derekfaejapan Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Vicky Fowler who stood for Labour in Nuneaton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTA Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 What age is she ? 6 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 What age is she ? 6 ? She's an age discrimination campaigner, she'll be on to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffer Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 She's 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 What age is she ? 6 ? 22. I researched her last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekfaejapan Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 22. I researched her last night. Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffer Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Hannah Bardell is quite cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolhibby Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) My new Tory MP is decent on the eye. https://www.conservatives.com/~/media/Images/Site%20Redesign/Profile%20Pictures/MICHELLE_DONOLAN_CHIPPENHAM.ashx J Edited May 8, 2015 by Bristolhibby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintlyscot Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Vicky Fowler who stood for Labour in Nuneaton Agreed. Seen her last night on stage at her count legs slightly apart and thought she looked like she was gagging for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Eilidh Whiteford has a "Mrs Robinson" thing about her. Bridget Phillipson (Labour/Houghton & Sunderland South MP) is a pretty, "girl next door" type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekfaejapan Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 Agreed. Seen her last night on stage at her count legs slightly apart and thought she looked like she was gagging for it. Aye, she definitely takes her vitamins ( . )( . ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I’d love to saddle up Jim Murphy and ride him around every village or town he spouted shite in throughout the last eighteen months. I’d take his crate, and if he refused, would skelp his @rse with a ginger bottle until he mounted his customary platform. From there I would have him either proffer apologies for being the Uncle Bulgaria of Cock Wombles in scaring pensioners or shout useful public service messages such as ‘Fast n Furious 7 next showing at Vue in half an hour/ the 73 to Arbroath is delayed ten minutes/ Sandra’s just taken a batch of Steak Bakes out the oven at Greggs two doors down/etc’. Once I’d broke him in I’d hand him over to Alex so he could triumphantly gallop him into the chambers of the Commons, much like Mongo riding the bull in on Blazing Saddles, but with a ‘No Thanks’ sign protruding from his rectum acting as a tail and the options branded on his arse being Mibbies Aye Mibbies Naw. Dismounting, Salmond could chuck his comedy large pink sombrero for one of the other Sexy 56 to catch whilst simultaneously kicking a ball of Murphy’s freshly curled sh!t in to the front row of Labour MP’s whose careers, and generally sole motivation, now resemble the bleak grey Northern English industrial conurbations they’ve failed for decades. From there he could look Cameron square in the eye with an expression of ‘Miss me bitch - I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I’m going to bring up the noncing enquiry when you least need it’ before he leads the Sexy 56 chorus line spontaneously in to song: ‘P.A.E.D.O; P it was Parliamentary; A it was Archbishops; E it was Entertainers; Dukes and Royals; Oh oh oh P you’re preventing; A you’re avoiding; E you’re evading; D you’re in denial; Oh oh oh P.A.E.D.O.’ I realise it’s a pipedream but so was winning East Renfrewshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I’d love to saddle up Jim Murphy and ride him around every village or town he spouted shite in throughout the last eighteen months. I’d take his crate, and if he refused, would skelp his @rse with a ginger bottle until he mounted his customary platform. From there I would have him either proffer apologies for being the Uncle Bulgaria of Cock Wombles in scaring pensioners or shout useful public service messages such as ‘Fast n Furious 7 next showing at Vue in half an hour/ the 73 to Arbroath is delayed ten minutes/ Sandra’s just taken a batch of Steak Bakes out the oven at Greggs two doors down/etc’. Once I’d broke him in I’d hand him over to Alex so he could triumphantly gallop him into the chambers of the Commons, much like Mongo riding the bull in on Blazing Saddles, but with a ‘No Thanks’ sign protruding from his rectum acting as a tail and the options branded on his arse being Mibbies Aye Mibbies Naw. Dismounting, Salmond could chuck his comedy large pink sombrero for one of the other Sexy 56 to catch whilst simultaneously kicking a ball of Murphy’s freshly curled sh!t in to the front row of Labour MP’s whose careers, and generally sole motivation, now resemble the bleak grey Northern English industrial conurbations they’ve failed for decades. From there he could look Cameron square in the eye with an expression of ‘Miss me bitch - I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I’m going to bring up the noncing enquiry when you least need it’ before he leads the Sexy 56 chorus line spontaneously in to song: ‘P.A.E.D.O; P it was Parliamentary; A it was Archbishops; E it was Entertainers; Dukes and Royals; Oh oh oh P you’re preventing; A you’re avoiding; E you’re evading; D you’re in denial; Oh oh oh P.A.E.D.O.’ I realise it’s a pipedream but so was winning East Renfrewshire. Calm down Mhairi, I thought you'd been told about inappropriate Internet posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertsscot Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 My new Tory MP is decent on the eye.https://www.conservatives.com/~/media/Images/Site%20Redesign/Profile%20Pictures/MICHELLE_DONOLAN_CHIPPENHAM.ashx J Opticians appointment may be overdue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Elvis Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-j6e6f8cDWgA/UI1iqY9YykI/AAAAAAAAAlc/EGcbyu9LfLg/s1600/Jackie-Baillie.jpg Not strictly within the rules but definitely a politician we'd all love to ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 There's something about Leanne Wood just screams durrrrrrrty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 FFS ! The rules, the fkin rules ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Elvis Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 FFS ! The rules, the fkin rules ! Sorry... Couldn't post a picture as don't know how to on iPad... Did put a link to the picture up though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Google'll be full of them Id imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Up the dunger............ Dry............. With my fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auchinyell Sox Change Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Glenda Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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