DaveyDenoon Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 10/04/2018 at 8:45 PM, fringo said: What his interpretation of that ? A fat cigar, smoking, grumpy, alcoholic, muderous, racist insomniac ? FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 One from the Jags site today that rips my knitting: 'The team now face the equivalent of five cup finals'. Utter lazy horseshit and blatantly untrue - we face a fight for safety that is dependent on us picking up sufficient points to overcome at least two teams currently above us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 "fight for safety" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 “It was in the sun, it must be true” ”sorry for the link being (insert newspaper)” “The scum/Daily Retard is a rag of a paper” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 With the World Cup approaching I'm sure we'll be treated to many contributions to this thread from the various punditry teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 7:24 PM, Orraloon said: "fight for safety" Usuallly this gets an airing at the ‘ business end of the season ‘ Arseholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 'When Harry met Megan'. My tv ain't going on tomorrow until the cup final starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 “Harry’s dad isn’t going to be there either” It was funny the first couple of times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 “We’ve got a guid bunch o’ boys” - Usually trotted out by managers during interviews ”Family final” ”very much so” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Twice today I’ve seen this one - “I don’t mind if I do” as in “ cheeky glass of wine (separate cunty phrase) I don’t mind if I do” Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 “Cheeky” anything is unacceptable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 ‘Well appointed’ . On my flight back from holiday I was reading the airline magazine, there was a piece written by a holidaymaker who had rented a villa from the airline company on a package deal. They were describing the villa , ‘ nice terrace , plenty of space blah blah blah, then ‘ the villa also had 2 well appointed bathrooms’ . Wtf??? Who actually talks like that , never mind somewhere they have just stayed on holiday? I thought it was a phrase invented , and used only by, estate agents . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 On 5/26/2018 at 2:47 PM, macy37 said: Twice today I’ve seen this one - “I don’t mind if I do” as in “ cheeky glass of wine (separate cunty phrase) I don’t mind if I do” Cunts. These same dingbats also caption a tedious photo of a drink with ‘ and so it begins ‘ Please fucking die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Adding ‘Artisanal’ to cheese, bread etc then jacking the price up a few quid. Robbing bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Have we had "from the get go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 (edited) On 10 June 2018 at 3:06 PM, Jim Beem said: Adding ‘Artisanal’ to cheese, bread etc then jacking the price up a few quid. Robbing bastards and what about "heritage" as in "heritage sausages"- probably means "ünhealthy, wouldn't now be allowed to be introduced now, probably tastes rank, but it's traditional, so..." charge normal prices for something inferior Edited June 22, 2018 by exile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/9/2018 at 7:38 PM, TDYER63 said: ‘Well appointed’ . On my flight back from holiday I was reading the airline magazine, there was a piece written by a holidaymaker who had rented a villa from the airline company on a package deal. They were describing the villa , ‘ nice terrace , plenty of space blah blah blah, then ‘ the villa also had 2 well appointed bathrooms’ . Wtf??? Who actually talks like that , never mind somewhere they have just stayed on holiday? I thought it was a phrase invented , and used only by, estate agents . ‘ Well appointed semi ‘ is worse though surely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Cunts that use the word ‘essentially’ after everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 10 hours ago, Ormond said: Cunts that use the word ‘essentially’ after everything. ‘Basically’ is another one thrown about in a totally cavalier and unescceasry fashion. Cunts indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 People that throw around "cunts" as if it's just a normal word... it's not, it's the strongest of the strong and shouldnt be used for mere mid-range cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Jim Beem said: ‘Basically’ is another one thrown about in a totally cavalier and unescceasry fashion. Cunts indeed. We used to have a rejoinder to that "basically, i'm quite basic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 although rejoinder is probably a wanky phrase/word too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, ger intae them said: People that throw around "cunts" as if it's just a normal word... it's not, it's the strongest of the strong and shouldnt be used for mere mid-range cunts. If someone acts like a cunt then cunts they’ll be called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, phart said: although rejoinder is probably a wanky phrase/word too. That's basically correct I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 battle rhythm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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