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fringo

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  1. A guy goes to the doctor's for an examination. Before the examination, he asked the doctor if he had ever laughed at his patients' problems. The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' he said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?' 'It's swollen,' he replied.
  2. How do you make a bandstand ? Steal their chairs.
  3. IMO shades of favourable refereeing for the big team helped Real comeback. I only saw brief clips but think Almeria (and hence Girona ) have cause to feel hard done by.
  4. Interesting story Girona: How Catalonia club are punching above their weight to share lead of La Liga https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67948389
  5. I was offline over the weekend and come back so disappointed no-one posted this. What's the TAMB coming to ?
  6. Looks like TAMB1 and TAMB2 have leapt into action and deleting them.
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