Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 When i was a boy action man was a macho toy (for a doll). Money supermarket advert has taken that memory from me. Ah well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) Being sent down to the shops or get sent a different route home from Easter Road on a Saturday night to get a Pink. I’d be allowed to get a blackman (it was the early 90s) fizzy cola bottles and a bottle of Limeade with the change. I’d get back in time to watch the Generation Game/Big Break, Challenge Annika, Noel’s House Party and Casualty (for some reason I used to love Ash, he was one cool motherfucker like) Id behave so I could go to my football on a Sunday morning and I thought I was brilliant. Sunday nights would consist of Jeremy Beadle and London’s Burning Through the week I’d be out the back green and playing long bangers, tap door run and sting If there was enough of us we’d play nutmeg and bulldogs and leather seven shades of shite out of some poor cunt The best days of your life were at the school Edited April 2, 2018 by DoonTheSlope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: When i was a boy action man was a macho toy (for a doll). Money supermarket advert has taken that memory from me. Ah well. Be honest, no matter how many you had you’d always still look to see if he had a cock every time you got a new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Be honest, no matter how many you had you’d always still look to see if he had a cock every time you got a new one Denying or admitting nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Just now, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Denying or admitting nothing. Keep your powder dry, it’s the best way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Keep your powder dry, it’s the best way Will admit to having a sneaky peak at my mothers catalogue bra section. How innocent that sounds nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DoonTheSlope Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 48 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Will admit to having a sneaky peak at my mothers catalogue bra section. How innocent that sounds nowadays. Woman’s Own and the Matalan catalogue for me. At that age though if you seen a wifeys bra strap on the bus it would keep you going for weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich NATA Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 As a 7 or 8 year old, I had the good fortune to walk in on my pals Mum having a pee......... I can still see the big black hairy triangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, Rich NATA said: As a 7 or 8 year old, I had the good fortune to walk in on my pals Mum having a pee......... I can still see the big black hairy triangle. That’s another thing from my youth, watching the old Tinto Brass pictures on channel4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted April 2, 2018 Author Share Posted April 2, 2018 Another childhood memory, finding a porno mag stashed in a hedge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 51 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Another childhood memory, finding a porno mag stashed in a hedge. Hahaha scud books getting past among your pals at school, by the time you got it you needed a kettle to steam the pages open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Kerby, Relevers, Balls, Beds, chinese ropes, chap door runaway, the rag man , organising ‘shows’ in rhe back garden for the neighbours and my gran making our outfits form crepe paper, starting a ‘club’ in the coal cellar and nearly burning the block down with candles stolen fom the local chapel. 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Another childhood memory, finding a porno mag stashed in a hedge. Another thing the Internet has ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, aaid said: Another thing the Internet has ruined Tim Berners-Lee has a lot to answer for including covert, outdoor, teenage w*ankers being deprived of their favourite hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 Your first winch or snog (depends were you come from). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 17 hours ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: Your first winch or snog (depends were you come from). I mind my first touch of a clunge. It was in a hoose in Woodburn beside Dalkeith. I think I was 12-13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Used to love sneaking into building sites for the aforementioned scud mags and glass cheques to get sweeties.Mind we got about 30 odd bottles one time between 5 of us. 10 pence i think you got then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 2 hours ago, phart said: Used to love sneaking into building sites for the aforementioned scud mags and glass cheques to get sweeties.Mind we got about 30 odd bottles one time between 5 of us. 10 pence i think you got then. I always had you down as way too wholesome a chap to be battering off at scud mags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, Ormond said: I always had you down as way too wholesome a chap to be battering off at scud mags. The fact you've got a mental list of folk you think will or won't be "battering off at scud mags" is the story here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 17 minutes ago, phart said: The fact you've got a mental list of folk you think will or won't be "battering off at scud mags" is the story here I have a mental list of who’s into bampottery and you were never on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 3 hours ago, phart said: Used to love sneaking into building sites for the aforementioned scud mags and glass cheques to get sweeties.Mind we got about 30 odd bottles one time between 5 of us. 10 pence i think you got then. Snap (well, on the glass bottles bit). I mind jumping in a rubbish chute on a 3rd floor scaffold and down into the skip at the bottom (filled pretty much solely with loft insulation off cuts and packaging - i checked first...). My mate was too much of a shitebag to follow suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Ormond said: I mind my first touch of a clunge. It was in a hoose in Woodburn beside Dalkeith. I think I was 12-13. Thought i was a right shagger when i got a feel of a pap from outside the jumper for the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 the scud book demise is one reason you see so many fat kids these days. Every chance we got as kids we were away a walk or a bike ride for miles to find an abandoned quarry, disused factory or empty building. The holy grail on these trips was finding a 2nd hand scud book. Some of our trips were like Stand By Me the movie. These days kids and their phones can have an hd quality butchers shop window pose in 2 clicks whereas the best we could get was a ripped page of a readers wife with a big hairy minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Sneaking downstairs to turn sky onto Bravo every Sunday night for their “Sex on Sunday” film. Usually some awful 70’s effort. Then sneaking back upstairs to watch it on the TV in the room oh to be 28 again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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