ScottieBigDog Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 (edited) Have you ever known true terror? Well, I will tell you this my friends, I have lived it only last night, and luckily I have survived to tell you the bone chilling tale.. Imagine if you will that you're laying in bed reading your Kindle, and your poor tired eyes have had enough of 'See Spot Run' for the night. So you set it aside, turn off your lamp and settle down to snooze. Just as you are seconds from dozing off into the welcoming pitch black darkness of sleep, a voice mere centimetres from your ear whispers menacingly, "Instead of a Dark Lord you shall have a queen, more beautiful and terrible than the DAWN!!" Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm not afraid to say I near shat the bed, as my body levitated three feet off the mattress in horror. So yeah, near midnight is not really the best time for your Lord of the Rings obsessed partner to be quoting lines from the movie, in the pitch dark and using what sounds like a menacing yet somewhat posh English voice. Edited December 29, 2014 by ScottieBigDog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Have you ever known true terror? Well, I will tell you this my friends, I have lived it only last night, and luckily I have survived to tell you the bone chilling tale.. Imagine if you will that you're laying in bed reading your Kindle, and your poor tired eyes have had enough of 'See Spot Run' for the night. So you set it aside, turn off your lamp and settle down to snooze. Just as you are seconds from dozing off into the welcoming pitch black darkness of sleep, a voice mere centimetres from your ear whispers menacingly, "Instead of a Dark Lord you shall have a queen, more beautiful and terrible than the DAWN!!" Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm not afraid to say I near shat the bed, as my body levitated three feet off the mattress in horror. So yeah, near midnight is not really the best time for your Lord of the Rings obsessed partner to be quoting lines from the movie, in the pitch dark and using what sounds like a menacing yet somewhat posh English voice. Galadriel can do that to you. Send her back to the grey havens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I've think we have gone through con men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottieBigDog Posted December 29, 2014 Author Share Posted December 29, 2014 Gone through con men? You've lost me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Scottie Big Dog? That's a blast from the past. Was this worse than the zip incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Scottie Big Dog? That's a blast from the past. Was this worse than the zip incident? Classic TAMB tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottieBigDog Posted December 29, 2014 Author Share Posted December 29, 2014 Nothing is worse than the zipper tale.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I nearly died on the way to Dortmund the day Scotland played Germany in September. My German friend was driving the two of us from Darmstadt to Dortmund and I was eating some food. Some of this got stuck in my throat and I couldn't breathe. We were doing about 200km/h on the Autobahn and I signaled to him to help me. He tried to get the car over to the emergency lane but it took some time. I panicked and nearly opened the door to get out while we were still moving over. When we got to the emergency lane it was a few more seconds of real panic until I managed to clear the food. I've never been so terrified in my puff. I felt like shit and did so until I saw Kumnio hanging out a train window, looking like death warmed up, on the way into Dortmund Hbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny's Yard Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 (edited) . Edited December 29, 2014 by Denny's Yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 . Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 . Good point. Well made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Ahhh Scottie is always gives us a laugh Much missed entertainment Glad you are still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Was this worse than the zip incident? Or the time those ne'er-do-wells gave you that 'Capt. Kirk' mars bar on your chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Or the time those ne'er-do-wells gave you that 'Capt. Kirk' mars bar on your chest? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I felt like shit and did so until I saw Kumnio hanging out a train window, looking like death warmed up, on the way into Dortmund Hbf.Yeah thanks for that, I hadn't felt that bad for years, still quite a surreal moment, and one that I could have processed slightly better had my body and brain been working as normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 ??? When coming home (Tillydrone?) from a shift Scottie was identified as a doorman by some hang-a-bouts that decided to go for him. He wrote a really good piece on the incident and posted a pic of a close shave where a knife had (thankfully barely) come in contact with his chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy North Croy Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Aye, blah, blah, blah.......what happened to Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 When coming home (Tillydrone?) from a shift Scottie was identified as a doorman by some hang-a-bouts that decided to go for him. He wrote a really good piece on the incident and posted a pic of a close shave where a knife had (thankfully barely) come in contact with his chest. Ah, right. I thought you were referring to me and it had me confused! So, that's the rinkydink and him posting again of late. Who is next? Daviethecat? thingonaspring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Aye, blah, blah, blah.......what happened to Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Ah, right. I thought you were referring to me and it had me confused! So, that's the rinkydink and him posting again of late. Who is next? Daviethecat? thingonaspring? I often accidentally referred to him/her as "thingonastring" What about Big Dave J, Stan Drews, MCN, Mazzy, Reekie etc, etc ? So many missing sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottieBigDog Posted January 3, 2015 Author Share Posted January 3, 2015 It's good to be back, I've missed this place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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