DoonTheSlope Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Why is everyone changing pictures to themselves as bairns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Couldnae tell you. I've left school and I don't have a fanny, so I don't do Facebook :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Why is everyone changing pictures to themselves as bairns? I wondered that too. For the record I've left school and don't have a fanny either but I am on FB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Mind control! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I wondered that too. For the record I've left school and don't have a fanny either but I am on FB. There's got to be an exception to prove the rule Fringo! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 There's got to be an exception to prove the rule Fringo! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelieve!!! Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Apparently it's "It's WAYBACK WEEK! Everyone change your profile pic to a throw back picture of yourself when you were young!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 FFS - you're better off with a subscription to Woman's Own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 This kind of shit is one of the main reasons I hate Facebook. I have had an account for years but have only used it a couple of dozen times, all the mind numbing nonsense that is on it does my head in. One of the best type of posts is when you get some twat "signing in" at the local A & E and just leaving it to see how many "OMG, are you OK?" comments they get. Absolute attention junkies.................Just off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 20, 2016 Author Share Posted January 20, 2016 This kind of shit is one of the main reasons I hate Facebook. I have had an account for years but have only used it a couple of dozen times, all the mind numbing nonsense that is on it does my head in. One of the best type of posts is when you get some twat "signing in" at the local A & E and just leaving it to see how many "OMG, are you OK?" comments they get. Absolute attention junkies.................Just ###### off. I'll pm you hun xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I'll pm you hun xx Gorgeous pics. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossy Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Left Facebook months ago. It's Satan's gift to the socially inadequate, utter qkunts, and people with cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 20, 2016 Author Share Posted January 20, 2016 Gorgeous pics. x Awww thanks chick. Cocktails on Friday?? xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I'll pm you hun xx No point, I'm on my way to A & E. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossy Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 This kind of shit is one of the main reasons I hate Facebook. I have had an account for years but have only used it a couple of dozen times, all the mind numbing nonsense that is on it does my head in. One of the best type of posts is when you get some twat "signing in" at the local A & E and just leaving it to see how many "OMG, are you OK?" comments they get. Absolute attention junkies.................Just ###### off. My personal favourite is people who post that their cat/plant/mum has died.......then they get 100 'likes'. It's ####in bizarre. If you're still on this nonsense, get off it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Awww thanks chick. Cocktails on Friday?? xx Sorry, busy making up shit about my life Friday, Pic of my coffee and cup cake on it's way. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 My Facebook history.... Hear about a thing called Facebook. Create account to see what it's all about. Think " that shit" Never go back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 My Facebook history.... Hear about a thing called Facebook. Create account to see what it's all about. Think "###### that shit" Never go back ^ *Like* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) ^ *Like* If you like and share it, mark Zucharberg will give you a BJ.If you don't babies will die. Edited January 20, 2016 by sbcmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 If you like and share it, mark Zucharberg will give you a BJ. If you don't babies will die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoodster Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Never post on it but use it to keep up with some fitba pals, here is facebook in a nutshell in case you are one of the lucky ones who have never used it: -Video of a dog -Video of a dog and a cat -Video of a dog and another animal usually vermin of some kind but no one gets eaten -Video of a cat but with a subtext so that the cat seems to have human motives or is cleverer than a dog -A mum or dad, usually a mum, telling everyone her kid is at that exact moment in hospital and very distressed, to harvest attention for the parent -Stories about foreigners disguising themselves as wallpaper to hide in bedrooms and rape your female relatives, your daughter could be next unless you artex your walls and/or start voting UKIP. -Tales that make mothers feel better about their grown up children who have left home never bothering to phoning them anymore. -As already mentioned above: Someone has died and you have to click the 'like' button, this might be its most twisted feature. -Stories that end 'I bet I don't get any likes' and start with a 3 legged albino separated conjoined twin with the remnants of the dead twins teeth growing out of their head hugging a chocolate labrador puppy in a hospital cancer ward full of dying grannies All served up for the purpose of harvesting users personal data to sell to gullable advertisers. Edited January 20, 2016 by hoodster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I was gonna post a picture of Gary Coleman as my child profile picture,but couldn't be arsed with the hassle it would undoubtedly bring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 My personal favourite is people who post that their cat/plant/mum has died.......then they get 100 'likes'. It's ####in bizarre. If you're still on this nonsense, get off it now. I want a cat/plant/mum I mainly use it to keep up with my friends across the world and some family. Also for arranging shit like holidays and Scotland trips. It is full of jobby 99% of the time though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 Never post on it but use it to keep up with some fitba pals, here is facebook in a nutshell in case you are one of the lucky ones who have never used it: -Video of a dog -Video of a dog and a cat -Video of a dog and another animal usually vermin of some kind but no one gets eaten -Video of a cat but with a subtext so that the cat seems to have human motives or is cleverer than a dog -A mum or dad, usually a mum, telling everyone her kid is at that exact moment in hospital and very distressed, to harvest attention for the parent -Stories about foreigners disguising themselves as wallpaper to hide in bedrooms and rape your female relatives, your daughter could be next unless you artex your walls and/or start voting UKIP. -Tales that make mothers feel better about their grown up children who have left home never bothering to phoning them anymore. -As already mentioned above: Someone has died and you have to click the 'like' button, this might be its most twisted feature. -Stories that end 'I bet I don't get any likes' and start with a 3 legged albino separated conjoined twin with the remnants of the dead twins teeth growing out of their head hugging a chocolate labrador puppy in a hospital cancer ward full of dying grannies All served up for the purpose of harvesting users personal data to sell to gullable advertisers. Let's not forget to add the left wing scum to your wee list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 My Facebook history.... Hear about a thing called Facebook. Create account to see what it's all about. Think "###### that shit" Never go back My Facebook history. Hear about a thing called Facebook. Think "that sounds ###### shit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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