Alibi Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Remember being on a skiing holiday in Andorra when it was extremely cold, around -15C. Went out for a few drinks while wearing a polo shirt. Really should have wrapped up warm but we were being Scottish and kidding on we were used to these temperatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 31 minutes ago, euan2020 said: is there no stories about folks tongues sticking to lamp posts etc or in fact drunk folk pishing, and falling against steel posts, and their dick sticking to the post in Hahaha. When I first moved here frim Scotland I was the eedgit that tried lickin a lampost. Big mistake. Had to pour hot water over ma tongue to get it free..Ma da was no impressed. Sore as fuck mate.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 A few years ago we were in Fuerteventura in January, sold my trainers to one of the waiters in the hotel for 50 euros. Seemed a good deal until I was standing in flip flops at Prestwick airport scraping snow and ice off my car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Parklife said: *MiddleFingerEmoji* I deserve that but if it’s any consolation the heat gets old after a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Parklife said: This morning. Scraping mine and the Mrs cars. Minus 8 I hate this weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ormond said: P.S. She's not actually my "Mrs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Parklife said: P.S. She's not actually my "Mrs". You’ll go up a level on the TAMB when you get that ring on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Ormond said: You’ll go up a level on the TAMB when you get that ring on. I must be 2 levels up then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Just now, dandydunn said: I must be 2 levels up then Me anaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ormond said: Me anaw. #elite #sopopulariwaswantedtwice #idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 16 minutes ago, Ormond said: You’ll go up a level on the TAMB when you get that ring on. I've no interest in that. I see no need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 16 minutes ago, dandydunn said: I must be 2 levels up then 2 levels up a ring - fisting ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) Anytime it gets really cold i remember the documentary with the surviving members of the 101st Airborne where they recall their time during the Battle of the Bulge at Bastogne and then Corbeaux Wood I moan less Edited January 8, 2018 by Ally Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: Anytime it gets really cold i remember the documentary with the surviving members of the 101st Airborne where they recall their time during the Battle of the Bulge at Bastogne and then Corbeaux Wood I moan less Now, that’s creepy. I’m watching that Band Of Brothers right now and last night I had that very episode on about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 29 minutes ago, Parklife said: I've no interest in that. I see no need Ah , she declined ? 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Ah , she declined ? 🙂 Aye, classic whataboutery from Falkirk’s own I think. She’s obviously holding out for a better offer. Edited January 8, 2018 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Ah , she declined ? 🙂 1 minute ago, Ormond said: Aye, classic whataboutery from Falkirk’s own I think. She’s obviously holding out for a better offer. As if. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Just now, Parklife said: As if. Ya big sexy hoor ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Parklife said: As if. You are holding out for Rita from Dexter arent you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Ormond said: Ya big sexy hoor ye. Not at all Just saying that not getting married doesn't mean anyone is "holding out for a better offer" 6 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: You are holding out for Rita from Dexter arent you ? I don't think she's going to be beating my door down anytime soon. Anyway... It's fair warmed up today. Was up to +2 degrees when i was out at lunch time. +10 degrees in around 6 hours. Edited January 8, 2018 by Parklife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Just now, Parklife said: Not at all Just saying that not getting married doesn't mean anyone is "holding out for a better offer" Your lass must be a clever cookie if she’s managed to convince you that Parkie...... ya hot piece of Dandy ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Am I the only person who thought he meant it was somebody else's "Mrs"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, Parklife said: Not at all Just saying that not getting married doesn't mean anyone is "holding out for a better offer" I don't think she's going to be beating my door down anytime soon. Anyway... It's fair warmed up today. Was up to +2 degrees when i was out at lunch time. +10 degrees in around 6 hours. Lets hope she isnt beating your door down as there is likely to be a mad psycho right behind her . I am ragin , I got to the last episode of the second last series and Netflix pulled the bloody programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 My big V6 diesel engine was so not happy today. Almost 20 minutes to get it started and that was at lunchtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 53 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: My big V6 diesel engine was so not happy today. Almost 20 minutes to get it started and that was at lunchtime Never had an issue in the last 4 cold Winters with the car starting and that’s in weather that makes the UK look like the Bahamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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