TDYER63 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, dandydunn said: I discovered this morning that the v in your cvnts isn’t necessary anymore. Cunts Cunts Cunts See Aye, I noticed that when DTS had a tourettes spree and the board didnae blow up. However , being the lady I am, I cant quite bring myself to type that actual word ..........😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 On 02/12/2017 at 11:53 AM, Mark frae Crieff said: i feel your pain... I have an add blocker now pain gone... It was that or a new screen... I give in. What add blocker did you get? This ‘last pass’ advert has almost sent me over the edge. I am about to fookin murder someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 6 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I give in. What add blocker did you get? This ‘last pass’ advert has almost sent me over the edge. I am about to fookin murder someone. https://getadblock.com/ I have it on Google Chrome works magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, Mark frae Crieff said: https://getadblock.com/ I have it on Google Chrome works magic 👍 I almost bought I fookin shed from Guntree by mistake when my phone had an epileptic fit on the train earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: 👍 I almost bought I fookin shed from Guntree by mistake when my phone had an epileptic fit on the train earlier. I'm still trying to negotiate my way out of the purchase for a Russian bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 On 20/12/2017 at 10:04 PM, fringo said: I'm still trying to negotiate my way out of the purchase for a Russian bride. Part exchange her for a Thai 1 as i believe they are buy 1 get 1 free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Wee lass when asked about favourite princess: August- Belle September - Belle October - Belle November - Belle December - Belle Santa goes heavy on Beauty and the Beast smugly finishing wrapping AM 23rd December 23rd December (PM) - wee lass pipes up 'I love Princess Jasmine the best' Me to Mrs Claus - 'why don't we do your culture this year, put all the presents back and just buy her a £5 dress some random time between February and April to do with moons then eat chicken for a week to celebrate year of the fire dog - I'll even ferment the rice' Mrs Claus offers a look that says if I want to pump her in that really slutty Christmas ensemble I've bought my arse is going ToysRus again!!! These bastards must be seriously mismanaged to be skint given the wedge I've spunked in there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Anyone who calls it the Camp Nou is quite frankly an end bell as far as I'm concerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 1 hour ago, DoonTheSlope said: Anyone who calls it the Camp Nou is quite frankly an end bell as far as I'm concerned Agreed. When United pumped them over there, twice, both times were in the Nou Camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Folk that put a k instead of a 0 in the date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 On 26/12/2017 at 12:58 AM, bonzo said: Folk that put a k instead of a 0 in the date if Ive heard that once Ive heard that 1k times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Folk who don't retweet or share posts but actually copy word for word your status. It's even more of a pisser when they get more likes than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Folk who don't retweet or share posts but actually copy word for word your status. It's even more of a pisser when they get more likes than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 20 hours ago, ThistleWhistle said: Folk who don't retweet or share posts but actually copy word for word your status. It's even more of a pisser when they get more likes than you 😂😂😂 cunny funt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 When your trying to watch your programs with part timers and somebody keeps talking rampant shite all the way through it "what's she been in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 15 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: When your trying to watch your programs with part timers and somebody keeps talking rampant shite all the way through it "what's she been in" ‘Your programs ‘ ? 😂😂 My mum is the only other person I know who uses that phrase and she is 76. She constantly spoils every storyline in Corrie, the only soap I watch, as she reads all those Tv mags that reveal the plot months in advance. She also has the TV on at full volume, PLUS the subtitles on. Hardly worth the bother when she knows what is gonna happen next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: ‘Your programs ‘ ? 😂😂 My mum is the only other person I know who uses that phrase and she is 76. DTS is quality for the auld terms. A few weeks ago he was on about ‘getting the messages’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ormond said: DTS is quality for the auld terms. A few weeks ago he was on about ‘getting the messages’ STV2 must be one of his ‘programs’. 🙂 I think a more appropriate name abbreviation would be DT’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Talking about auld terms is it just an Edinburgh thing that when you're away to get the messages if you go to Asda you'll say "I'm away to Asda for the messages" or "I'm away to safeways for the messages and so forth for Sainsbury's, Tescos etc etc But when you're going to Scotmid you'll say "I'm away to the store for the messages" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: STV2 must be one of his ‘programs’. 🙂 I think a more appropriate name abbreviation would be DT’s. I preferred Grampian if truth be telt. It was handy if I was 15-20 minutes late in from the school and I missed the start of Home and Away I'd just put it on Grampian and it was business a short usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Talking about auld terms is it just an Edinburgh thing that when you're away to get the messages if you go to Asda you'll say "I'm away to Asda for the messages" or "I'm away to safeways for the messages and so forth for Sainsbury's, Tescos etc etc But when you're going to Scotmid you'll say "I'm away to the store for the messages" 😂, I dont know we dont have any Scotmids, it has only recently become respectable to mention Aldi or Lidl. Mr Tdyer says he is off to the rip off bastards when I send him to the Co-op for rolls at the weekend. When I go to visit my mum she sends me to the ‘convenience store’ ( she doesnt call it that...) across the road. She rips a tiny wee bit of paper off the corner of an old newspaper and writes her messages on that. The writing gets smaller and smaller as she runs out of space. Its always the same messages, The Sun, The Paisley Express, 20 fags, a bottle of wine and ‘something for a cup of tea’ . She then wraps the money up in the message list like I am 5 yrs old and gonna spend it all on the penny tray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Ormond said: DTS is quality for the auld terms. A few weeks ago he was on about ‘getting the messages’ Most folk that I know still talk about "going for the messages" and most of them are "hardly any age at all" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Most folk that I know still talk about "going for the messages" and most of them are "hardly any age at all" Only folk who are truly auld, class others at no age at all. Edited December 30, 2017 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 😂, I dont know we dont have any Scotmids, it has only recently become respectable to mention Aldi or Lidl. Mr Tdyer says he is off to the rip off bastards when I send him to the Co-op for rolls at the weekend. When I go to visit my mum she sends me to the ‘convenience store’ ( she doesnt call it that...) across the road. She rips a tiny wee bit of paper off the corner of an old newspaper and writes her messages on that. The writing gets smaller and smaller as she runs out of space. Its always the same messages, The Sun, The Paisley Express, 20 fags, a bottle of wine and ‘something for a cup of tea’ . She then wraps the money up in the message list like I am 5 yrs old and gonna spend it all on the penny tray. We actually have a real life Kwik-E-Mart(it’s real name) beside us and the guy behind the counter looks exactly like Apu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ormond said: We actually have a real life Kwik-E-Mart(it’s real name) beside us and the guy behind the counter looks exactly like Apu. Is that where you go to get your vittles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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