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Talking about cheating see England have upped their game.

"And we also saw that Sir Mo Farah was given an injection of permitted fat burning drug L-carnitine by another doctor – Dr. Rob Chakraverty – who, like the Team Sky doctors, didn’t get around to writing down what he was prescribing to Britain’s best ever track athlete. (Dr Chakraverty is now the doctor in charge of overseeing the English football team.)"

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13 minutes ago, phart said:

Talking about cheating see England have upped their game.

"And we also saw that Sir Mo Farah was given an injection of permitted fat burning drug L-carnitine by another doctor – Dr. Rob Chakraverty – who, like the Team Sky doctors, didn’t get around to writing down what he was prescribing to Britain’s best ever track athlete. (Dr Chakraverty is now the doctor in charge of overseeing the English football team.)"

The Pep influence in English football is strong. :lol: 

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22 minutes ago, adamntg said:

Which is good,

What is not good is apparently we have Bilel Moshni training with us.  I've said it before, but how low can we go?

There are simply not enough laughing smileys available!!

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41 minutes ago, adamntg said:

What is not good is apparently we have Bilel Moshni training with us.  I've said it before, but how low can we go?

 

18 minutes ago, Fairbairn said:

There are simply not enough laughing smileys available!!

I want United promoted now, just so he has to come back to Fir Park!

:lol:

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Just now, adamntg said:

If the last couple of years have taught us anything, it's that things can always get worse.

To be fair there was actually a semi decent player at Championship level in there somewhere, he's just nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.  One thing he will give you is a bit of dig and fight (just ask Lee Erwin!) and he's always a threat in the opponents box.  If he can cut out the silly mistakes that make him a threat in his own box he might not do too badly.

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45 minutes ago, Fairbairn said:

To be fair there was actually a semi decent player at Championship level in there somewhere, he's just nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.  One thing he will give you is a bit of dig and fight (just ask Lee Erwin!) and he's always a threat in the opponents box.  If he can cut out the silly mistakes that make him a threat in his own box he might not do too badly.

And he's got experience of getting promoted from the Championship.

Haud on....

 

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1 hour ago, slasher said:

Tony Ralston off to Dundee united on an emergency loan. Looking like Brendan will favour a back three for the rest of the season with Lustig and Gamboa out of favour.

Hopefully he will play for the rest of the season and start for us next season. 

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On 3/8/2018 at 4:23 PM, phart said:

Talking about cheating see England have upped their game.

"And we also saw that Sir Mo Farah was given an injection of permitted fat burning drug L-carnitine by another doctor – Dr. Rob Chakraverty – who, like the Team Sky doctors, didn’t get around to writing down what he was prescribing to Britain’s best ever track athlete. (Dr Chakraverty is now the doctor in charge of overseeing the English football team.)"

 

lol

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5528967/England-stars-controversial-asthma-tests-ahead-World-Cup.html

England's footballers have been given potentially controversial asthma tests in preparation for this summer's World Cup.

Sportsmail can reveal that the FA contacted clubs at the end of last month informing them of a plan to offer Eucapnic Voluntary Hyperpnea tests to Gareth Southgate's squad at St George's Park this week.

But the move could leave the national team open to accusations that they have entered a grey area, even if such testing is fairly commonplace in elite sport.

 
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1 hour ago, phart said:

 

lol

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5528967/England-stars-controversial-asthma-tests-ahead-World-Cup.html

England's footballers have been given potentially controversial asthma tests in preparation for this summer's World Cup.

Sportsmail can reveal that the FA contacted clubs at the end of last month informing them of a plan to offer Eucapnic Voluntary Hyperpnea tests to Gareth Southgate's squad at St George's Park this week.

But the move could leave the national team open to accusations that they have entered a grey area, even if such testing is fairly commonplace in elite sport.

 

It really is hiding in plain sight.  The top end of the game is mostly populated by remarkable athletes with unremarkable talent.

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14 hours ago, phart said:

 

lol

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5528967/England-stars-controversial-asthma-tests-ahead-World-Cup.html

England's footballers have been given potentially controversial asthma tests in preparation for this summer's World Cup.

Sportsmail can reveal that the FA contacted clubs at the end of last month informing them of a plan to offer Eucapnic Voluntary Hyperpnea tests to Gareth Southgate's squad at St George's Park this week.

But the move could leave the national team open to accusations that they have entered a grey area, even if such testing is fairly commonplace in elite sport.

 

:lol: 

Brilliant.

Can i have £50 on Raheem Sterling to be found to be asthmatic? 

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On ‎09‎/‎03‎/‎2018 at 11:55 AM, sbcmfc said:

Would Moshni not have to serve a ban before he could play for United?

IIRC the 3 Motherwell players involved got 4 games each.

A Killie fan might know what happened with Erwin?

Think he served a ban during the league cup games? Not entirely sure.

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3 hours ago, Fairbairn said:

For Niko Krancjar see Carlton Cole. 

Hardly. As I recall the media were on the sceptical side over that signing. Wee Barry had Niko as the second coming, comparing his signing to us bringing in Moravcik. 

Anyway I think we can afford to make the odd dud signing. Skint tramps from Govan should be much more careful with their money. 😉

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