tartan davie Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 are they going to have porta loos on the way to the ground to stop fans getting nicked for having a quick wizz after a few beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Would be a good idea. I'm sure Belmont Street in Aberdeen has a portable urinal thing? Or it did last time I was there, I think / hope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Like the pop up wans you get at the weekends in Amsterdam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Maybe have hired hands to wipe our arses as well (pun intended) ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Maybe have hired hands to wipe our arses as well (pun intended) ?you cannae be jobbying in the street hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 you cannae be jobbying in the street hahaha Especially in a kilt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Especially in a kilt ! It's no half sair pulling a kilt of your arse especially when it's stuck to it wi dried up shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 It's no half sair pulling a kilt of your arse especially when it's stuck to it wi dried up shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 It's no half sair pulling a kilt of your arse especially when it's stuck to it wi dried up shitealways huv a kettle handy and jist steam it aff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I normally just pee oot the bottom of my trooser leg, naebody notices if you stand over a street drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveyDenoon Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Managed a shite easy enough in club stodola in Warsaw. Twice. There's a knack to it. Once you've got the knack, it's easy to have a kak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Just pish all down the middle of the street, gardens, closes, the lot. Why not? If it's good enough for female music fans why can't it be good enough for the rest of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Me and a pal got done for pishin in a close about how 35 years ago ,Scotland England game at Hampden, pleaded guilty by post, I got £25 fine, and my pal got £20 fine, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Me and a pal got done for pishin in a close about how 35 years ago ,Scotland England game at Hampden, pleaded guilty by post, I got £25 fine, and my pal got £20 fine, Did you get threatened with a charge of indecent exposure? Never mind pishin in the street, my mate damn near shat himself when the polis said that to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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