phart Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Ormond said: We have just become Phart-ised as a nation. We? You're 3500 miles away, Duke. 10 folk dead as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, phart said: We? You're 3500 miles away, Duke. 10 folk dead as well. You think because I’ve been here 4 years instead of my 33 before that in Scotland I will stop saying we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Ormond said: You think because I’ve been here 4 years instead of my 33 before that in Scotland I will stop saying we? Doesn't matter what you say mate, you're 3500 miles away nobody can hear you over here. Edited March 2, 2018 by phart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, phart said: Doesn't matter what you say mate, you're 3500 miles away nobody can hear you over here. You make it seem like I can only find out what’s going on at home by carrier pigeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Ormond said: You make it seem like I can only find out what’s going on at home by carrier pigeon. Around here it's a Courier pigeon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, Ormond said: You make it seem like I can only find out what’s going on at home by carrier pigeon. No i've said you didn't understand the conditions of the weather cause you're no here. Looking at pictures on your computer isn't the same as being on the road actually feeling the conditions. The army have been out rescuing folk, as i said people have died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, phart said: No i've said you didn't understand the conditions of the weather cause you're no here. Looking at pictures on your computer isn't the same as being on the road actually feeling the conditions. The army have been out rescuing folk, as i said people have died. There’s a way of replying to that but all I’ll get is how much of a heartless bastard I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, Ormond said: There’s a way of replying to that but all I’ll get is how much of a heartless bastard I am. Aye it's easy to judge from your ivory Wilis Tower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, phart said: Aye it's easy to judge from your ivory Wilis Tower Pffft. Only foreigners call it that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Ormond said: Pffft. Only foreigners call it that. i was going to say sears, but then i googled it to make sure it was in chicago and saw they had changed it's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 (edited) Aberdeen roads are ace, there’s no one out on them. I’m just home from taking the bairn out to get PS4 games for his birthday party tomorrow, only problem was, Smyths toy shop was closed because of adverse weather conditions, even though every other shop in the complex was open, on the plus side, I’ve managed to book a prime time for a Saturday at the 10 pin bowling and tgi’s after it, Asda car park was empty, I got right to the front door, just a pity there’s fuck all to buy. I passed 3 petrol stations and they’re all queues out the road, I’ve no idea why, as everyone appears to be shitting themselves driving, so no idea why they need fuel. The snow a couple of months back was far worse than it is now, the place is full of utter clowns. Kids are happy though, they’re having popcorn and hula hoops for breakfast tomorrow morning as I’m refusing to go out and milk a cow in a farmers snowy field. Edited March 2, 2018 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 In the garage getting a power card and there's a queu of about 6 folk maybe with huge big bags worth of messages because we're expecting snow on Sunday. This was at 25 past 10 on a Friday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: In the garage getting a power card and there's a queu of about 6 folk maybe with huge big bags worth of messages because we're expecting snow on Sunday. This was at 25 past 10 on a Friday night It's fucked up. On Tuesday i bought an extra 4 pints to do me, and some bread and vacuum packed pitta bread. A shop here had to limit folk to one 4 pinter of milk each cause folk were trying to buy gallons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Seems the east coast and west coast trains across the border both shut. No replacement buses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 45 minutes ago, exile said: Seems the east coast and west coast trains across the border both shut. No replacement buses. I can fully understand the east coast certainly between Newcastle and Edinburgh. My mate is contracted to shift snow and he’s sent me pictures of the line at a couple of crossings and the drifts are massive. This despite the train plough being through a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, macy37 said: I can fully understand the east coast certainly between Newcastle and Edinburgh. My mate is contracted to shift snow and he’s sent me pictures of the line at a couple of crossings and the drifts are massive. This despite the train plough being through a few times. Yes it seems the roads are bad too Elsewhere there are some amazing pictures of tunnels full of icicles, it's clear why they all need to be checked And incidentally, must be more dangerous for a driver than a steam train, in terms of what would hit first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 A ken some folk are missing their milky tea and toast but this is taking it too far lads... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/huge-mob-loots-lidl-blizzard-12117289 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weekevie04 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Panic buying. What a bunch of fuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 a little Snow Surrender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 59 minutes ago, Toepoke said: A ken some folk are missing their milky tea and toast but this is taking it too far lads... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/huge-mob-loots-lidl-blizzard-12117289 A TAMB poster has seen this all before. In the 70’s, the Co-op were opening a nice new store in a scheme in Paisley. There was only one ( possibly 2) road access in and out the scheme. The night before the store opened the local thugs barricaded the access and ransacked the store. Everything was taken. A constant stream of shopping trollies disappearing into local houses. The police couldnt get through. The TAMB poster witnessed everything from their high rise flat window. The store never opened. Ever. The poster shall remain anonymous in case of repercussions 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 What do you call a snowman with a piano? Meltin’ John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ormond said: What do you call a snowman with a piano? Meltin’ John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ormond said: What do you call a snowman with a piano? Meltin’ John. What do you call Elton John? A cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, DoonTheSlope said: What do you call Elton John? A cunt I’d gie ye an up score for that but I managed to nip ahead of you on the likes so I’ll just put my thumbs up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, Ormond said: I’d gie ye an up score for that but I managed to nip ahead of you on the likes so I’ll just put my thumbs up here. Natural order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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