Richardson from Nottingham Forest

Agree that he had a good record when playing for Scotland but sadly back in the pecking order for now unless he rediscovers some form but would be good to have more choices.

Declan could hardly get in a bad Aberdeen side and seems to have lost any kind of form he was in then.

Great result from ROI, we win 4-1 and England get pumped 4-0. What a difference a day makes.

Good finish by Armstrong. Good assist from Adams ? 😂

Pretty sure the Ukraine game was on sky. Premier sports may not be shown in alot of pubs as they already cover Sky and BT Sport. We will have to get used to premier sports as they have the right to Scotland's games now.

I agree the only player who comes close to being a winger is Ryan Fraser but cannot be relied upon on a consistent basis. Prior to that there was Oliver Burke who could leave defenders standing but had no end product. Would love a wide player with pace and the ability to take on defenders the way John Robertson, Wee Jinky and Pat Nevin did to name but a few. Does not seem to be any out there unfortunately.