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I have been working on a little song for those who are interested in the World Cup exploits of our northern neighbours.

Iceland is a Nice Land

Iceland is a nice land

A rough land and a tough land,

We hope they'll beat,

The ...

(I need your help to finish that verse. Something that fits the rhythm and will not offend childish people of all ages.)

Iceland is a nice land,

A clean land and a green land.

Happy people with real jobs,

And banksters in the jail.

Image result for iceland world cup 2018 team image

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My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven).

Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016.

This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!!

😴

I mean WTF?

 

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38 minutes ago, Barney Rubble said:

My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven).

Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016.

This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!!

😴

I mean WTF?

 

Sounds like she’s itching for some of Barneys Rubble again.....

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1 hour ago, Barney Rubble said:

My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven).

Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016.

This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!!

😴

I mean WTF?

 

Your know the rules... Photos please.

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1 hour ago, Barney Rubble said:

My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven).

Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016.

This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!!

😴

I mean WTF?

 

She obviously wants you to mak her bedrock again.

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13 hours ago, Barney Rubble said:

My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven).

Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016.

This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!!

😴

I mean WTF?

 

Did she leave you for Fred? 

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16 hours ago, noyntine 6-6-6 said:

I have been working on a little song for those who are interested in the World Cup exploits of our northern neighbours.

Iceland is a Nice Land

Iceland is a nice land

A rough land and a tough land,

We hope they'll beat,

The ...

(I need your help to finish that verse. Something that fits the rhythm and will not offend childish people of all ages.)

Iceland is a nice land,

A clean land and a green land.

Happy people with real jobs,

And banksters in the jail.

Image result for iceland world cup 2018 team image

Could be wrong but this thread has all the hallmarks of Bonny 78 utter shite 

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16 hours ago, noyntine 6-6-6 said:

I have been working on a little song for those who are interested in the World Cup exploits of our northern neighbours.

Iceland is a Nice Land

Iceland is a nice land

A rough land and a tough land,

We hope they'll beat,

The ...

(I need your help to finish that verse. Something that fits the rhythm and will not offend childish people of all ages.)

Iceland is a nice land,

A clean land and a green land.

Happy people with real jobs,

And banksters in the jail.

Image result for iceland world cup 2018 team image

And during the Coupe De Monde

There was the chance for two hearts to bond

A lassie whose marriage was in trouble

Fancied getting re-pumped by Barney Rubble

He thought it was all a farce 

Until his balls were thunder-clapping off her arse

Oh Iceland is a nice land

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3 hours ago, ThistleWhistle said:

And during the Coupe De Monde

There was the chance for two hearts to bond

A lassie whose marriage was in trouble

Fancied getting re-pumped by Barney Rubble

He thought it was all a farce 

Until his balls were thunder-clapping off her arse

Oh Iceland is a nice land

:lol: :lol:

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5 hours ago, noyntine 6-6-6 said:

Image result for Iceland v England 2014

Kolbeinn, Kolbeinn Sigthorsson,

He put the English,

Oot! oot! oot!              [Icelandic=Ut! ut! ut!]

Big Ro.... sorry, Bonny78 or is it Rolling Hills? 🤔

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