Ormond Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 He wrote the words to the third most sung song in the English speaking World. He has more statues to him than any other non-religious figure after Victoria(cow) and Columbus. He was Bob Dylan’s single greatest influence. Michael Jackson based Thriller on Tam O’ Shanter. He was the first person ever to appear on a bottle of Coke. But @McTeeko says he was pish. Happy Burns Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 I was just coming on to create a poll seen as there's already a thread started I'll just throw my tuppence worth in here and say I think Burns is alotta shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Is the Facebook debate on my page no enough?!? You’ve then started your own thread and tagged me in it, now this one?!? He WAS pish though. Complete nonsense in story form that doesn’t even rhyme, sold as poems and lauded the world over. “Oh look, a wee moose. I think I’ll write a load of shite about it and future bellends like @Ormond will lap it all up once a year, even though poetry is as far from his thoughts every other day of the year!” Aye Ok then 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, McTeeko said: Is the Facebook debate on my page no enough?!? You’ve then started your own thread and tagged me in it, now this one?!? He WAS pish though. Complete nonsense in story form that doesn’t even rhyme, sold as poems and lauded the world over. “Oh look, a wee moose. I think I’ll write a load of shite about it and future bellends like @Ormond will lap it all up once a year, even though poetry is as far from his thoughts every other day of the year!” Aye Ok then 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 The only thing I'll be doing tonight in relation to Burns is playing with my wee sleekit timmering beastie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bonzo Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Aye well each to their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 Today is actually my wedding anniversary. @Parklife was first on the blower sending me wishes. He’s no’ a’ bad. Anyway, She’s no’ chuffed as I wished her a Happy Burns Day first this morning instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Ormond said: An arsehole paying tribute to a slavering arsehole, but as has been said above "each to their own" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ormond said: Today is actually my wedding anniversary. @Parklife was first on the blower sending me wishes. He’s no’ a’ bad. Anyway, She’s no’ chuffed as I wished her a Happy Burns Day first this morning instead. Happy Anniversary Mr & Mrs Ormond! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 Just now, DoonTheSlope said: Happy Anniversary Mr & Mrs Ormond! She actually saw Teeko’s FB post this morning and the first thing She said was, “That cunt Teeko disnae half suffer fae the Scottish cringe!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 What's this Scottish cringe I hear you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, Ormond said: Brilliant. Love that more every time i see it. 23 minutes ago, Ormond said: Today is actually my wedding anniversary. @Parklife was first on the blower sending me wishes. He’s no’ a’ bad. Anyway, She’s no’ chuffed as I wished her a Happy Burns Day first this morning instead. Happy Anniversary, Mr Ormond. 9 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: What's this Scottish cringe I hear you say? Look in a mirror and you'll see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 (edited) Seen as it's Burns' Night, i've adapted one of his most famous works: To a McInnes Wee, cowrin, sleekit, timourous Del, Oh what a panic's in thy sel', Thou need tae start attacking at Ibrox, Wi mare than one striker, Yi wid be laith to decline the Loving Cup, Yi fucking bottler. Edited January 25, 2018 by Parklife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 This is my favorite. Cock up your beaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Seen as it's Burns' Night, i've adapted one of his most famous works: To a McInnes Wee, cowrin, sleekit, timourous Del, Oh what a panic's in thy sel', Thou need start attacking at Ibrox, Wi mare than one striker, Yi wid be laith to decline the Loving Cup, Yi fucking bottler. You're wasted on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: Seen as it's Burns' Night, i've adapted one of his most famous works: To a McInnes Wee, cowrin, sleekit, timourous Del, Oh what a panic's in thy sel', Thou need start attacking at Ibrox, Wi mare than one striker, Yi wid be laith to decline the Loving Cup, Yi fucking bottler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Just now, Orraloon said: You're wasted on here. I was pretty chuffed with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 Burns nicht we raise a wee libation, Tae folk wha’ voted ‘gainst bein’ a nation, Instead we bend in single file, For a pack o’ sleekit paedophiles. *Frankie Boyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, Parklife said: Look in a mirror and you'll see it. Oh that rapier wit of yours is something to behold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Paolo Nutini - why does he sing like his voice is cauld? With that wee shiver through it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, McTeeko said: Paolo Nutini - why does he sing like his voice is cauld? With that wee shiver through it? That’s what makes it chillingly fucking good for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, McTeeko said: Paolo Nutini - why does he sing like his voice is cauld? With that wee shiver through it? He sounds like a sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 I love how folk just assume they have the latent ability to comprehend Burns, those that don't then blame the Bard. It's a sad state of affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, phart said: I love how folk just assume they have the latent ability to comprehend Burns, those that don't then blame the Bard. It's a sad state of affairs. I’m back on the swally the day Phart so... Fair fa’ yer honest Fenian taste, Great chieftain o’ the Guinness race, Aboon’ them a’, ye tak’ yer place, ‘N’ Ah’m nae ravin’, It’s Ormond’s best and by God’s grace, Yer certainly sent fae heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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