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Two pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.

The old man says, "I can't stay down here any longer, it stinks"!

The old lady replies, "It's my arthritis".

The old man says, "Arthritis, in your vagina"

"No", says the lady, "It's in my shoulder. I can't wipe my erse"!

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On 28/08/2015 at 1:38 AM, Tup "O" The North said:

Two pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.

The old man says, "I can't stay down here any longer, it stinks"!

The old lady replies, "It's my arthritis".

The old man says, "Arthritis, in your vagina"

"No", says the lady, "It's in my shoulder. I can't wipe my erse"!

:lol: 

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10 hours ago, kizzy said:

since its nearly Friday:

My grandad said "it's going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak"

I said "tell me something I don't know..."

Grandad replied "Your nana's arse can take my whole fist".

:lol: 

boak ! 

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I was walking down our road the other day and this bloke comes past, carrying a girl on his back.
I said "what you doing?" He said "fancy dress party - I'm going as a snail"
I said "what's she doing on your back?"

He said: "this is MICHELLE"

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Quasimodo was walking around the grounds of Notre Dame one day when he spotted Esmerelda with a huge cooking bowl in her arms. "Are you going to bake me a cake?" asked Quasimodo.
"No," replied Esmerelda. "I'm away to iron your shirt!"

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